Regardless of what they are, my typical day now normally starts by surfing everybody’s album through this peep hole called Face book. Rehab and book publishing afterwards but I am enjoying being a face book junkie so far. Wish we had this luxury when my folks were spending countless days and nights looking for soul mate for this ‘unsuccessful’ love bird. Recalling all the naive things which I did in the past, I would rather prefer to use word ‘gwaanch’ instead. But Guys! having been sorrounded by every possible love gadgets available in the market, please do not waste any opportunity to make the best use out of them. Go for every perfect model you can possibly find in the internet. Believe me, it is all yours. You should not be in the limbo. Choosing one as your soul mate should not cost you even a penny. It is like playing a lottery. The billion is yours until somebody wins it. And, it is a perfect timing amidst this valentine week and specially when you are looking for your other spending half, do not miss to witness this love letter writing competition in KTM. Dare I remind you, I would definitely choose the one who gets caught cheating, the weakest link ofcourse. Believe me, selecting the best one does not always necessarily gives you the best result. Go for the one with guts but no experience, it sometimes gives you the suprising result and that pretty much applies to everything even after marriage. You name it.

Talking about soulmate and festivity, let us focus on what Chinese has to say about it. According to their calendar, it is the year of the tiger and we have to go as per the master. But, we are promoting gay tourism in Nepal as if they are of different breed. Unlike the other almost extinct tigers in the world, their numbers are on the rise in the country. I hope it is false but somebody told me that they are even trying to organize some kind of wedding ceremony on top of Mt. Everest. I am waiting to see the first record breaking honeymoon on top of the world. I will not be surprised to see Sir Elton John going live with ‘Don let your arse down on me’. Yeah! let us warm up your balls before the wedding kicks in. I know perfect world cannot create jobs but I do not have any problem being unemployed rather than raising GDP through this gay promotion. Many a times, it is good for conversational purpose but feeling the sensation of macho hand scratching my butt would be the last thing I can ever imagine. If you feel like giving something to your community, go green. Marry a green girl who would spend less, consume less and most probably you may not have to deal with recalls down the road. Nowadays, this hype called ‘recall’ is a perfect tool to bring down any competitor on the rise. “Whether they fix it or not, changing gas pedal has already taken an emotional toll in my life”, describes this divorcee of five years when asked what she has to say about this Japanese car. Wish I have that kinda sentiment with my 1995 Pontiac Sunfire aka a metalic junk in my frontyard. Anyway, specially this Shivaratri in the door and back to the topic of going green, I feel like asking this avatar who is challenging the whole gay community showing his ‘what not!’ amidst the burning pyre, ” बाबा! म पनि पाऊं न हरियो बूटी एक हात ? ”