तिमी मेरी बुढीलाई किन हेर्छौ?

बिहे गरेँ
सबैलाई बुढीको परिचय गराउन साझामा आएँ,
सबैको बधाइ खाएँ!
बुढी मेरै हो
बुढीले लगाऽको सिक्री नि मेरै हो
बधाइ दियौ त के भो?
ठिकै भो!
सिक्रि हेर्ने निहुमा
तिमी मेरी बुढिलाई किन हेर्छौ?
***
मेरी बुढीलाई नि गजल मन पर्ने
गजल फर्माइस गरेकै थिएँ
ऊ त्यो गजल सुनाउने दाइ!
हैन, मीठो गजल सुनायौ त के भो?
ठीकै भो!
एक रुपिञाको नोट दिएकै थिएँ
तर
तिमी मेरी बुढीलाई किन हेर्छौ?
***
सालीको फोटो देखाऊ! रे?
ऊ त्यो, कन्फ्युज्ड भाइ!
सालीको फोटो हेर्न मन भए मलाई भन न
डिजिटल क्यामेरा मेरै हो
फोटो अपलोड गर्ने म नै हो
सालीको फोटो हेर्ने मन भो त के भो?
ठीकै भो!
फोटो पठाइदिम्ला भनकै थिएँ!
साली राम्री छे भनेकै थिएँ
तर
तिमी मेरी बुढीलाई किन हेर्छौ?
***
भाउजुको SLC कुन स्कुलबाट? रे!
ऊ त्यो पुन्टुरे भाइ!
जुन स्कुलबाट भए नि के भो?
मैले बिहे गरेसी तिम्री भाउजु न हो?
स्कुलको नाम सोध्ने भए मलाई सोध न
बुढी मेरै हो
भाउजुको सर्टिफिकेट मैसित छ?
स्कुलको नाम सुन्न मन भो त के भो?
ठीकै भो?
तर
तिमी मेरी बुढीलाई किन हेर्छौ?


Thanks to the original writer of
माइल्दाइकोचिया पसल

aba ma gay ta hoina ni.. timri buri ko satta timilai herne.... hehehehe

no offense .. just for fun

Dada_Giri Bru

Nice editing.

Confused ko niyet k ho tyo ta thaha bhayena broda, tara beware of Punture, tesko part-time job nai arka ko budhi herne, jiskaune ani mauka milyo bhane side hanne ho. Tyo ta sukulgunda ho hai, bichar garnus, feri DcKeTa le bhanena nabhannu ni pachi.


Jai Nepal

Oops forgot to say,

Punture le ahile Kun School bhanera sodya cha, pachi ghar kahan bhancha, ani bau ko nau k, ani hajurbau ko nau ke, ani thegana k bhanda bhanda, saino gasidincha tesle ta.

Warning!!!!!!!!!! hai


Jai Nepal

Ha ha ha ha Dada giri dai...uff hasda hasda....kya cool poem!!!

Budhi lai lagai dieko sikri merai ho - Chi chi ke bhaneko tyasto.

Bhudi pani merai ho - honi bihe garepachi swasni manche ta kamarai hun ni -kanyadan jo gari dinchan bau-ama le

timro swasni hudai ma aru le herna hunna ke? akka cha herincha nai

Yesho gara, aba timro swasni lai burka lagera chiya pasal ma rakha,

hehehe, very funny.

PQ

bihe gare pachi swasni manche kamarai hune hoina aardhangini hunchan... tesaile ta bihe ko din keti runche dhuru dhuru kina ki tyo usko aantim ruwai ho re ani keta makhha parera haascha ..tyo usko aantim hasai huncha..

bihaa pachi ta thakkka ulto... keti hasne keta rune... ke garnu keta runa paani bathroom ma janu parcha samaj ko agadi ta runa pani sakdainana bichara
yo swasni bhanne chij nai testo ho..

. bhaye pani nahune Nabhaye pani nahune

male and female have to play different roles in the soceity with respect to the cultural aspect... garnu cha bhane gara.. nagarnu cha bhaat kranti gara... aba hamro ragaat ma RBC or WBC bhanda bari .. kranti cha jasto cha.. hehehehehehehehe

dada giri... poem is appreciated.. nice one....

hey dada giri.. one very secret question hai ta.. just for fun.. nothing personal.. malai sutukka answer deu la....

