The Sky is the limit here fellas if I have use a cliche! Simply brag about anything and everything. I know some of us hate rubbing their success in peoples face but what the hell we earned it for, to brag if u ask me ! And Pls try not to lie! 

Here's how my first one goes, 
I have been pulled over twice while driving under influence however on both the occasions I succeeded persuading the officer that how that DUI citation is going to crush  my whole career and destroy the dream of my poor family back home leaving them with no other choice but hanging themselves !
They both somehow happened to be emotional fools( not disrespecting them, I just don't know any fancy word to describe them) Hence leaving me with no major traffic violation ticket yet. Know on wood !
P.S I am not proud of those incidents, I am proud of the way I maneuvered !

I absolutely second  your say pirka dai. I know I did put couple of peoples safety in jeopardy by driving while intoxicated but that is not a good enough reason to hold me back from bragging about the persuasion skill I had to deliver under those circumstances. I am not letting my accomplishment get lost in oblivion, at least not because these jackasses  are saying.

Voilet: बाबू आमा तीर चै नगै हाल न है पीलीच ।

First guy: i just saved a girl from getting raped.
Second guy: oh good, how did u do that???
First guy: i controlled myself
@firstguygotaway u wanna give credit to that guy huh???

Facebook the dumbass: do u have any clue how geneius that first guy could be to come up with joke that hilarious?

"I know I did put couple of peoples safety in jeopardy by driving while intoxicated but that is not a good enough reason to hold me back from bragging about the persuasion skill.."

Translation: "Sure I might have put somebody's life on jeopardy but that's a small thing compared to what you guys are doing here not letting me brag."

Holding my head in my hand and sighing. Either you don't get it or you're just trying to vehemently defend yourself. The best course of action for you is to just stop replying; looking at your other thread you don't look that dumb so let's just pretend that you didn't post this thread at all. Kapish?

Wrong again! I am a "royal dumbass of the highest order".

Marne bela ma hariyo kakro...bolne ni ustai sunne ni ustai....he is trying to get everyones attention by boasting on something he doesnot deserve...and everyone is talking and let the thing happen what he wants...achammako sansar..

 This guy above me... GETS IT!!

No! He doesn't get it neither do YOU!!!

Point of most of our reply is not to put down the OP or flame his thread. At least me, I am trying to remove the desensitization of a big issue here.

Almost every gathering I go to, there is somebody returning home having a little too much to drink. It's not that they don't know the risk; it's just that it is too convenient to disregard the risk and easier to just drive home by brute force. THe person might get lucky one day, two day, but luck is not a regular customer. When I was in a community college, there was this kid whom I knew of; not my friend but a regular aquaintance. THe kid was from one of the South American countries studying here and was a single child of his family. Poor soul was driving one day coming back from a late night quiz and was killed that night by an out of control SUV being driven by a drunk. We held a small vigil for the kid. ONe question I couldn't answer then was why? What wrong had he done?

If somebody casually mentions how he can drive even when he is hammered, my blood boils. If I can stop one person from driving drunk I'd consider it a huge accomplishment. OP will not get it now since he is too busy defending him; but one day he will understand why we are making this such a huge deal.

Do not even joke about drunk driving.

Bhustigre: thank you for one more hit on my thread.
Kiddo: I hear you loud and clear Sargent!

Lets see how this guy will be "bragging about the persuasion skill" he delivered when any of his family member gets knocked down by a drunk driver. Touch wood.

This is something to be ashamed about and not bragged about. Get your bloody brains in the right place before you go about bragging about this.

I will not start cursing ur mother just yet!

If you want to, you can curse at my dad too but that is not gonna undo your mistakes. Enuff said.

ohh i just realized i dont need to curst at any of  your family, they already have you in their life! 

Awww, and you are such a blessing. Tell your mom to pop out more of you from her old vagin*. This world might be a better place.

If she was here I would have definitely conveyed ur good words. Sorry!!

Reading everything, I realize I'm too old for this thread! I'm 24. What about you guys?

Reading at your post what I realized coco bro is you being such a b

**big phenomenon in reddit, you should not waste ur time reading mediocre posts from kids like me!

Oh what a punk!

Alrite, I'll leave you to your juvenile hallucinations. 

Hope you don't kill anyone while you're in wonderland.