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 बन्टी और बबली ( प्यार दिवाना होयेल )

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Posted on 03-14-13 4:37 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Ye katha Patna ke gao se hai. Us gao ke sarpanch babulaal apni imandaari ke liye sarbatra mahasoor bhayi rahel. Babulaal ki ek patni, do bête aur ek beti howi rahel. Beti Bubli ekdum khoobsoorat rahel, moti ki tarah, gulaab ki ful ki tarah. Babulaal apni beti ko kahel “Ey beti! Jawan ladki khuli tijori ki tarah bhayel, tu idhar udhar mat ghuma kar.” Par babulaal ko thode na pata, bubli to gau ke chokre bunty ke sath nain ma takka kheli rahel.

Ek din bubli college jawathe. Bunty bubli ka dekhan man me kuch kuch hawath. Bunty ne rumaal giraya, tirchi najar ladai , aur kaha, “Oye Bubli, ye tohar rumaal hai ka?”. Bunty muskai or kuch kuch ho hi gaya!

Woh dono kheto me ghume, gaana waana gaya. Pyaar ho hi gaya bunty aur babli ka. Par samaaj unke khilaaf bhayel. Bunty garib family se bhayel, you see. Par babli bunty ko pyaar karath, garibi amiri ko wasta nahi karath.

“Main tumhare bina mar jaungi, bunty”, bubbly kahel.

“Par ye samaaj hamare khilaaf bhayel, Bubbly. Tu amir bhayel, main garib bhayel.” Bunty ne bidi salkaya.

“Mujhe tere pyaar ke siba aur kuch nahi chahiye Bunty, aa gale lagja”, bubli kahel.

Sarpanch babulaal ke kaamdar yi sab dekh rahal khet ke kone se. Who kaamdar haweli ko daude aur sab khabar de hi diya. Sarpanch babulaal bahut ghussa ho gaye.

“Ey Bittu, mera rifle nikal re”, Sarpanch kahel

Bittu bada ghabraya, par sarpanch jo bole wo na kiya to bittu ki khair nahi howe raheth.

Bittu ne banduk thamadi, aur sarpanch nikle Bunty ko dhoodne gaao (village) me.

To be Continued howel …..


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Confused Soul (Jwala) prastut karatho "Bunty Aur Bubli (Pyaar Diwana Hoyel)" bhaag 4.

Kamla baai chuhe maarne ki dabaa aur Bunty ke chitti lekar haweli pahuchgai turuntai. Gate pe Bittu khada tha, wo bola “Arey o Kamla, ki lekar ja rahel?” kamla boli, “kauno cheez nahi, Bittu, yi dabaai hai, Bublee mem shaab ki pair me moch ayel, hum yi chameli ki tel se maalish karatho”. Bittu bole, (flirting tone me), “ Arey wah, yi kya nainsafi hai, humri pair me bhi moch awathe, hum ko maalish kabhi nahi milel”.
“Hato Bittu ji, aap bhi bade woh ho!”, Kamla muskaai, use bhi Bittu ka chedna ali ali man parel feri.

To Bublee ne Bittu ki chitti aur chuhe maarne ni daba paa liya Kamla se. Bahut dilemma hoi gawa ab, Bittu ke waaste wait karel ki suicide karel. Woh sochi, marna hi hai ta thodi bahut waiting swaiting ho jaye. Bittu ko 3 din ki mahurat deti hu, agar wo na aye to main jaan deit hu.

Bublee deep thought process me hoke gali me dekh rahel. Udhar padosi Halwaram ka beta chintu gotiya khel raha tha. Bublee ke dimaag me ek idea ayel. “Arey o Chintu, idhar aa be”, wo boli. “nahi didi, hum gotiya khelathe, disturb kaahe karatho?”, chintu bola. “Arey stupid child, hum tenu mithaai dungi”, Bublee kahel. Mithai ke naam sunte hi Chintu fatafat aigayo feri.
Bublee ne kalam aur kaapi pakri aur bunty ko lekhi ek chitti. Chitti me apni dil ki baat aisan lekhi:

Mere jigar ke tukde Bunty,
Tumaar chitti Kamla baai ne chupke se humko dedi. Bhagwaan Ram ko hum pooja karatho ki tumra swasth abbal bhayel. Tum bin jina mere liye haabi bhayel Bunty. Tum nahi howathe, hum paani bina ke machli jaise bhayel. Tumaar baaho me hum apni jindagi gujaarna chahel Bunty, aa gale lagja.
Tum hamaar liye kabita lekhatho, hum khusi le fut fut gayel. Hum bhi tumaar liye kabita me reply dine koshish karungi, praannath, first attempt howel, critical nabhael hai please?

