1.       Ever heard about the Ukhan “12 barsha ma poi aako ma raadi lai joro aako?”  Here’s how I can relate that to myself:

“12 barsha ma joi paako, mero saasu le hairan paareko!!”

So she is on top of me doing some cowboy stuff… my Saasu shows up without knocking and failed to ask where the sugar was. Instead she goes” Oye marna lais ki kya ho mero jwai lai??”

Few weeks later, we plan for standing wheel barrow, I’m holding her both legs and going deep, again my stupid Saasu shows up and goes “kasta matteko jwai, hera bichari meri chhori lai 2 haata hinna laaune…”

It was time for 69, she shows up again and goes “hare hijo  kina jwai ko otha 2 ta matra junga palayechha bhanera chhaka pareki ma ta”

Here’s our favorite missionary day comes, she shows up again and goes “ eeeh barai tapaika sasura biteko  ni 4 barsha bho…”

Doggy times…and this time she goes… “bhaneki hum tapaika sasura lai..siknus kei kura ti Lucy ra Blackie baata.. “. She was referring to her two dogs back in KTM.

I was sick and tired of her crashing our bedroom, don’t know intentionally or not, so had to call locksmith to put a lock on the door. We had great uninterrupted sex that night. My wife was moaning like crazy. But at the same time I could hear my Saasu  in the kitchen,” Jwai..maare paap paale punne.” 

Feedbacks are always welcome.

Thanks everyone for liking my last Bollywood style love triangle story.

Regards,
Mangale,

khe-khe-khe-khe

Last story : Bollywodd style
This story: D-O-Doubble-G style

D-O-Double-G!!!! 'Sup??

i liked the title of your thread!

 You're capable of doing better. This was tacky, imo. 

 Mangale daju le nepali nibanda, english story, laptop ma porn, ek haat le 36, ankha dhoka ma, kaan koi room ma chirla bhanera sundai,tv ma jism , patrika ma hot line number. . . HO YO SAB KURA EKAI CHOTI GARNA KHOJDA BANEKO ARTICLE HO YO.
Daju ek choti lekhne bahek sabai kaam paila garera, ani bathroom gara haat safa garera aera lekhna basne ki ? Article ramro hune thyo.

Mangale:  That was funny.  Sashu from hell rahecha.  Aru pani jawosh.

Riddle: Why do you have a stick up your rear end, bhanya?  

 Nepali_American, did I steal your samosa back in high school? Kati kukur bhukya jasto bhukira? The guy asked for feedback. I've enjoyed all his 3 threads and was giving my honest .02 cents. No go outside and bark. 

 hahaha.. loved this one.. sorry m a bit of a pervert...

have gone through all your posts dude.. nice work bruv :p keep it up!

“ eeeh barai tapaika sasura biteko  ni 4 barsha bho…”

Your mother-in-law is a healthy woman. Good that you don't have to worry about her medical care for a while. 

Aren't there nice middle-aged unattached Nepali gents in your town whom she could befriend?

धन्दा नमान तेस्तै हो , समय मिलाएर माया गर्नु पर्यो नि , नत्र एस्तो ताल होला .

५ बजेको थियो होला, माया प्रिती लागउने चरम पुगेको बेला ढोका ढक ढक गर्दै सासुको
अवाज आऊछ ए छोरी तेरो माईल्दाई को फोन, आफुले  २-४ मिनेट कुरा गर्दै गर्या भा आफ्नो काम सकिन्थ्यो
अनि ति माईल्दाई पनि सखारै किन फोन गर्नु पर्या ? दिन भर को मुड  खराब भयो .
आफ्नो भने , चुकुल लगाएर नसुते श्रीमती जीलाई छुन पनि पाईन्न, अरु कुरा के गरौ,

ठिकै भनित त सासुले, सहारा मरुभुमि जस्तो अनुहारमा २-४ छिप्पिएका बुटा  देखे पछि .

Mangale where did you get lost?