Thapap,
Kaile ta?Am waiting! Gau Farkane Hamro Abhiyaan!

CLEOPATRA AND LOOTE : ONE AND ONLY COUPLE

happy new year and wish you all the best from this MARC.
[ marc has been and always remain faithful to "CLEOPATRA" ]


here you go guys. a luvvy dubby song for luvvy dubby couple.

Exclusively to my Shammi Kapoor

LooTe. humbled by your appreciation. that is a least I could do for the women I love for the new years
Cleopatra, dear why so much silence. nothing to me. you know I love you. Marc And Cleopatra has their love is in wikipedia too he he he.


Cleopatra, symbol of seduction. some one said that.. hmm .. pacifier. But to me you are the one and only women i love and hence dedicate myself.


your silence is killing me. unless you want me dead now. you would need to talk to me and tell me what to do. remember
Antonycommitted suicide along with his lover, Queen Cleopatra VII of Egypt, in 30 BC.




This is exclusively for my love, cleopatra from yours truly MARC ANTONY

LooTe ,
I am really really happy for you (finally your looti is with you- Cleo) and wishing you ( both) a wonderfull new year. You are one of my THE BEST character here in Sajha.

Scene 1, Act 1:

CLEOPATRA (to Antony)
If it be love indeed, tell me how much.

ANTONY
Oh,..

CLEOPATRA (cuts in)
If the scarce-bearded Caesar have not sent
His powerful mandate to you: 'Do this, or this'
Take in that kingdom and engranchise that.
Peform't, or else we damn thee'

ANTONY
But, how...

CLEOPATRA (cuts in)
I would I had thy inches. Thou shouldst know
There were a heart in Egypt.

ANTONY (in raised voice)
My inches? And Egypt?

CLEOPATRA
The strong necessity of time commands
our services a while, but my full heart
Remains in use with you. Our Italy
Shines o'er with civil sowrds. Sextus...

ANTONY (cuts in, annoyed)
Hey, woman. Can you cut this friggin crap..
I told you not to watch that BIG friggin BROTHER programme on tele
you wouldn't friggin listen, would you??
But now, Sex?? what in the friggin' world are you talking about??
Jesus friggin Christ.. Am i not enough for you or what??
Now go and get me a Lager from the fridge
I said, I am trying my level best..know what I mean
Every night..I err

Enter Caesar clad in Santa gear

CAESAR (casts a sharp eye on Cleopatra - you know, one of those wicked looks!)
Ho, ho, friggin ho, Tony,
Merry Christmas, matey
How you doin' ol buddy?

ANTONY (stunned)
Oh, Sur,,

CAESAR
Stop mumblin' and put on your Man-United t-shirt, hurry.
We're gonna go to the pub to watch the match tonight...
Man-U vs Arsenal..
Get your friggin' a'''se out of that friggin sofa
for god's friggin' sake..

ANTONY
No worries, two minutes, Sur.

CAESAR
Two minutes? I give you two friggin seconds to do that..
for god's friggin sake


Exit Antony and Caesar. Cleopatra distraught, starts to cry.



Act 1, Scene 2

Enter Antony drunk

ANTONY (at the door)
Oh my love, my queen..

Silent.

ANTONY (in raised voice)
My love, my inamorata

CLEOPATRA (angry voice, from behind the door)
Thou shalt rut in the gutter...
I have had just enough of your f***g garbage with all your big talks
I said, celibacy is not for me, it's for some hermit crab in the jungle of Borneo or somewhere
Not for me, hell f****g no.
Iif the Viagra doesn't work, then what else will, I don't know. You tell me.
(starts to cry again)

ANTONY (still at the door)
Dhokaa kholana Cleopatra Darling, Dhokaa kholana...

CLEOPATRA (irate still)
Yetro ni kholdina,, lu jaa.. police bolai diun??

ANTONY
Au badtaa haina hai.. divorce garchhu ra po.

CLEOPATRA
Gardai gar, kehi jasto lagdaina.. testo divorce ta kati gareko gareko..
(stomps off to her bed room, the sounds of the heavy steps recedes into the distance)

ANTONY (now sitting, half-asleep)
Achamma chha ba..

Curtain falls..

************

:-)))) hey no offence, Loote, Cleopatra, and Marc..
Why do I think, Loote and M-Antony are the same person... hummmmmm

Here's to humour.. oh okay, 'humor'' and to the star-crossed lovers: Loote cum M-Antony and Cleopatra..

Carpe diem

wow, nice humor.

THIS SONG IS FRM LOOTE TO CLEO

Lootekukur and Cleopatra,

I really enjoyed listening to the melodies you posted ... particularly the Shammi Kapoor one "Isharon Isharon mein" and the unforgettable "Zindagi kaisi hai paheli" from Anand. It's one of my favorities and I sing it often when I feel down. It's very uplifting! Thanks for posting.

Sandhurst Lahure,
If you penned that yourself, you're quite the playwright! :-) If not, then a very humorous choice indeed.

SimpleGal,
Huh? You on line now, ho?

:-) did the above skit for some entertainment.. The first four Cleopatra lines are for real - I lifted these out straight from my Shakespeare compendium. :-)

Hey, the songs you mention above are my favs too. I am into oldies, hugely, both English and Hindi/Nepali - songs from my dad's time!. The Anand one is lovely - the other I love from this film is: Door Jab Din Dhal Jayey,, etc.. Such a lovely song. I know or have listened to maybe, not more than a few dozen new numbers.. and the last Hindi film I watched was SILSILA, that too some 15 years ago.. :-) 3 hours is very long for me to sit through - I just don't have the patience required for it.