Bunty mere bhola bhala, pyaar karatho hum tumse
Tumre bin har bakhat rehte hum gum sumse
Dil ki dhakan tej howi har bakhat tumri yaad me
Shaadi humko tumse karni hai Chunnilaal jaye bhaad me


Tere bin gujaara nahi howel, har bakhat aasu dharara
Humko tumse shaadi karke cycle me ghumne jana hai farara
Hum tum two peas in a pod bhayel judaai hai namunkin
Humse biha rachailo Bunty, nachungi main tak-dhi-na-dhin

3 din ki mahurat dungi, 3 din baad meri shaadi hai
Shaadi kya chunnilaal se biha kewal humri barbaadi hai
Hume lene ao ghode me, hum khusi khusi chalungi
Agar tum na aye Bunty, to me jeher khake marungi

Malum hai hume humri deadline thodi intense bhayel
Par Chunnilal se shaadi garna bhanda baru hum nark gayel
3 din tumri yaad me kaisan rahungi malum nahi
Aao bunty, bublee ke liye hamaar rishta ko kardo sahi

Chintu ko chitti dedi, aur chintu kud kud ke gaya Bunty ke ghar me.

Aage kya howel? Janne ke liye tune in karel , tomorrow.

To be Continued bhayel....


 
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 Is this a racial joke or a comedy story? 

i hope confused soul is not trying to stereotype madhesi people here

 
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pinky ji, sujhaab aur prashna ke liye abhaari hu. Humri yi katha patna ke gao se hai, ye hum pehli bakya mai bhanel. Bihar ka main bhasa hindi bhayel, par magahi, bhojpuri aur maithili bhi bahut lokpriya bhasa bhayel. Angrezi ki influence pani uttikai bhayel feri. To aap jo ye madhesi log ke khilaf racism bolatho, to hum madhesh ki story hi nahi likhathe, kaisan Madhesi logan ke khilaf hoigawa? Hum Patna me pada hu, par Nepalipan man mai hai. Hum sab jaat jaati, bhasa bhasi ke Nepali se prem karel. Yi katha ko ek hasi majak wali katha ke roop me lijiye, auro kuch baat nahi. Fir bhi chhyama maagta hu.
 
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Toh hum ko bahut vote ayeel. Vote aayel toh hamaar dil garden garden bhayel. Tomorrow ko hum goli mareell aur kahani hum abhii likheel. Confused Soul (Jwala) prastut karatho "Bunty Aur Bubli (Pyaar Diwana Hoyel)" bhaag 5.

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Chintu daguur daguur le bunty ke ghar mein gayeel uchhal uchhhal ke. Bunty chithii paake bahut khuus bhayeel. Khusi ke do asuuu taap taap jhareel aaur chithi padheel. Kabita padhke toh uska diil bahut khush bhayel, aur ghodaa nahii toh baapu ke gadhe pe chadh ke bubbly ko bhagaa le jaane ka sapana buneel. Jhatarpaataar woh chintu ko bolel
“Chintuwa, mere chithi bubly ko dedawa ka?”
Chintuwa bola, “Hamaar chithii pahuchwane ka rate fix kareel, ek chithiii ka rate do thok mithai howeel.”
Akhiir baanwaari dukaanwala ka beta jo thehera, dukaandaari bachpaan se chalu howeell.
Bunty jhatarpatar usko mithai deweel aur chithiii lekhne baithell aaur chithii lekheel:

“Mere dilo jaaan bubly,
Hum tohaar chithii padheel. Tohaar kabita padhke hum bhaavbibhaal bhayeel aaur aansu dhararaa jhareelll. Hum tohaar ke kabit padhkee critical nahi bhayeel, paar hamara dill bahuuut critical bhayeel. Hum tumko aur ek thok kabita lekheel

