1. You accidentally enter your password on the
microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards
in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach
your family of four.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk
next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with
friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work and
still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home and
accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11
o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do
your job.
12 You pull up in your own driveway and use
your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
13. Every commercial on television has a web
site at the bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your mobile
phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years o f your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to
smile. :)
17. You're reading this and nodding
and laughing.
18. You get frustrated if the web page doesn't open within seconds.
19. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you
are going to forward this message.
20. You are too busy to notice there was no
number 9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that
there wasn't a number 9 on this list.
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING AT YOURSELF.
