Folks,

Just to keep some sanity when life situations gets insane let's share Murphy's Law. I start with:

• Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
• Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
• Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
• When the lights are out, all women are beautiful. (I enjoyed this the most)
• Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
• There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
• When a man wants his wife to hear, she doesn't listen.
  When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she's all ears.
• Love has all the answers. But till then sex brings up some good questions.
• Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener.
• Procrastination is a lot like masturbation, it feels good until you realize your just [Disallowed String for - bad word]ing yourself.
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• Let's share N care