Hamaraa toh saas pholeel tohaar ki yaad satayee
Bahoot jaldi hogeel mahurat tumhare tin din ke
Tohree khatirr chunnilal ko hum bhaad mein pathaye
Tujhe jaisan bhi bhagayenge, chahe ghar girwi rakh ke

Aasu tohh hamara bhi jhareel, paar hum tissue use kareel
Cycle lekaar aana chaheel paar saala hawaa uska howeel light
Tuuh gulabooo hum toooh tohree kadaa bhayeeel
Yinnn kutoo ke samnee mataa nacheel, unse kareel hum fight

3 din nahi kurenge hum, humm aayengee aajj hi ki raat ko
Humree baaap ki gadhii ko daudayenge humm ghode ki chaal
Wait kareel tohaar chaat mein, ek bhayeel aaj hum do
Gaadhii mein baith ke hum jayeengee capital of nepaal.

Tu chintaa maat kareelll matt khanaa wooh jaheerrr
Aaj huum barsayengee us sarpanch ke ghar mein keheerr
Jaayengee hum tumm saarii duniyaa se bahuut tadhaaa
Suru karengee hamaar jiwaan, swachha auur sidha sadaa.
Haamaar wait karell raat ke dhai baje bubblyy chhat mein, huum doori soori anchorwa leeke aweel.
Wohii tohra pyaraa,
Banti.”

Chitthhi lekee chintuwaa daguur daguur ke bublly ke ghaar gayeeel. Paar chintu bahoot chalakh bhayeel. Iss chithiwa ka bhi business karne ke socheel aaru sidhaa sarpanch ke paas gayeeel aaur boleell.
“Sarpanch, hamaar paas bahuuut badaa khabar bhayeel, chaar mithaai diyeel tohh hum tumko wooh khabaar diyeel.”

To be Continued bhayel....

 
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Why did someone flag Pinky's post? Not everyone will be reading this post the same way. While I am certain this whole story has been crafted in a humorous way, at the same time I can understand why someone might have a concern about the writer’s intention in regards to usage of regional dialects - although reading between the lines, it is a dead giveaway.

The upvote/downvote is meant to be used judiciously, not for reasons where you might deem the post not aligning to your viewpoint (however silly it maybe).


 
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 I did read Patna was mentioned. But this is nepali forum and i happen to check sajha from time to time. I don't find this funny at all. Maybe my taste of humour is different.
 
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 This is a purely BULLSH*T and RACIST strory.....
 This story is going nowhere bud......
 
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pinky, purweli, aapko hamari story pasand nahi ayi, hum us baare me thodi na kuch kar sakta hu. Aaap ko pasand nahi ayi, maafi maagta hu, sajha ma aur darjano story hain, mere se abbal, first class, wo padhlijiyega. Phir bhi, mere thread pe aye, main aabhaari hu.

 
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Confused Soul (Jwala) prastut karatho "Bunty aur Bublee (Pyaar Diwana Hoyel)" bhaag 6.

Halwaram ka beta Chintu ne 2-3 mithai ke badle me Sarpanch Babulaal ko woh chitthi de hi di. Sarpanch babulaal ghusse se ekdum chur hoi gayel.
“Bittu, pandu , idhar aao sab ke sab!!” , ekdum chillakar sab worker log ko bulairahel. “Bublee ke kamre ke aage hume ekdum security chahatho. Koi bhi andar jaane naa payel. Agar us Bunty haram zaada aigayo, ta usko tum log wahi goli le bhund rahel, samajho ka?”
Sab log luruluru maalik ko aadesh manel ani tatastha bhayel ra Bublee ke room ke aage bamboo wamboo lekal baithel.