Timi Tulsi Giri ko Realtive Dada Giri ta hoina???? hehehehehe

DG,
Good poem... Where did you learn such a skill?
On a second thought, "Ma timro budhilai ke garo'n?"

Kun thread ma post garau kun thread ma. La ja esai ma post gare. Mero original haina hai.

- http://www.kantipuronline.com/saptahic_html/yaun.htm#1

can anybody help this guy?

Dada giri,

Afni budi nabhaye pachhi timri budhi ta herne ni. Ki bhane budhi khoji deu. Kasaile timri budhi herdaina.

Purush

Thanks friends Thanks!
DcKeTa, म सँधै सचेत छु, रे क्या। सँधै बडिगाड नि म त ।

Ardent & bandhu, धेरै नहाँसुम् क्या फेरि पानि पर्छ आज नि छातासाता छैन। सन्जुको छाता माग्नु पर्छ फेरि।फेरी मागेसी दिऽहाल्ने हो कि हैन।

seusi dai,
>tesaile ta bihe ko din keti runche dhuru dhuru kina ki tyo usko aantim ruwai ho re ani keta makhha parera haascha ..tyo usko aantim hasai huncha..

हैन सिरियस्ली भन्या हो कि जोक उडा?
हैन होला।
त्यस्तो उल्टो उल्टो कुरा नभनम् न मेरो मुटुले ४ ताल हान्यो यहाँ बाहिर निस्किन लाऽका बेलाँ ।
coffee333 ,
हाम्रो गुरे गोरु तुलसी गिरीलाई बेच्या के परार साल।
श्रिपञ्चमीको भाका हो अझै पैसा दिया छैन मोराले।

testdirector, ल जाओस् न जाओस्। ल त्यही टाइटल सही।

newuser , हैन के हो Dog को मात्र हेर्या जस्तो छ नि। अड्किने स सड्किने। अरु नि हेरुम्।
एकै गाम ठामका दाजूभाइ भनेर बेलैमा अर्ति दे को नि फेरि।

purush , म भन्दै छु सालीको फोटो पठाइदिम्ला भनेर। बरु सालीलाई केही छ खबर?
तु* झुण्डिदैमा पुरुष होइने हो र? पुरुषार्थ चाहिन्छ नि साली हात पार्ने।अनि बल्ल पो पुरुष नत्र केको पुरुष नि त्यस्सै?

यस्तै हो साथि हो श्रिमती च्वाँक भे नि पिर नच्वाँक भे नि पिर। जसरी नि परैपिर!
नारायण!

PQ#1
>timro swasni hudai ma aru le herna hunna ke?
हुन्न। आफ्नै बुढी हेरे हुन्न ? सप्पैलाई हुनी तिम्लाई नहुनी? तिम्लाई त सन्जु जस्तै केटी परोस् कपाल सपाल उखाल्नी!

Dada,
Ma keti hu kya, keta hoina,
ma mero poi ko kapal ukhelchu ni bihe gare pachi, Sanju le jastai,moro lai talu chinde banaidinchu, if he has any hair left by the time we do our saat-phera.
tara yo sanju ko ho ni?

PQ#1

Sanju is Lok Raj Kakaki Chhori!
Yaha Click garera heram na tyam hunda.

Indira India Gai..re
Anamika America Ma
- Burger King Handai Chhe Re
Bagar Khali Chha, Nagar Khali Chha.
Timi Nai Ta Chhau Eutai Budhi Palna Sakne Ajakal Sahar Ma.
Timi Nai Bhana Na ?
Timri Budhi Lai Naherrera Kaslai Herau?

Ekadesh ma,
Sarmila Le Sarmaudai Sodheki Thiyee ?
Filim Herauchhas Jhyaure?
Goji Khali Thiyo.
Aja Yo Hadbad Ma - Kaslai Sodhau, Kaslai Nasoidhau
Maan Khali Chha.
Ke Tessai Etihassh Banau Yi Viagra Ko Dhun Haru lai?
Ke Khali Haat Farkau Ma Cialis Ko Pahad Bata?
Ya Ek Taranga Bhaye Pani Diu Yo Youban Lai ? Ek Bartaman Ko?
Judhha Barud Yantra - Thotre Bhayo Ta Ke Bhayo!!!!!!!
Eutai Ta Chha Aago Saman (Extinguish) Garne Ajakal Sahar Ma.
Timi Nai Bhana Na ?
Timri Budhi Lai Naherrera Kaslai Herau?

