American girl: “What do you do?”
Nepali girl: “Why are you in Nepal?”

American: Asks you to buy a drink
Nepali: Expects you to buy a drink

American: Flip flops because they’re comfortable
Nepali: High heels because men like them

American: 20 pounds overweight
Nepali: 5 pounds underweight

American: Looking for a stable career
Nepali: Looking for a stable husband

American: Won’t shut up
Nepali: Won’t open up

American: Hates makeup
Nepali: Qualified to be a makeup artist

American: Fake attitude
Nepali: Fake nails, eyelashes, and sometimes eyebrows

American: Obsessed with celebrities
Nepali: Obsessed with money

American: Bang in three hours
Nepali: Bang after marriage

American: Knows how to heat chicken nuggets in microwave
Nepali: Knows how to cook meals passed on from her grandmother

American: Has bulky dimensions like an rugby player
Nepali: Has petite dimensions like a normal girl

American: You have to trick her into having sex
Nepali: You have to logically convince her into having sex

American: High self-esteem when beauty doesn’t warrant it
Nepali: Low self-esteem when beauty warrants it

American: Pretends to be a porn star in bed
Nepali: Pretends to be a virgin in bed

American: Complains there are no good men
Nepali: Complains you didn’t buy her flowers

American: Grinds on every cock in the club
Nepali: Clubs are for whores

American: Feels uncomfortable with silence
Nepali: Feels uncomfortable with too much chatter

American: Treats you like a coworker
Nepali: Treats you like the master of her life

American: Relationship gets worse after first bang
Nepali: Relationship gets better after first bang

American: Never traveled but thinks she knows the world
Nepali: Never traveled and insecure about it

American: Obsessed with Apple
Nepali: Obsessed with Facebook

American: Brags about banging a black guy as proof she isn’t racist
Nepali: Hates blacks

American: Dresses like a bum even though she has money
Nepali: Dresses flashy even though she has no money

American: Sees men as misogynists who have institutional privilege
Nepali: Sees men as a bridge to a better life

American: Pretend she’s strong and independent
Nepali: Knows she’s fragile and weak

American: Goes out twice a week to clubs to get attention from men
Nepali: Doesnt need to

American: Thinks casual sex and free birth control are essential to being happy
Nepali: Things marriage is essential to being happy

American: Expert at taking webcam shots from magic angles
Nepali: Expert at posing for photos in ugly park

American: Will believe anything you tell them
Nepali: Human lie detector

American: Divorce in 5 years, will take the house and kids with her
Nepali: 50 year marriage anniversary is expected

 Haha good one but lots of things u say good about Nepali girls don't exists anymore. American girls are more advanced hotter taller cleaner intelligent selfconfident than Nepali girls. Nepali girls r stupid to eat the same penis everyday n treat their man like a master.

@Gorukopoi - I guess your wife/future wife will be sucking many dicks at the same time. tah torpe lai testai chaincha LOL

"American: Hates makeup"- Not True.
"American: Dresses like a bum even though she has money"-Not True.
"American: Will believe anything you tell them"- Not True.
"American: Divorce in 5 years, will take the house and kids with her"- Everyone is not the same type. I've seen Nepali girls like that.
"American: Relationship gets worse after first bang."- My relationship strengthened after first bang. So, Not True.
"American: Asks you to buy a drink"- Can you buy me a drink? Does that exist? I don't think so.
"American: Won’t shut up"- Just like my girlfriend. True.
"American: Brags about banging a black guy as proof she isn’t racist". -FALSE!! You don't know american girls. Might be true if you're talking about Black Girls but White girls don't like black girls just like nepali girls. Infact, I have heard about nepali girls being with black men.
"Nepali: Obsessed with Facebook"-TRUE!!

Gorikopoi.. Look whos talking about being advanced . Ahahaha. Singing Lobo songs and Phil [Disallowed String for - Bad word 'fuk']ing Collins.. Whos living in a time warp? Being bukkaked by 10 men is ur idea of womens sexual emancipation, eh?

Human lie detector re, Hahaha!

 Amiboll I m a old school bro, thats why i sang those old classic soft rocks, so u mean i should rap like those wannabees, i did Hall of Fame too, don't tell me it's 80's songs. I think u dunno anything about music, music don't matter whether they r from 50's or current years. Damn! Soon i m doing Marry You by Bruno Bars. Why don't u sing then? Let me hear u sing

Gotcha - hit a nerve, did i? Come on now , stop crying , u big girl

 Nah sweetheart i ain't mad, i would like to sing for you, tell me any song preferences

sing, record but for god's sake don't upload it......you singing does not sound good at allll...

 Bbmw thats the slickest way to humiliate me, but i admire your cleverness, i know u hate me just like most of them here in sajha due to my behaviours, i ve got messages from people that they liked me singing, may be I am not the best but i reckon I m alright, u r just being an asshole or hater

sorry mayur for talking out of topic on your thread.....your writing is fun to read.....
mr gkp, even rebecca black's  'Friday'  has thousands of likes, but look at the dislikes.....
Let me correct your last sentence.....I am being a hater of an asshole....