Udhar Bunty ko yi sab maalum na bhayel. Woh to Bublee ko aaj rati me bhagakar le jaane ke sapne me mast bhayel. Khatiye me lungi lagake Bublee ki photo ko sine se lagake baithel, Bublee ki yaad me ekdum smile karel. Flashback me usko gaana yaad ayel jab woh aur Bublee kheto main nach gaana karatho ………….” Chaal sharabi, aakhen hai lovely…chaal sharabi, aakhen hai lovely…main tera Bunty, tu meri Bublee, main tera Bunty, tu meri Bublee”

Raat ke 11:45 bajatho, Bunty ekdum sajdhaj ke ready hoi gayel Bublee ko lene jaane ke waste. Gao ke mele me kharida huwa scent bhi mag mag basna ayel jiu bhari charera. Hero Cycle main chadatho aur raat me andhera bhayel, isi waaste torch light bhi sar me dori le kaskar Bunty haweli ki taraf chalel. Bublee ke Milan ke maafik woh ekdum baichain bhayel, so haweli 10 min me pahuch hi gayo. Bamboo ke sidhi me chad kar chhat me bhi turuntai pahuch gayo feri.

“Bublee…oh bublee….meri janeman kidhar hai tu? Luka chuppi bahut huwi, samne aa jana”, Buntu bolel.
“Arey kutte, saamne hum aunga” Bunty farakka farkel ta Bittu aur Pandu ekdum bade bade sticks lekar khade bhayel. Badi muskil ai gayel.
“Tum? Magar meri Bublee? Kidhar hai meri jaan?” Bunty almost tears me bhayel.
“Bublee memsaab tujh jaise lafange ko milne kabhi nahi aegi, kutte!”

Next scene me ekdum fight scene bhayel. Bunty ko aisan pita aisan pita ki raat ke taare ke sath sath woh apne eyes aage bhi stars dekhne lag gaya. Pit Pit ke keema banai dewatho haram jaado ne. Pitne ke baad usko who aalu ke bora hota hai na, woh brown color ka, usme daalke gao ke bich me chhod aaye.

Bunty ekdum ghayal bhayel par aliali hosh baaki bhayel. “B se baichain hota hai, B se Bunty hota hai, B se Bublee hoti hai, B se bewafa hota hai aur B se bimaar hota hai. Us bewafa Bublee ne is baichain Bunty ko bimaar kardiya” were his last words before woh unconscious bhayel.

Udhar Bublee ko yi sab incidents ka kauno idea nahi bhayel. Use to itna pata bhayel ki uska Milan Bunty se do din me bhayel aur woh dono ghar chodke shaadi rachayel gayel. Bunty ke yaad main har pal usko ek shaal ki jaisan lagel, phir bhi patience is virtue ko yaad karel aur patient bhayel, apni pyaar ke khatir.

Kya bunty aur Bublee ka Milan hoga? Kya chunnilaal bublee ko bihakar lane me kaamyab hoga? Saccha pyaar safal hoga ki samaaj ke dushman winner swinner hoi lenge? Jaanne ke liye kal tune in kare.

To be Continued bhayel...


 
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 i can't understand why this story in being entertained in sajha story section.

i think writer is lost in his/her story. I do find this story racist.

if you are looking for literary pieces look elsewhere. This is crap.

 
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dhartiputra ji, aapki comment sar aakhon par. Main pahile bhi bola hu, agar aap ko pasand nahi ayo, to aur kahani padlijiye. Ye kahani nahi, ye to hamaar badbad hai, koi koi log ko pasand ayel, to hum continue karatho.

Ek baat hamaar magaj ke bahaar bhayel, dhartiputra aur pinkyagarwal ke profile herel ta yi thread me bahek auno kahi comment na karel, yi thread me comment karne ke maafik naya id banael kya?

Hume ye competition jitna nahi hai. Hum sirf jun log ko thodi bahut manoranjan aa rahel, unke waaste likhel. galti se jit hi liya to hum wu paisa kisi charity ko dedunga, ye sab ke aage hamaar bachan bhayel. Par auro story ko vote karel, humka na karel. hum aapke dil jitna chahta hu, vote nahi. humaar thread me aap padhare, hum aabhari hu.

 
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 Bakwaas story. Total time waste.
Last edited: 05-Apr-13 02:42 PM

 
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bittertruth ji, aap ke time waste bhayel, hum chhyama maagta hu. Auro story padlena, badiya badiya story hai sajha me. Aaap is thread me padhare, hum sukargujaar hu. Dhanyabaad.

