She asked me to buy apple bottom jeans for her birthday; I asked her if she meant pumpkin.  She quit on me after that.

I envy the people who gets lucky with the arrange marriage with the complete stranger. I assume they’d have one heck of a honeymoon compare to the love marriage where they go like. “Are we doing again tonight?  Grhhhhhh,

Back to the arranged marriage again…. you don’t know what you getting unlike the love marriage where you know you are dealing with the same biaaaatch again.

My wife and mother have found a new way to take their feuds beyond the neighbors and the colony; it’s out there in the universe. Thanks Mark Zuckerberg for the Facebook. Go ahead activate the “dislike” button, it will be a sure hit.

Have you ever thought about or seen South Indian man going down on his Madrasi wife. Don’t you think it will be too hairy down there for both & esp. for the tongue to navigate around? Oh wait; there is an app for that: Jungle Run.

It was nice to talk to my grandmother in the remote village. I cannot believe she has her own cell phone now. I asked her if grandfather gives her a buzz. She goes like, “ Nahhh, it’s been dead for years now.” I’m sure she misheard my question.

Some of my old ones:

I started my community college doing LP volunteer job. Wonder what LP is? I used to do  "lyaune puraune " new nepali chicks from Indian grocery store to the college and back to their apartment with the hope of getting laid. Bad Idea!! Should have charged them for the service!

I wonder why I don’t see any rear end or jugs in my wife. I don’t know. Blame on Priya Rai.

I am tired of swapping up our parents visit in US. I can’t stand her parents she can’t stand my parents. That is why we finally decided to hire a babysitter.

1.      Feel sorry for those parents who came to visit their kids in US. They end up visiting more the guy that worked in nearby gas stations.

Thanks,
Mangale