Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion

Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Nepali Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it and torture it to accept that its a Lion. Now lets kill the lion...

Shahbaz Sharif's Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.


Police Muqabla Method:
Send Police around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping!

Star Plus Method:
Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest,followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !

Yash Chopra (Indian Film Director's) method:
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

M. Gandhi method:
Save ! the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George Bush Junior's method:
Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him!!!

Suhaib Akhtar'smethod:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

Sardar ji's method:
drink poison and let the lion eat u.

Gyene's method is the funniest method to kill the lion.

Hey here's the easy method to kill a lion....
well let the lion run towards you... but don't panic and stay without moving an inch. It's for sure that the lion attacks u with his mouth open... this is the time you have to be careful cuz now you'll have to put your hands inside his mouth and let it pass through his asshole. Now catch the tail and pull it as hard as u can and make a lion reverse or overturn. You're now safe.
GAME OVER...

OMG. ROFL OMG, YOU MADE MY DAY!
TWO EXTREMELY FUNNY ONES!

" Star Plus Method:
Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest,followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !

Yash Chopra (Indian Film Director's) method:
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location."

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Indian method: Slowly move ones border towards where the lion lives, and drive the lion out of it's territory to other lions' territory where the lion will be killed by the other lions.

park the lion..its gonna get towed rite away...

Nepali neta method: make the other animals do jungle banda and force the lion to die in isolation.

Sajha method: let the lion see all the post in this thread and the poor lion will die of heart attack!!!

dont mess with animals.......ZZz....ull die.....="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/gSYWoj-URK0">not 18+ dont come close

us being a feeble human being cant kill a lion......unless u have weapons....18+only

eat that now sucka's and dont talk politics....thx

Well.... the U TUBE clips above could be applied to Sardar ji s method: D rink poison & let the lion eat u ...

Hey guys,
All these methods for only kiling nepalese lions or........

USE PUSSY CAT. I HAVE A PUSSY CAT WHICH CAN KILL ALL KINDS OF LION BIG OR SMALL HUNGRY OR FULL BLACK OR WHITE MALE OR FEMALE

george bush method 2
send the lion to iraq

RUN UNTIL YU REACH DALLAS IN JUNE
YOU MAY SURVIVE BUT THE LION WILL DIE DUE TO HEAT

HERE'S MY GREAT PUSSY CAT. THE OTHER DAY I WAS ENJOING MY DRINK WHEN MY PUSSY CAT MEOW ME INTO SHARING MY DRINK.....

SO THIS IS MY PUSSY CAT WHICH CAN KILL LIONS.

SORRY HERE IT IS.

Hamas Method: Strap him with bombs & send him to Israel.....

How to Kill a Lion Sardarji Style

1) Go to forest.
2) Catch an animal (Does not matter which)
3) Interrogate him, asking 'Bol Tu Sher Hai' until the animal says 'Haan mein sher hun ab to chhod de mera baap'
4) Kill the 'Sher'