 
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confused_soul, thats a duplicate bittertruth, original is here.
duplicate hai bey, duplicate.. sala duplicate

 
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Kauno baat nahi Bittertruth baabu. Hum sub ko samaan prem karta hu. Aap ke weekend happy hoigayel, yi hamaar prathana hai.  
 
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Confused Soul (Jwala) prastut karath “Bunty aur Bublee (Pyaar Deewana Hoyel)” bhag 7:

Us din Bunty bahut royel. Sarir ke ang ang me itni dard hoigayel ki k bhanne. Uski buddhi maa garam paani me salt daalke uske ghau chot ki ilaaj karatho. 3-4 ghanta ma purai ta haina but ali ali bhaye ni ekdum thik hoigayel.

Bunty jab apne pair me chalne ki kaabil bhayel ta sidhai Halwaraam ki dukaan me gayel. Bunty ko maloom bhayel ki uski Bublee dhokhebaaj nahi hai, use to auro koi ni fasaya huwa hai. To Chintu se yi sab bataan ki answer puchne Bunty mithai pasal pahuchgaya. Mithai dukaan ke ek kone me moti choor ke laddu ekdum ban rahe the, doosre kone me chhota Chintu ladki log ko dekh raha tha. Bunty ki haal dekh ke Chintu ekdum sad bhayel. Mithai ki khatir jo pitai hoigawa Bunty ka, usne Chintu ko ekdum guilty feel bhayel. To usne Bunty ko help karne ko decide kari liyo.

“Bunty bhai, Bublee aur Chunnilaal ki shaadi me mithai akhir humri hi dukan se jayel na? Tu fikar mat kar bhai, yi chokariya log ke sang tu bhi ek barfi ke tray carry karke set hoi gayel, u tya kone ma humri maa ki shaadi hain, woh badi moti hai, par adjust karke, woh bhi layel chittai.” Chintu ne apni masterplan explain karel.

“Bublee ke liye hum kuch bhi karunga, Chintu.” Bunty ki awaz me passion bhayel, ekdum wu last fight me hero log ka jo ghussa aur josh ra delicate balance howel na, waisa hi.

To Bunty ne gulaabi saari pehenli aur Champa, Shilpa, Pooja aur Nita ke sang line me khada hoke chala haweli ke taraf barfi ke tray haat me leke. Udhar haweli me shaadi ka din bhayel Bublee aur Chunnilaal ka, to nach gaana bahut howathe.

Hamaar kahani me ek gaane ka time bhayel feri shaadi ka gaana:

Aaaj shaadi Bublee ki, sab log nachel gaayel
Dulhaniya pani aipugin bajaudai chamcham payal
Ful bhayel jata tatai mag mag bhayel gharbaar
Jab jab haasel Bublee rani, Chunnilaal ghayal hoyel har baar

Laal shaadi me humri Bublee lage ekdum pathaka
Aakh mare jaha bhi jaake, udhar howe dhamaaka
Aaj ke baad woh akh mare chunnilaal ke waaste only
Chod ke mat jao Bublee rani, hum log honge lonely

Ladki howel jaanai parel, bhanera ni k garne
Chaleko chalan, bhayeko riti, afule ni garnai parne
Yaad hume karti rehna, bhula mat dena humko
Aakh bhar aasu rakhel bidaai karel aaj hum tumko

Inki jodi wah bhai wah ram aur sita yaad ayel
Hum duwa karte hain in log sab khusi payel
Dilwale Dulhania yis baar bhi le jaayenge
9 mahine baad chota Chunnilaal leke bhetna ayenge

Kya Bunty Bublee ko bhagaane me kamyaab hoga? Last fight me kya hoga? Kauno aur twist baaki hai? Jaanne ke liye tune in karel kal!
To be Continued bhayel....
 
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Confused Soul (Jwala) prastut karatho “Bunty aur Bublee (Pyaar Deewana Hoyel)” Bhaag 8.


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 To shaadi ke din aigawa ekdum climax me. Bublee ekdum torn bhayel, agar Bunty next 1 hour me usse lene nahi ayel ta woh chuhe maarne ke dabaa khaake sentiflat huna ready bhayel.

