Welcome to the Dashain edition of the Cafe. Wishing everyone a happy Dasain and Tihar! Please click here for our last edition and links therein to previous editions. For a brief history and other trivia about this series, check out this edition. To find out more about the festival check out Wikipedia and Nepal Home Page As per popular demand, this is a BYOG (bring your own goat) and BYOC (bring your own chiura) celebration. If you don't have a goat and would like to buy one for yourself or gift one to someone else who doesn't have one, both major Nepal-focussed gift sites offer goats and other livestock for sale: - Thamel.com - Muncha.com Mangal/Malshree Dhun (click second button from left to play) Thanks to Ritthe for allowing us to stream from his site

Cafe Dasain Special Menu (created by Maverick, chief gourmet and connoisseur of the Cafe ) - SNDY's khasi kavav: guffadi house wife harulai - Camo's chipchipe kukhura: patnibrata purush harulai - Jack's bhagera soup - Udashi's udash khasi : udash twat master harulai - Loote's boka ko thungungra jhol: sara nepali boka harulai - Flippy's flop sekuwa kavav - TL's kalejo fry - Audrey's chicken biryani - Danny's chicken damadam - Shrish's shiskavav - Capty's captani deer masu - Rythm's piro piro mo:mo - Deep's chicken deep-fry ( good combo with Deep's local twat:) - Juggy's Chakachak pork chop - Thapap's what-do-i-know kalij soup - Lemony's lemon marinated badel ko masu( good with extra chili) - Avani's Bavani rakati - ImI's mutton curry - Athena's chewla - NPL2US's bheja fry - Maverick's sadeko haas ko masu - Amazing's parewa roast - Kalankistan's khasi ko andra-bhudi, hyakulla ko kabab, kabuli Chana Fry, Hans ko Chwela (If your item is not yet listed, please post it and it will be added)

Dasain Song (composed by Camo, inspired by Sitara)
On the first day of Dashain, my true love sent to me A Gallon of local rakhsi.	On the second day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Two, online khasi, And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the third day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the fourth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the fifth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the sixth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the seventh day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the eighth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the ninth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
	On the tenth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Ten Rupees, tika and jamara, Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi. -----

Find it too tedious to greet everyone one-on-one? Copy and paste to say hi to SNDY, Camo, Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey, Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena, NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain Haddock (if your name is missing from the list, apologies in advance. Please let me know and it will be added. This list is based off Mav's menu with some additions)

 Afternoon Folks!

 sndy, historynai banaunu parla, hopefully episodes will be telecasted in History channel! ;-)

 Loote Puppy - Someone's tickling you ho? kata kata bata news khojeyra lyayeko? How's Tihar preparation coming along?

 Camo - I bet you are experiencing a perfecto weather down there. It's awesome here too.

 TL - Gotta catch up later! ;-)

 A very big hello to all.

.Sisterjaan: hehehe!! Tyasari natharkaaunus na hauuuuu!! Chote Nawaab le ni Camouflazed dress lagaauna suru garechha. Aba Mama bhanja ustai ustai hune bhayo. :-)

flip flop: The weather out here is so nice these days. Season has just started. How about visiting the beaches on Spring Break? Hey! Thanks for reminding me those Jandi Mukut. I felt like I was back home.

LooTe: When are you gonna post those songs?

TL: Dashain ma kataa haraayo?

Hello to: Jack, Udashi, Audrey, Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena, NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain Haddock

See you all!

Salute! :-)

Flips tyai ta..k cha? U busy too ho?

Camobhaijaan, kohi nai daraudaina k tharkaunu..afai darayera basnu parla jasto cha..he he..ya he wants to be like maama..

haha..
maile bhanya hoina? peeps are peeking into us from behind the curtain bhanera?

flips,
news pauna ta ke garho bho ra? internet chhadai chha ni. i used to like spice girls as a kid ke tesaile pani...
tihar preparations maru! ...work work and work . how abt u?

Camo,
songs coming up


okay at least camo and flips are here. if others don't show up we will be "loot jayenge"

to loote loot gaya hai re loot gaya...loote loot gaya cafe ke mohabbat mein

Last night i wanted to add a real nice song but i couldn't.This sajah is getting weird.

I liked the idea of Naked Tour..hmm speaking of which  loote ..how does it feel to hang out naked?

