# You can GET chocolate.
# "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
# Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
# You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
# You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
# You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
# If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
# Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
# The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
# You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
# You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
# You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
# With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
# Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
# You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
# Good chocolate is easy to find.
# You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
# You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
# When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
# With chocolate size doesn't matter.

look at the result

Data analysis as per the myth provided by Ed.
the following eveluation is completely indiviual thoughts, Hyperthread is not responsible for misleading or miguidence created by the analysis.

true true. chocolate gives lots of energy

hahaha! :P

I wonder why the energy level of sex suddenly comes down with a steep slope in the graph after reachin one point.

that's cause after you reach orgasm it's all downhill ni!!

But in the graphs the energy profile shouldn't down to zero.
Do you know what is the meaning of zero energy?

0 energy level may represents the original level before u have either sex or chocolate i.e. it is relative level.

Once u start to have sex...energy level raises from 0 to 250...its practically true...unknown source of enery....

then graph..is ok upto final point (nails already explained).....

but graph again should be modifieda bit......when u finished sex....you have got -ve energy relative to the reference level....its practically true

I dont think chocolate povides energy in exponential nature.

Thanx for the modification sure... now we can publish the theory as
"Hyperthread Hypothesis on energy and Sex " by hyperthread
and
"Modified hypothesis on energy and Sex" by Sure

:)
hahahaha...dami idea

Dont forget me. I am the one who proposed whole idea. May be i should be renamed as " FATHER OF CHOCOLATE AND SEX THORY" like charles babbage who is known as " father of computeRs"

May i should be nominated with noble prize for medicine and get knighthood from her majesty this year. You probably have to wait one more year to be called sir.

u can eat chocolate when sex......

SEAPAR well that is relatively new concept and needs lot of research.

As far as i am concerned i am busy in my own research. Just wait when i will publish my next journal in sajha.

I was wondering if the energy lost during the sex can be compenseted by chocolete if yes thenn by how much ....

On an ideal condition provide room temperature and pressure and a body of mass 60 kg , well we are talking about ideal condition and we are relating only one person in this case even though sex involves in two or more people, this will give the general idea on my view point.
From the Energy formula E = mC^2

the total enrgy after combustion will be 60C^2 provided that the half the energy is used during the mating process , to over come the energy , and recharge in full one should have 1/2*60C^2/C^2 , that is 30 kg of chocolate which means after each sex, one should consume half the mass of chocolate as their body mass...

still in the process of revision ,,,,,, any suggestions ?
welcome...

this is an interesting research question.....i am thinking on it....:)

Did some research and discoverd some more stuffs, thought could share them as well:

it is implicit that in the grand scheme of our energetic anatomy, our electromagnetic energy plays a role as well. While it may be thought of as being of a lower or denser nature than our vital energy, during intimate contact with another the two are transferred and circulated simultaneously.
In keeping with the discovery that the electromagnetic field of the heart is transmitted through touch, it's easy to see how acts of physical intimacy also allow a strong exchange of electromagnetic energy. Both kissing and sexual intercourse involve contact of moist mucous membranes, and moisture facilitates particularly strong and efficient electrical conductivity.

It is inevitable that the communion of sex engages all aspects of our energetic nature simultaneously
Why Men Fall Asleep????
to be on next episode
.............

The male orgasm involves an outward explosion and release of jing whereas the female orgasm is an inward explosion. When a man ejaculates he is releasing vital essence or energy which is carried out of his body by the ejaculatory fluids
Why Women Don't
Women do not lose vital essence during orgasm because it is not being expelled out of the body, as is the case for the male. The female orgasm is more of an implosion than an explosion


Well I got lost in the part of Energy Level.. I need to go back to that

On top of it... you don't have to ask chocolate to hit the shower first :)

I mean, unwrap the shit and bang it all up!!!!!!