Udhar Bunty bhane shaadi pehenke mithai deliver karirahel. Ekdum careful bhayel, thakur ke kauno aadmi ne dekhiliya to uski khair nahi howathe feri. Barfi deliver kardai apni barfi jaisi sweet “sweetu” ko yaad karel.

Chunnilaal baabu bhi aigayo ghode me. Ekdum band baaja ke sath, baraati log ke saath. Suited Booted hoyel sab log, baraati log ke kapde dekhte hi pata chalel kati dhani bhayel woh log.

Bublee apne kamre me make-up kardai basel. Laal shaadi me woh ekdum Madhuri Dixit maafik lagel. Uske muhaar me jatti laali powder ke glow bhaye pani man ma dukha bhayel, Ashanti bhayel, so natural glow nabhayel. Usse yi dhan sampatti kuch nahi chahel, kewal Bunty ka prem chahel.

 Mahurat ka samaya nikat ayel, Bublee ki dil ki dhadkan jor jor bhayel, man baichain bhayel. Ab kauno intezaar nahi bhayel Bublee ka, Bunty huttihaaara lina sina na ayel, eklai bhaye ni marna parel, woh cupboard ki taraf bad hi rahel, tab ek awaz se who jhaskel.

“3 hapte hoyel teri soorat dekhel bina jaaneman, in 3 hapto me hum kaisi jiye yi to sirf humka maloom hai.” Bunty dhoka me bhayel (Bunty ka head shot 3 choti lagatar imagine karel Hindi film ma jastai, added effects ke liye)

“Mere jaana!” bublee alikati weirded out bhayel Bunty ko pili shaadi me dekhel kar, par pachi Bunty le story bhanepachi sab kuch bujhel.

 To Bunty ne apni shaadi utaari, aur usko Bublee ki window me badhdiya, aur pichhu wale raste se Bunty aur Bublee 9-2-11 hoigayel. Jaane ke age Bublee apne baapu ko chitti lekhel:

 Baapu hamaar baat ko samjho, hum hai dubidhame

Chunnilaal se muhabbat nahi, nahi rehna subidhame

Bunty ke sath hi hamaar jindagi, woh hi bhayel dil ki location me

Ab hum du bhaag rahel, chalel hum train station me

 Woh bipatti ki ghadi bhi aa hi gayel. Pandit shrivastav bolel “Dulhan ko le aayo re”, aba dulhan ta bhaye po le aunu ni, bhagi halel, afnai biha ko din poila gayel. Sarpanch Babulaal bolel, hum laaunga Bublee ko.

 “Bitiya Bublee, au re biha ke laagi”, Sarpaanch ki kada awaz sab sunel, woh upar pahuchel ta bitiya nahi chhithiya milel.

 Sarpanch ris le aago bhayel aba. Sab chamcha log ko banduk wanduk bokne ko bolel, aur sab log gai gayo train station ki taraf.

 Sarpanch Babulal apni aadmi log ke saath train station pahuch ki gaye. Udhar Bunty aur Bublee ek cup chai saucer me daalke share karel, samosa ni khayel. Un log ko spot karne bittikai sab chamcha log banduk tersyael Bunty ke aage. Bublee ekdum tarsel, par Bunty Bublee ko side me karke ekdum nidar bhayera agadi ayel.

 “Maardiyel goli maardiyel, humka maardiyel ta kuch nahi hoigawa, hamaar prem amar hai, Sarpanch baabu”

Sarpanch halka taken aback bhayel aba iski courage dekh kar. Sarpanch ko apni jawani yaad ayel jab woh Roopmati ko “Ashmita Chalchitra Mandir” me Big B ke filme dikhane le jaate the. Ek baar pullukka apne aadmi log ko herel, ani tespachi apni shaji huwi beti ko herel.

 “Kitna pyaar karta hai tu humri Bublee se?” ali softness apparent bhayel voice me.

