Have a good friday...I hope u enjoy it....even though u've read it before. What the heck...it's friday again !!! So 'njoy !!!
You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.
This is a true essay written by a Nepali candidate at the Lok Seva Exam
(government employment exam).
The candidate has written an essay on the Nepali cow:
Nepali Cow:
HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed.
And because he is female, he give milks, [but will do so when he is got
child]. He is same like God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he
has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His
whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4
taps attached to his basement. [horses don't have any such attachment
What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed
milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind
generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also
his other motion.. [gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for
making flat cakes [like Pizza], in hand, and drying in the sun. Cow is
the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards
she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He
is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and
defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is
done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled
to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity
forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like
similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is
done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body
hereupon he gives hit with it. The palms of his feet are soft unto the
touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time he poses by
looking down on the ground and he shouts. His eyes and nose are like his
other relatives. This is the cow...
We are informed that the candidate passed the exam, and is now a govt.
officer, is Kathmandu in somewhere.sorry. somewhere in Kathmandu.
