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I went into the Shell gas station this morning and asked for five dollars worth of gas.
The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

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bhaye jatti nepali ramro joke sabai yesmai chan...la moj garnu

This general in the Foreign Legion is transferred to a new fort, and
half way through his tour of the place, he spots a mangey old camel
tied up at the back of the fort.
He turns to the corporal: "What in God's name do you use that for?",
he asks.
The corporal replies "Well, sir, there are a lot of men, and now and
then, they become, shall we say, horny...."
"Ah, yes, yes, I understand. Fine, move on"
About 6 weeks later, the general wakes up feeling so horny, he'd get
up on the crack of dawn and calls the corporal.
"Bring me to the camel" says he.
The corporal does, and once at the camel, he makes it stand up, and
places a stool behind it. With that, the general stands on the stool,
takes out Mr Floppy and inserts it into the camel. He then proceeds
to give it the ride of its life. Having finished, he puts away his
equipment, and looks proudly at the corporal.
"Well", he says, "is that the way you men do it around here?"
"Er...no, sir", replies the corporal, "We normally just use the camel
to ride to the nearest brothel."

good going keep it up.

computer password

A Kid calls the Sony Vaio Help Desk to complain a computer problem.

Kid: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. Whatz the joke?

Help Desk: Dear kid, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.

Kid: Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.

A guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out. Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again. Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing. About half an hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says, "hey, how the heck are you doing that?!" The first guy responds, "Oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk." "WOW!" exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!" So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below. The bartender looks over to the first man and says, "Superman, you're a jerk when you're drunk."

Joke at the Bar

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How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

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Why can't Sardars dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone!

 

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing " Our Sardar slapped him on his face and said, "Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."