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 Femal Problem with Male Suffixs
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Posted on 01-15-08 9:06 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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 I never looked at it this way before:
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist
AND,
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HIS terectomy

 
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hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 
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1.NAMES

If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.


2.EATING OUT


When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 , even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


3.MONEY


A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.


4.BATHROOMS

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.


The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.


5.ARGUMENTS


A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument
.

6.CATS

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.


7.FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


8.SUCCESS


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


9.MARRIAGE


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,

and she does.

10.DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


11.NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


12.OFFSPRING


Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


13.THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.Men Vs Women

 
Posted on 01-15-08 3:34 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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what about MEN's problem with "Women" suffix and prefix:

The word itself: WOMEN

HAHAHAHAHAHA

(Oye BC, SUP?)

 
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What Up Loots ? Haba haba haba !! he= S+he= she

Therefore She is half he ? huh !! haha ha

 
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and hence he goes into she? is that what you mean? LOL HAHAHA

 
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New study blames Columbus for syphilis spread

 

New genetic evidence supports the theory that Christopher Columbus brought syphilis to Europe from the New World, U.S. researchers said Monday, reviving a centuries-old debate about the origins of the disease.

They said a genetic analysis of the syphilis family tree reveals that its closest relative was a South American cousin that causes yaws, an infection caused by a sub-species of the same bacteria.

"Some people think it is a really ancient disease that our earliest human ancestors would have had. Other people think it came from the New World," said Kristin Harper, an evolutionary biologist at Emory University in Atlanta.

"What we found is that syphilis or a progenitor came from the New World to the Old World and this happened pretty recently in human history," said Harper, whose study appears in journal Public Library of Science Neglected Tropical Diseases.

She said the study lends credence to the "Columbian theory," which links the first recorded European syphilis epidemic in 1495 to the return of Columbus and his crew.

"When you put together our genetic data with that epidemic in Naples in 1495, that is pretty strong support for the Columbian hypothesis," she said.

Syphilis, a sexually transmitted disease caused by the bacterium Treponema pallidum, starts out as a sore, but progresses to a rash, fever, and eventually can cause blindness, paralysis and dementia.

Most recent evidence of its origins comes from skeletal remains found in both the New World and the Old World. Chronic syphilis can leave telltale lesions on bone. "It has a worm-eaten appearance," Harper said in a telephone interview.

SYPHILIS FAMILY TREE

Harper used an approach that examines the evolutionary relationships between organisms known as phylogenetics. She looked at 26 strains of Treponema, the family of bacteria that give rise to syphilis and related diseases like bejel and yaws, typically a childhood disease that is transmitted by skin-to-skin contact.

The study included two strains of yaws from remote areas of Guyana in South America that had never been sequenced before.

"We sequenced 21 different regions trying to find DNA changes between the strains," Harper said.

They concluded that while yaws is an ancient infection, venereal syphilis came about fairly recently. Harper suspects a nonvenereal subspecies of the tropical disease quickly evolved into venereal syphilis that could survive in the cooler, European climate.

But it is not clear how this took place. "All we can say is the ancestor of syphilis came from the New World, but what exactly it was like, we don't know," she said.

In a commentary published in the same journal, Connie Mulligan of the University of Florida and colleagues disagreed with Harper's analysis, suggesting her conclusions relied too heavily on genetic changes from the Guyana samples.

Mulligan suggested that better clues would come from DNA extracted from ancient bones or preserved tissues.

Harper concedes that more work needs to be done to explain the journey of syphilis to the New World. "This is a grainy photograph," she said.

(Editing by Maggie Fox)



 
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Loots therfore Complets the cycle of HE and She after he goes into she I guess. ha ha ha

 
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My favorite one is no. 5 about arguements. Soooo true :)

 
Posted on 01-15-08 4:08 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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BC,
and when the cycle is complete, he comes out as he, she gets divided into s+he ?
and that's why she has to wait for nine months until she becomes normal again hmmmm...

 


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