Hows Sndidi ..Slowed down..ki gossip ko stock sakiyo ?

So how's camo and Flipflop doing?

So now what We Need DIPAWALI VERSION!!! we need the festival of light light N-cafe

IMI, gossip ni kahi sakkincha? Aba next week, gossip ko bhandar lieyra auchu hai? How r u?

Famous Pick up lines:
Audrey: Awww, Can you be wind, So I can be gone with you!!
Aznshawty: If you think I am hot, Can u be my fire??
Cleopatra: If you would have been song, I would have sing you forever!!
Flippu: Why are ya straing at me?? Now you have already stared, You have to buy a drink for me!!
Arrrghhhh Typos!! * Straing= Staring!!
Lemoney: Choclate pie, Can I eat you??
Rythm: Honey, why sit and stare, when you can come and share??
TL: Katti kwar kwarti hereyyko matra, Bolna chhain aaunu pardaina??
SNDY: Katti Katti!!
Sitara: Flowers has just bloomed;
I guess you are spring for me!!

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Captain: Asian markets are down by 7 %, if only, you would have been asian, we would have never been down!
Jack: If I am exam, you surely are the guess paper!!
Kalankisthan: I have six packs!! Ohh not thattt!! This one I can share with you!!
Loote: If you are rose, can I be bee and sting you??
Maverick: If you still don't remember me, I am the one, who you puked on last party!! Helloooww remember anything?? ..........Ughhhhhhhhh!! Not again!!
Thapap: Can I know you more, but what do I know!! (o:
IMI: I am IMI, Can you be URU??

Hey to rest of folks!!

hahaha..That was funny Juggy ..
And here goes for u:
Juggy: I have 2 double cheeseburger , I can share couple of fries with you.
Loote: you are so sexy ,Lets 2 become one .by.. Can i bite you ass?

Danny : I desperately need your Help,;OP Which browser Should i use to send Love email?:OD@*?(0)@#@    
Camo: Khaike paan banaras bala ,kuljaye dil ka tala ,Kya yeh paan mera khauwogi?

Time to close the Cafe!goodnight!

.GAZAL

Singer: Jagjit Singh

Lyrics: Gulzar

shaam se aankh mein nammi si hai
aaj phir aap ki kami si hai
shaam se aankh mein nami si hai

dafan karr do humme ke sans mille
nabaj kuch derr se thami si hai
aaj phir aap ki kammi si hai

waqt rehta nahin kahi tikk karr
iski aadat bhi aadami si hai
iss ki aadat bhi aadami si hai
aaj phir aap ki kammi si hai

koi rishta nahin raha phir bhi ek tasvir lajmi si hai
shaam se aankh mein nammi si hai
aaj phir aap ki kammi si hai

 

my pick up lines hai ta :D

Juggy: You are the reason women fall in love!
ImI: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Camo: Do you believe in Love at first sight or should ImI walk by again? wahahahahahahaha



and to all the lovely ladies:

i feel like richard gere, i'm standing next to ya'll--Pretty Women! .

.Good Morning folks!

Nice pick up lines theres, guys!

Hello to SNDY,  Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey, Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena, NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain Haddock

Salute!!

juggy bro! u came!!(no innuendos meant! it just showed up in between )...when u do appear..u always bring tonnes of laughter, joy...and satisfaction!so when are u err...coming again? hehe well it will be nice to know..and then we can put out a banner outside the cafe too?("business" here has been bad if u noticed..dashain hungover period? urghh)..a banner sayng " JUGGY IS COMING!!!ooohhhh!!ahhhhh!!" wahaha i just noticed the double meaning myself ..hey im sure such a banner will bring in the crowd? and plus some new ones too ;o) some really curious ones who wants to see who is this Juggy who errr ..came? (for a second there i thot the past tense of come was "comed" ..u know the pronunciation! ;oP haha)

enjoyed ur pick up lines immensely! so thats wat u have been "doing" in ur hiatus? hehe

sndy!! hope ur well..u too were MIA hoina?..dashain hangover?..tihar might hit the cafe even harder? anyways after next week(mid) dun worry i can help around! (or is that to be worried about?hehe) well need a part-time job anyways so make sure there is a rewarding contract for me to sign?i dun mind being over-paid haha..

loote bro..wanna pass me some lines so just in case i might need it ..its better to be prepared hoina?;oP hehe..oh thanks again!(in case u missed the other thanks ;oP hehe)..and i dun think anyone else enjoyed doing the survey other except one person!