Bakchhya Haru Ko Katha Ma,
Nitamba Haru Ko Dhun.
Raag Bhairabi Gaune Yo Shor ? Prasasti Mai Siddhiye Chha.
Kanghi (Comb) Le Yo Urath Maidan Koparau Nakoparau.
Katdo Umer Sangai Ghatdo Uchai Lai -
Anthropology Ko Kun Chapter Ma Tasau?
Kun Chapter Ma Tasau -
Khutta Naghera Lambiyeka Mera Yee Pant Ko Lambai Haru Lai?????
Ke Geeta Ajhai Ma Sanga Gauli Prem Geet?
Yo Asamnjasya Ma Kati Thichau Aafu Lai?
Kati Chitharau?
Nikash Ko Khoji Dhum- Dham Hudai Chha Ajakal Sahar Ma.
Timi Nai Bhana Na ?
Timri Budhi Lai Naherrera Kaslai Herau?

hey mr. dada giri.....
timro budhi lai herdai ma ke janchha?
usle ta heryo ni arubela ke mauka pauchha
timile bihe gareko bela swasni lai sodhya chhau?
sittaima kina timro budhi ko premilai gali garchhau?
timro budhi pani kati makkha hundo ho afno purano premi lai dekhera
barsaun sal pachhi balla balla khusi hundo ho uslai dekhera
hey murkha.. afno budhi ko najar pani hera na kaha chha
timilai ke thaha budhi ko katha kati lamo cha
kati man hola afno purano dosti pheri sachyauna
timile ta suru garna thalyou pheri kada bijhauna
suru garna thalyou afno title dada giri
mauka thiyo tehibela dekhauna lai deel chati chiri
timile pheri suru garna thalyou dada giri.....
.....
ohw sleepy......next time pheri start...

Dionima !

Tara, joon din affno premilai chhodera premika janchhe, tyo paal dekhi-nai, PREMIKA "PREMIKA" rahadina. Kasari bhane teslai premika?? Gambhir Samasya chha yaha. Yadi sanchhai nai affno premi sanga hunna chhanchhe bhane, kunai pani pressure(bhanu na bau/aama-ko), lai paar garera, affnani premi sanga huna saknu partyo.

aba, yo kabita ko case ma yedi, timro bhanaee anusar, tyo bigat ki KATHIT premika, jo affno POI sanga chhe ra BIGAT ko premi sanga NATAK garchhu bhane, tyo USKO badmashi paan ho. BIGAT ko premi le sochha, ajhai pani MALAI prem garchhe. FUSSA....khachha tyo PREMI le, tyo kebal usko sochhaee matrai ho. tyo KATHIT premika-le kahile pani tyo premilai PREMI maneki thina, Kebal KETA le matrai PREMIKA maneko thiyo. yesaima ta chha, keta haru-ko kaamjori. ani KETA HARULE kukur-le napaune gota (dukkha) paunchhan.

tyo kalpani KABITA ko kura beglai chha, yaha hami je pani bhanna sakchhau. tara MITRA bastabik-ta ye ghatana le DUNIYA ujadeko chha, tyo ta timile pani dekhekai holau. My unseen friend always remember that, WOMEN ALWAYS GET A WAY OUT. Men are the ones who suffer through out their lives. Keta-ko safalata ( economically, intilectually) bastabik usko PREMIKA ho. Keti timro safala lai herera auchhe. Bas timro safalata. otherwise NO-ONE LOVES YOU THE WAY U THINK THEY DO...!

IF u say DADA GIRI is the PRESENT man of that Premika. She enjoys the life with DADA cause he was able to give SIKRI, unfortunately you couldn't provide SIKRI & she left you. That's it, my friend ,that's it. Now do you think she still loves you?

if this situation persists in real life, PREMI will be hurt all his life and HAAT MA LAGCHHAO sunna ( 0) and eventually he gets no-where and will be drowned in the pond of sorrow and pain and hatered even from his FAMILY or the loved ones all his life. Yaha kohi affno chhaina SATHI kohi affno chhaina, KEBAL TIMRO SAFALATA (SUCCESS).