 “ Sarpanch ji, kaash main aapko bataa sakel, main Bublee ko kitna chahta hun .I love her, I love her very very much Sarpanch ji. Hum aankhe band karel to usko dekhel, Aankhe kholel to usko dekhna chahel. Agar woh  paas nahi hoyel to usse charo taraf mehsoos karel. Ise pyar kaho paagalpan ya mere dil ki dhadkan, mere liye ek hi baat bhayel. Pyar to bahut log karel lekin mere jaisa pyar koi nahi kar sakel kyonki kisi ke paas Bublee jo nahi bhayel. Main Bublee ko bhool nahi sakta Sarpanch ji, Main usko bhoolna hi nahi chahta... woh meri hai, main use jindagi bhar pyaar karunga, marte dum tak pyaar karunga aur uske baad bhi…..” 

 “Kya dialogue maridiyel yaar Bunty, akh me aasu aigayel, majaa aa gaya”, Sarpanch bolel.

Side ka bittu, paandu, baanke sab log bhi aakh me aasu leke khade bhayel.

 “ja Beti ja, Bunty ke paas ja, ji bharke pyaar karel”, Sarpanch ke sudden change in mind confounding bhayel, par bujhel sab jana.

 Bunty aur bublee train me chadel aur Mumbai ke taraf train badel.

 And they lived happily ever after.

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 Unki jindagi ki agli mukaam ki kahani “Bunty aur Bubli (Pyaar Diwana bhayel, Shaadi eye-opener bhayel)” jaldi likhunga.

 Confused soul (Jwala) krit "Bunty aur Bublee (Pyar Diwana bhayel) samapt bhayel. 

Humko bhala bura bolne auro log y padlena : Hume ye competition jitna nahi hai. Hum sirf jun log ko thodi bahut manoranjan aa rahel, unke waaste likhel. galti se jit hi liya to hum wu paisa kisi charity ko dedunga, ye sab ke aage hamaar bachan bhayel. Par auro story ko vote karel, humka na karel. hum aapke dil jitna chahta hu, vote nahi. humaar thread me aap padhare, hum aabhari hu.
 
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To all the people going gung-ho about the voting :

This isn't a story. This is a parody of 1990s Bollywood movies that I and a few other of my friends grew up watching. It should not be compared to any other piece of literature in sajha - it isn't a literary piece of begin with. On behalf of my friends who helped me plan this story and write it, I apologize for the fiasco we caused. Our intentions were only to add a little bit of humor to the story writing competition.

We were never in it for the competition, hence we can't win. If you can, take this with a pinch of salt, forget the competitive behavior, and appreciate the humor, if any. All the pieces in the competition except ours are excellent and deserve accolades. We would like to request San to remove our name and decide the winner fairly.

Its fun to troll...until people take it too seriously. Again, our apologies for everything. If we could make even a few people laugh, we will consider ourselves successful. If we didn't, you won't see our faces, let alone writings, ever again.

All in Jest.

Competition khatam hoi gayel.

 
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 Confused_soul- I don't think you should be serious about what people talk. I laughed my ass off when I read your story and looking forward to the second part. I have no freaking idea how these people came here and called your story racist and crap and what not. This story is not different that popular hindi movie 'Dil' and I bet my last dollar most Nepalese enjoyed that movie. 

 I can understand why a literary purist won't like your parody. But the problem is, nobody came here and gave an objective criticism. And seriously what are they expecting. It takes some effort and planning to come up with any story, be it consistently bad or consistently good.

Long story short, it is not your fault that people voted for you and I don't think you should reject what ever is for the offer. You won it fair and you won it square.

-Mav
PS: I didn't vote for you.

 
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Thanks Maverick! Atleast there is someone who had a good laugh.

Thank you for all the votes. We certainly didn't deserve it, but we figured we could use the prize money for something that could help other people. We emailed San today and asked him to donate the prize money  to HelpNepal, the largest charitable network of Nepalis, on behalf of sajha.com. We all can take pride in this contribution since we all contributed to it one way or the other. Although it isn't that big of an amount, we hope it will help someone someday.

Our gratitude to San dai for this initiative and his contributions towards sajha.com in general.

katha lekhel Bunty aur bublee ka, pareshaan bhaye poeple
ab paisa de diya charity ko, hopefully tumra man is shital
Buri bhawana bhulke aao sab log rahe maaja ma
Racism, Sexism yi kauno baat naahi kare sajha ma




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