A Lovely Flight!



"This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.

"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.

"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.

"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.

"That's me, the copilot, and one of our flight attendants. This is a recording."

Although I had heard this one b4, ur jokes are generally good. Just stop creating a new thread for one single joke!!!! This is not just a joke site

Surrie 4 da inconvenience !!! But da problem in putting in one thread is-- If somebody has already been 2 a thread they usually never reopen da thread again. N' my new posted jokes will be LOST if they cannot get it. Otherwise I will have certainly done that pal. Ur opinion was admirable, I thought twice b4 doin' this !!! Again SURRIE !!!

jyankaji, your jokes are generally of good quality unlike most jokes that get posted here. i think you do a lot of searching on the internet for our convinience and i appreciate that.

but as stiffler has said, you should post yr jokes on the same thread in order to make sajha front page more streamlined and for the sake of convenience as well. Your argument above that " if i put it in the same thread then no one will look at it twice" sounds very childish. Those who care and are up for a good laugh will check it anyways, even if it is in the same thread. Hope u understand.

cheers