 Ok i got your point Son! I know not everybody likes Justin Beiber

Ghorkhepoi(or whatver):
Awww hunny looks like you failed to ever attract a good Nepali girl. Its really sad seeing as your probably a pakhe that only get equally pakheni girls. I'm 5'7, I have possible OCD, i can cook, I have a great GPA and an amazing career lined up. The thing is I would never look at a 2 cent narrow minded pakhe like you. So lets say this:

If you suck at life and are not stable its better if you go for American white girls because they are much easier to get then young sucessful and beautiful Nepali girls. Unicorns want other unicorns not horses in pathetic shape.

You will get exactly what you deserve, if you are indeed good looking and career oriented there you will meet similar Nepali girls and they will probably add you on fb.
The thing is every Nepali girl that I know has a stable career so maybe you guys are looking at ultra-pakhe girls. I don't know one girl thats relying on marriage for financial support HOWEVER like attracts like so if she works at PWC and you are doing somethng thats seen as 'low paying' then obv her parents would not let her be with you. Thats with any girl not just Nepali girls, both people need to have the same ambitions and outlook in life.
Oh and:

Human lie ditector-true
Qualified to be a makup artist: Not true, most girls wear like whit powder on their face its disgusting. I prefer no makeup
Uptight about sex? Definetly if you go there I would probably stop talking to you. You should be glad women from your country are mostly not like that.
Fake nails,fake eyelashes? Wearing high heels? : Everyone wear heels white,black,asian,nepali everyone. Fake nails and eyelashes-what kind of Nepali girls do you hang out with? seriously?

@lovelynepaligirl,
"young successful and beautiful Nepali girls?"
-> I think Polygamy is not allowed in United States or am i wrong?

 Lovelynepali girl don't call me names. I ve been added by most models and singers from Nepal except few on facebook, but adding on facebook how u gonna get in relation, i dun believe in those kinda relations, may be get laid just like in a [Disallowed String for - bad word]book. Like u said it's not easy to get white girls. You need skills like carrying out good conversations at first. Further i dun really find nepali girls intriguing and hot, i think only 1 percent Nepali girls r gorgeous rest 99 petcent are lame. To be honest sexually i never got attracted to any Nepali girls but maya tarikale huncha ni nepali para k anuhar herera man paraune, ho tesari chai maile duin tin jana man pareko thiyo, otherwise kina kina Nepali keti haru appealing lagdaina. I wana marry a woman who is hott not who is beautiful. I want my woman to satisfy my sex pleasure n i think Nepali gals can't. I want my lady to have mango tits, pink vagina, lots of meat on her humps like Kim's n tall n strong athletic but 99 % nepali girls don't carry these requisites. So u tell me what should I do. U dun have to get mad  n call me names because i didn't glorified nepali girls. I used to like Nepali girls back home but after i landed in US, I find Anerican girls hott sexy exotic n boner, just their face n body structure is hott not like Nepali  gals with unsmooth brown skin, little butt, thighs or some chubby. Dun blame me blame the nepali girls.

Who gives a flying [Disallowed String for - Bad word 'fuk'] about ur sexual preference? Just go and charm the pants off the white girls with ur obviously great coversational skills--" mango tits"- of course!!!!ahahahaha. Suffer under no illusion, you knobhead- i doubt any one is crying that u dont want to sleep with them. Girls, you can all thank ur lucky stars thAt this wanker does not fancy you-- eww can u imagine the likes of this kind drooling over u?yuck!!!

Gorikopoi: 
'Like u said it's not easy to get white girls. You need skills like carrying out good conversations at first.'- You dumbass I said white girls are EASY to get. They will take their pants off for anything compard to Nepali girls.  By the way you talk, I can just tell you are a third class person with no class. Which 'models' do you speak off? In Nepal everyone is a 'model' so stop flattering yourself? Quiet Laughable.

Secondly, do you even know that Kim K is 5 ft tall?
Atheletic? tall?-I've been on the womens soccer team since highscool and thats how I got a full scholorship to Uni... So maybe I'm a small percentage but I know other very attractive women (nepali) atheletes as well (outside nepal). I'am not calling you names, what I am saying is you are right. Guys like you should go for easy khairi's because honestly the 'hot' Nepali girls are few and they probably won't go for you.

Ani arko kura: I am not one of those fake nepali 'models'.Those so called 'models' are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to beautiful Nepali women. Real, beautiful, intellectual Nepali women come from good families and they do not 'model' instead they spend their time hitting the books, travelling, expanding their knowledge basically tehy are 'worldly,' not easy and daft. 

So go for the khaire's knowing that you are not good enough for the cream of the crop in your own community :).

Goodluck.

Worldwideweb:

"young successful and beautiful Nepali girls?"
-> I think Polygamy is not allowed in United States or am i wrong? -

Actually I know losts of nepali women that are 24-25, successfull and beautiful. People that have studied in Brown,Jhon Hopkins, UT austin, NYU and columbia all in excellent shape and very good looking. I'm serious most of my friends/ cousins don't even look Nepali at all. We get mistaken for turkish/greek all the time.

Let me guess, that white girl is lisa lampanneli!!!