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 yo Nepal Ma kahi K hunala ho.
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Posted on 11-07-15 8:41 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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जसो गर जे भन जता सुकै लैजाऊ मलाई यो मन त मेरो नेपाली हो |
....भनेर खुब गाना गयिन्थ्यो यता तिर नेपाली को जमघट मा
बाहुन, छेत्री , नेवार , भोटे , तामांग , जो सुकै होस् मोमो को तातो डल्लो चपौन्दै एक दुइ जना गोरी मोरी हरु संग,
हे जेनिफेर , "ब्रिंग सोम मोमो सुप फर्म द किचेन" भनेर खुब रमाइलो गरिन्थ्यो कलेज तिर |
सस्तो बड लाइट र पांच डोलर मा पाइने घ्याम्पो जत्रो वोडका खाए पछि त , रेशम फिरीरी देखि लिएर , फक द पोलिस सम्म गायिन्थ्यो
छिमेकि बुडो ले हल्ला भो वनेर पुलिस बोलायुन्थ्यो | पुलिस आएर भोलुम चै कम गर्नु पर्यो भनेर करौन्थ्यो , कल्ले सुन्ने मातिएको बेला | अनि तेस्पची चै आब पनि बन्द गरिनस भने चै गाडी पछाडी राखेर लाने धम्कि आउंथ्यो | बल्ल केटा हरुले, मूला ख्याल ख्याल मा साछिकै जेल जाने भैयो कि त्यो भनेर तित्तर बित्तर हुन्थे|
मेमोरी भंचन नि, ति दिन सम्झेर रमाईलै लाग्छ आजकल .
हिजो बेलुका त्वर्र त्वर्र फोन बज्यो रति बारा बजे , को रैच भनेर उठाको, नेपालबाट आम ले फोन गर्नु भा रैच .

Hya yo Nepali ma type garda correction garna backspace handa handa dimag kharab, la aaba nepanglish ma lekhdai chu, maaf garnuhola.

Aani aama sanga suru bho desh ko khedo khanna.
Gas chaina, petrol chaina. rajdhani jasto thaam ma, daura ma bhhat pakauna parla bhanera socheyeko pani thiyena re. Neta haru nikkamma. Desh barbad huna lagyo re.
aagulto le poleko kurur ta tarsincha, nepal sarkar ta kukur bhanda pani tala ko jaat aare, paile 1989 ma pani naka banda garya thyo tara aaile samma chet kholena aare.

Meri aama, budo jyan, maya lagcha. Eklo choro bidesh ma cha. Paisa ko kami ta chaina tara, ramro sanga kaam garera pani khana napaine aawasta cha aaile.
Ti majdoor haru ko po maya lagcha. Jasko ghar ma belka kaam garena bhane chora chori haru bhokai sutnuparcha.
Khai garib desh ko abhisaap ho ki, khai k ho k ho.
ae hamro desh ta yesto prakritik sampada le bhariyeko cha aare, raajniti matra sudhrini ho bhane ta kehi dasak mai switzerland jasto huncha aare. "Uhi hamro comrade Prachanda ko kuro."
tara malai ta lagcha Nepal bikas bhanda paile soch bikas kai aawasyakta cha Nepal ma.
Huna ta jaat bhaat le desh sankat ma pareko nepal matra haina.
america pani gu desh thiyo ni 1800 tira. manche kinna bechnai paune bhanechin ta barbadai stithi ho ni.
la ma talai tinta bheda dinchu, malai euta kale bech bhanne situation ta fucked up nai ho ni.

Tara aaile biswa le taha payo ni, tyesko parinam k hundo raicha. America ma aaile samma tyo ris ra aago kunai na kunai rup le bisphot huncha kailekahi. Baltimore riot ek udharahan.

Aaile manche haru le bhanchan india le pahile ni nakabandi garya thyo hamro aaile samma buddhi aayena. Tara kura aali jatil cha. bhedbhab hamro sastra sangai jodiyera aayeko cha. Manche harule sastra ko ramro bujhai nahunda yesto darlagdo situation aaipareko ho.

america, south africa ko udharan herum.
Yo jatiya/rastrya ma division lyaune soch nai thulo bidambana ho nepal ko.

Neta harulai gali pani kati garne. Maarna la ko budha harulai mantri, pradhanmantri bannaparne.
Khai Nepali bhanne species nai yestai ho ki kya ho. Mosquito is drawn to blood, Nepali is drawn to corruption.
Hami yesta forum ma jati gaaf chute pani maila dai daura khojha godawari janai parcha.

Jado ni aauna la cha, fuel chaina. la ta Nepali Dajubhai Didibahini haru, haresh na khanu.
Baru, daura ko stock rakhna jungle tira Kudnu..
And one last thing, Nothing against India, Fuck our politicians who listen to them.

Mero yo saab kura lai ekai line ko kabita ma summarise garna mincha hola. Which is below:-

"oye bhaiya aaru duita panipuri de natra godai khalas" kai parinaam ho yo saab.



 
Posted on 11-08-15 12:24 AM     [Snapshot: 199]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Bandemataram! Good Job India. Tell your mom to serve Modi so that he can send you and your people some gas and fuel.
Last edited: 08-Nov-15 06:47 PM

 
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our only card against this blockade is disruption in damn that control water flow to the southern neighbor; but again this may lead in perish of out national identity
 
KhaliSisiPuranoBottl.
Posted on 11-09-15 4:08 PM     [Snapshot: 632]     Reply [Subscribe]
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@whiteboi, yehi whiteboy jasto nautanki le nepal bigreko ho
 
KhaliSisiPuranoBottl.
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Yes i will tell her but Modi said he prefers your mom; whereas your mom is enjoying with Rajendra Mahato.
 
Posted on 11-10-15 1:31 AM     [Snapshot: 883]     Reply [Subscribe]
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I tell you what boi, I am proud to be Madhesi anyways
 


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