Hope your New Years day has been fruitful. I have been pretty lazy all day - the weather has turned very very grey - drippy and dreary.
Have a great day.
******
Loote and Cleopatra,
Pse do post some oldies too, will you? Can you do the one from Anand... Door Jab Din Dhal Jaye? I love the song..

Take care.
Carpe diem

Yes, I'm online now Sandhurst Lahure,

I just got sick of working on my dissertation and decided to "take a break" and venture into sajha. This is the first Christmas/New Years that I have spent around campus. It's mighty boring. I've always been off to either Europe or out of state during the holidays.

I also like "door kabhi jab din dhal jaye" ... In fact, Anand has beautiful tracks. I am not much into English songs except occasionally. More into English literary stuff than songs, I guess. Yeah, sitting through 3 hrs of hindi movies can be a nightmare. But I don't mind it when the movie is good. I recently saw Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehena, which interestingly enough was a pretty good one. I usually detest Shahrukh Khan but he's not bad in this one. But I am big time into the oldies. One hardly expects someone my age to be so besotted with old movies/songs/literature. I guess I'm quite an oddball in that case. :P

Btw, I had written you an email via sajha but got an undeliverable message. :-)

LooTe. thank you very much for your uplifting song and word. i am really indebted to you.


LooTe. love does not see and seek any differentiation. I wish it did. so education is not a limitation nor the upscale upliftment that would spare me. k garne yestai ho. I wish once bitten it would be easier to get out of it but nawww.. does not happen. Looks like everytime its more deeper.
किसी ने अर्ज किया था
मोह्बत दलदल जैसा है
जीतने नीकल्ने की कोशीस् करोगे उतने दब जाओगे |

to sandhurst lahura jyu,
आप के लिये ह्म तो हो गए मजाक
खुदा की वास्ते ह्म भी तो वोही चाह्ते
क्या करे ह्म तो ठहरे यीश्क का मारा
चाहके भी उठ नही सकते
किसी ने अर्ज मुनासीब किया था
यीश्का मे लोगो गीर्ते है
नचाहते हुएए भी ह्म तो गीर गए
whatever it is your comedy will try to alleviate the pain.
and FYI, me MARC ANTONY and am NOT LooTe.


for oldies fan. here is a soothing oldie.

here is one of my all time favorite


ह्म तो ठहरे प्रेम की पूजारी
य नजरा आप सब के खीदमट मे

^^ forgot to mention both of them are for my LOVE. CLEOPATRA
from one and only MARC ANTONY

SimpleGal,
Thanks..

:)) Oh, I just found out that I have mucked up my email account with sajha... oh, the IT-illeterate me!

I did wonder why the emails were not coming, as they used to. I did have a few people writing to me now and then, through Sajha but that stopped some time ago.. no wonder why! Disclaimer: I am the worst correspondent you have ever met. I am hopeless at keeping in touch, and my less impressive IT skill adds to that. :))

Door Din Dhal Jayey... oh, I love that song - there is something about Mukesh's voice, soft but sharp - it cuts to the core of the song so spectacularly. The mood of the song is only matched by his true craftmanship. Marvellous. I have not seen the film though - they say, it's one of those Rajesh Khanna films that you wouldn't want to miss out on. Incentive for me there whenever I have got time on my own then. I also love Rafi and Kishore - the two indispensable maestros whose contribution to the Hindi music industry is truly staggering.

Will try and do another email handle, and get the Admin to update it accordingly in due course. Sorted. You said, you're working on your dissertation - doctoral? My best wishes.

I have got to call it a day - it's past mid night but you will see me again. Definitely. If not tomorrow, sometime in the week.
Take care hai ta. And you two Loote and Cleopatra: Sajha's ultimate love birds.. Keep it going folks.
Carpe diem

M-Antony,

Wow, such lovely songs.. a few oldies again please before I go to bed.

Waiting.

Thanks.

DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT LOOTE. ramo raam my love CLEOPATRA KO KAASAM

sandhurst lahure jyu,
he he k ho. military acedamy ma kohi pani bhetiyena ki kya ho.. yahan aafno guun gaan gai raheko.
SIMPLE GIRL
naam chhai simple ani ke ko bhantang bhuntung kelau na chodera. DISSERTATION re.. he he.. yo DISSERTATION pani 2-3 barsa bhai sakyo hoina he he.. Menopause hola he he

On a SERIOUS NOTE: GO GET YOUR OWN THREAD. he he

here is one for the new love birds of sajha:
SANDHURST LAHURE AND SIMPLE/NOT SO SIMPLE GAL

for my ONE AND ONLY CLEOPATRA
from your one and only MARC ANTONY

here you go my love cleopatra. my love in your feet. do as you please. you can embrace it or kick it

MY LOVE CLEOPATRA

thank you very much for being there for me. as always, your Marc is laying down his love and heart at your mercy.

^, ^^ and ^^^ . all also dedicated to new jodi of SAJHA.
SANDHURST LAHURE AND SIMPLE GAL

he he may be because of your age. you guys are shy.. so please let me know if you want me to open a personal thread for you he he..

or may be you guys are so advanced with the modern education.. one chhai renowned military acedamy aarko chhai dissertation re.. may be you will be directly booking a room in LONDON he he..

this song is perfect if you are the shy kind re kya hoina bhane bhannus .. ma dhamaka pani pesh garumla he he

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this one for my CLEOPATRA

cleo. here is another of my sincere request. kabhi bhoollll na jana