Q: What do you call a Sikh who drinks only beer? A: JUSBEER SINGH. Q: What do you call a Sikh guy who has only one drink A: JUST-ONE SINGH. Q: What do you call a Sikh scuba diver? A: JULL-UNDER SINGH. Q: What do you call a better adapted Sikh diver? A: JULL-UNDER SINGH GILL. Q: What do you call a bald Sikh guy ? A: BALD-EV SINGH. Q: What do you call a Sikh boyfriend? A: HER PAL SINGH. Q: Who is he who has many publications to his credit? A: JOURNAL SINGH. Q: What do you call a Sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a white flag in his hand? A: SURRENDER SINGH. Q: What do you call a Sikh standing on one leg? A: BALAN SINGH Q: What do you call a Sikh enjoying a walk in the park? A: RELAX SINGH A few more........... 1) What do you call Singh whodrinks too much? Bho pinda Singh 2) One haired Singh? Iqbal Singh 3) Electrical Engineer Tara Singh 4) ..and his brother Cable Singh 5) The famous Olympic lady runner Tej Kaur 6) What do you call a Sikh at the bar? Bar-Tinder!