---- Jaya Hos Sajha Ko -----


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What?s the deal with this dude, always asking for forgiveness from Manju, whoever she is. Everytime I login to Sajha, he is begging, ?Manju malai maaf garideu.? If Manju actually existed she would have forgiven him, and then again rejected him, for begging so freaking much. Dude! Get a room. Why don?t u send a letter to Manju, doesn?t look like she reads Sajha.

Then there are these frequent newbies, everytime they require some information, they change their name and post the question as if they had never been to Sajha. The funniest part is to read the smart-ass comment that follow the question. ?Where would I find cheaper calling cards to Nepal?? ?Below my pillow?, somebody answered.

Talking ?bout calling cards. This question is programmed to make it?s appearance in Sajha after every 15 days. Like Al-Qaida coming up with new releases of Shekh-ur-booty, almost beating HongKong and Bollywood on production. The response thread have tendency to contain one or two demeaning remarks for Nepali Card makers, poor bastards.

Oh, what about those silly questions. These are actual questions taken off recent Sajha:

?Who can tell king action is positive or negative (Bad)?? Note the bad in parenthesis.
?Why is life so dull?? Coz u spend too much time in Sajha
?Who is your biggest rival in chatroom?? Chunnu from kindergarten. Grow up.
?End of Sajha?? Hell yeah
?Do you need revolution or civil war? Why or why not?? Saprasanga byakhya gara.

I wanted to add few myself, but controlled my temptation:
?How do you scratch ur butt? Describe?
?Why do men have nipple?? This seem like a legit question.

Forget about questions. It seems ANA fever has finally gone down. 50% of Sajhaites attended ANA, 50% of Sajhaites trashed those who attended. Where did I get the stat? Remember, 48% of Statistics are made on the spot. Girls aren?t safe, best thing to do for them is try to hide whenever camera flashes go around, smile ur on Sajha Camera. ANA doesn?t conclude on July 4th or 5th. It concludes when Sajhaites want it to conclude.

Jaya hos Sajha ko.

Dang I was missing on Ashu and Nepe's "tandav." That would have spiced up the standup. Oh, well, may be next time.

Stiffle I have heard this name somewhere, of ya in "American Pie"

All time greates Stiffler's Mom with one of the greatest rack

Dude fogget 'bout his momma for a while okay. U ain't getting her. U were supposed to read the post, not fantasize 'bout her. kya kya manchhey.

Lol, finally made my day.

Lemme add more:
Every once in a while u get a thread asking "Why do Nepali girls marry foreigners?" Dude the answer is simple, go look at the mirror?

Lemme see what else, oh ya the Devdas(s). Being the nice gal that I am, I used to feel sorry for them but now its getting retarded. The gal/guy left u, its over, stop writing those lopsick poems, its pathetic.

And the never ending thread, "where has blah blah gone off?" What is this, a frat house?

Its perfectly normal to hate me :D

Well said meera well said. Two questions I forgot to add, u brought it up. Well said.

Sorry but lets go back to the name again, SAJHA. Refresh you Nepali..

typing error, should have been- Refresh your Nepali

nice job there you go stiff...

then i thougt we dont need this kurakani thing.

Ok, Why do men have nipples? Scientific explanation please.

Stiffler! one more addition to your list ... an open marriage proposal on kurakani... btw apply if you are interested...

http://sajha.com/sajha/html/OpenThread.cfm?forum=2&ThreadID=23163

" Posted on 08-09-05 8:12 AM Reply | Notify Admin
k, Why do men have nipples? Scientific explanation please. "

I read this in yahoo news some time back.... the thing is god is lazy so instead of making two different starting embroy for men and women. God uses the same embroy and start up and keeps adding things over that....

It Computer language, men and women and derived from same super class with some attributes enabled some disabled ... disabled attribute are still present but hidden or supressed...

this also explians why trans-sexuals (hijadas) exist, now and then god tries to code while he is doping/drinking and screws up his coding and forgots to disable some of the attributes this leads to two conflicting attribute in same entity....

God is great! but lazy!

Good going Stiffler!

How about those "he said that, she said, that they said that, we said that.... shut up and go back to all the threads put out during the last 2 years, stupid... Keep your records straight, yo!!!" threads?!

Why do men have nipples re? The same reason women have hair! species ke baat hai !

---to adorn,cover, pump, pierce, flash, admire!
---to keep track of your over weight by the size of the bra you might have to buy!

Why is Sajha so blah! 'Cause the threads are woven by bored/ing people!

;)

Hey Meera!

Cheer up Stiffler.. dude... it's sajha and everthing goes over here..

I don't mind any of these questions..
Who can tell king action is positive or negative (Bad)??
?Why is life so dull??
?Who is your biggest rival in chatroom??
?End of Sajha??
?Do you need revolution or civil war? Why or why not??

It's fun and make my day .. so plz if you don't agree don't read and let who agree..read and post...
and why the hell do you want to know how do we scratch or butt? Describe? - Get life..

Huh what??
I don't know whacha complaining 'bout bee!!I ain't complaining.

Prajatantra, didja just write that up when ya were haaaigh?


Sitara, damn straight. U got what I am saying.

Stiffler, What a funny piece, even though you might not have intended that way. Now you know why I stopped posting :0. And, oh reading too. These days I have started visiting yet again. Dunno why. Just to skim and reply to a thread like yours perhaps. And of course Ashu and Paramendra's ahem! And I whole heartedly agree with prajantra. we must have read the same journal! What a small world!

Sajha is definitely going stupider - aint gonna no deny dat! Maybe it is just infested with juveniles. Or is it just the writing???? who know. that is a question for you right there. Do you agree? Disagree? If yes why? If no, why not? bistarai byakkha gara. Na hatarikana.

Yup!

Meera,

Every once in a while u get a thread asking "Why do Nepali girls marry foreigners?" Dude the answer is simple, go look at the mirror? --- Hahahahaha

" Dude the answer is simple, go look at the mirror?" = "Dude, are you a citizen, have a convertible and are you a trust baby? I am sik' n tierd workin illigally, I deserve spending rest of my life in luxury (because I am Nepali girl) and adjust my status"

Tank Que NK. What do u mean I didn't intend it that way???

Stand-up part II will include Sajha's big hastis fight. That is if I don't get any life for next few days.