ImI ..errr did u receive my love email by accident? no wonder i havent got a response from her yet!

Camo...i cant see u!! u live up to ur nick!watver ;oP haha

anyways outta here guys..cos dun wanna get into another typical convo with frens later  on..

typical convo
 Fren(s): so how is it goin?
Danny: stressed up..rushin for datelines..urghh
Fren(s): then wat the hell are u doing posting in sajha!
Danny:  mujhe maap kardo prabhu!!! u all seeing eye u ...

oh one pick up line(i found it to be real good..bummed into it recently hehe) and one song(sad ones to bring them cafeites back?hehe) before i go..

Pick up line:
My love for u is like diarrhea ..i cant hold it in!

Skeeter Davis - The end of the world



why does sajha go on running?
why does the threads numbers still grow ?
dun they know its the end of the cafe..
cos u all dun appear anymore

why do ur  fingers still go on typing?
why do you still keep posting?
dun they know its the end of cafe...
it ended cos everyone is lost and gone...



and Hi to the rest of you guys! stay well!
*gone*

Good morning people,

a warn hello to

SNDY, Camo, Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey, Danny, Shrish,Rythm,

Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena, NPL2US, Amazing, Kalankistan,

Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara,

Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain Haddock

Juggy: Malai chai kina tyasto fori pick up line

Ol' days are back..ol' days are back (singing with my besura awaaz)

Nice to see you all..aba don't disappear hai pleeech..

Juggs, LOL, I do lot of katti hoina? I need to come up with a nice pick up line..tara yo budeskaal ma k ko tension..hyaa..katti is just fine..he he

Camo bhaijaan, my favorite ghazal..thanks..loved it..

Danny Danny Danny..don't ask me why I typed your name thrice..I don't know..he he.. yes me MIA too..eklai k ko action ni hoina? Btw, can you wait till Saturday for your browser thing? I'm tied up till Friday..hai..sorry..

Hey Loots, k cha?

Lemony and Flips, kata ho?

TL, u kata ho? Did your sulsule tell you about Bertie ko kahani? LOL

Hi Mav, kina fori pick up line for you? He he..btw, fori ko spelling was kinda cute..

Hi to ack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey, Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena, NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain Haddock..

Special thanks to Cleo and Nepte for being concerned. Thanks you guys..I was touched.

Good Afternoon people.

What's today's special ?

Isn't it time yet for the Tihar Edition ??

Juggs why don't u open a tihar edition?

sndy..:oD...i think i have a rough idea why u called me thrice( experience tells me this)..."danny(with hope)...danny(losing hope)...danny(lost all hope)" :oS hehe...u forgot the "sighing" part at the end, that kinda helps express the flow of emotions? ;oP...

and about the browser..forget about it!:oD already done! i had aimed for at least 50..later realised i didnt need that many and wat i did get (thanks to the generous kind souls volunteers) was more than enuf :oD...its always nice knowin there are helpful ppl around( i already knew u were one of them..got few here...lots?;oP hehe)..well i will see if u can help some other time..if ur not at peace for not being there to help ;oP hehe..cheers for the thots

alright outta here..woke up much earlier than wanted :oS..still groggy and urghh now its better to start gettn things ready than to go lie down on the bed(dozed off on the couch again, i dun even remember lying down :oS hehe)

and ps..hope ur hubby aint the sensitive type..cos if he was to know u were thinkn of makin some pickup lines..he never will be feeln peacce?

have a good one everyone!

LOL Danny, you were pretty close...but I haven't lost all hope..I should've stopped right there..after calling you once..he he..coz I still have hope..aba don't ask me hope for what..coz I don't know..he he..that's just me hai...

Oho, job done already? Maybe next time..and yes I couldn't sleep coz I couldn't help you out...do you really believe me?

My hubby being sensitive..aba u know men hoina? They're moody rather than sensitive..you have to just flow according to the mood ni..being sensitive about my pick up line, well, he wouldn't be.. coz I'd use it only for him..he he..and what a great pick up line I'm using these days..katti katti..he he..

I don't know what I typed so, please correct it and read it hai..no time to edit..he he..

Hi to rest of the gang again..tihar edition pleeeeeeeech..