Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not Santa

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first, will come first.

Sardar wins 20 Crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 Crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 Crores or else return my 20 Rs back.!

Sardar proposed a Girl......
Girl said 'I'm 1 Year elder to you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
Sardar says hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10

Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa
who died peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers
in the car he was driving..

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 year old son, he can't read very fast.

Flash news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for
more..

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not
in the morning.
Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said- I am seeing how I look while sleeping

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful
young woman was waiting for the bus. Dressed up for work, she was wearing a very tight mini skirt.



As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on
the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first step. So slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus Driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a
little thinking that this would give her enough slack
to raise her leg.

Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to
discover she still could not make the step. So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted the step and once again, much to her disgust she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.

So with a coy little smile to the driver she again
unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make ! the step.



About this time the big Texan that was behind her in
the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.



Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be
hero, screeching at him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!! ".

At this the Texan drawled,"Well ma'am, normally I
would agree with you but after you unzipped my pants three times, I kinda figured we were friends".

Ha Ha very very funny esp marrying next year one!!

~nepaligurl~