*Lessons in Logic** **
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> **If your father is a poor man,**
> it is your fate but,
> if your father-in-law is a poor man,
> it's your stupidity.*
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> *I was born intelligent -**
> education ruined me.
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> *Practice makes perfect.....**
> But nobody's perfect......
> so why practice?*
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> **If it's true that we are here to help others,**
> then what exactly are the others here for?
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> *Since light travels faster than sound, **
> people appear bright until you hear them speak. *
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> *How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? **
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> *Money is not everything.**
> There's Mastercard & Visa.** *
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> **One should love animals.**
> They are so tasty.*
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> *Behind every successful man, there is a woman**
> And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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> *Every man should marry.**
> After all, happiness is not the only thing in
> life.*
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> *The wise never marry.**
> and when they marry they become otherwise **. **
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> *Success is a relative term.**
> It brings so many relatives. *
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> **Never put off the work till tomorrow**
> what you can put off today.*
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> *"Your future depends on your dreams"**
> So go to sleep
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> *There should be a better way to start a day **
> Than waking up every morning*
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> **"Hard work never killed anybody"**
> But why take the risk*
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> *"Work fascinates me"**
> I can look at it for hours
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> *God made relatives;**
> Thank God we can choose our friends. *
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> **The more you learn, the more you know,**
> The more you know, the more you forget
> The more you forget, the less you know
> So.. why learn.
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> *A bus station is where a bus stops.**
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> A train station is where a train stops.*
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> *On my desk, I have a work station....** **
> **what more can I say........*
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> *LUV & REGARDS,*
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> *HONEY*
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