21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 70).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"
10. Makes fun of Nepali Standard Time and Nepali Road Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
6. Tries to complain about any thing in Nepal as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".
4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

Few more important

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to Nepal, even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Nepali Roads.

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

Nice analogy -

Some more:

1. Whats up dude ?

2. hey buddy

Some More.

a. Try to use" Gas" instead of "Petrol"
b. Try to use " Grocery " instead of " Pasal"
c. Try to use " Motel " instead of "Hotel"
d. Try to use " Utility bill" instead of " tell ,Bijuli bill"

movie theatre instead of cee-nay-ma hall

Looks like all of you know a people who are back from the US.

Probably they will also say:

Gas Station instead of petrol pump.
Club instead of disco.
Cell phone/cell instead of mobile.
Buffet with silent 'T' instead of BuffeT.

last but not the least,
How you doin'? instead of ke cha maiya?

"Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Nepali Roads"

haha..ultra funny! Happy Days, looks like you're mad at America returnees..don't forget to show him/her around places where they spread and hang- ragat chuhindai gareko ranga ko chala in masu pasals :)

oh ya, buy that and nicely cook at home, and ask him/her if he wants to try it..:P dyamn i'm mean!

Here's mine:
Boosts around in house saying that he/she can cook very good 'chicken curry.' (since that was the main diet he/she lived by in US, with some rice)

*Boosts* should have been *Boasts*. Sorry for the typo.

I carry a bundle of toilet paper no matter where I go when I am in Ktm...I am not gonna wipe my ass with water. Forget about it!

hey you guys missed the part..RED Bull for cup of tea..chiya and glucose Biscut..originaally now..beef jerky and red bull hehehehe

Really, do you guys really think so.. ummm it's surprising because I didn't face most of the above problems.

I did face couple problemsome like cell phone and gas. But not others..

As for saying "Excuse me". That is etiquette or what you will call it as good manner.. You should always say excuse me when you do something wrong.. I was taught that since I was a kid..

girls will never say no for titaura... and there are hot too.. and they are so good.. specially the ledo ones... umm mukh ma pani aayo...

You can give an example of vitamin pronounced as (भाइटामिन) and not भिटामिन.

*TOP10THINGS A NEPALI DOES Coming To America*

1) Calls every kuiray sir
2) Uses straw while drinking soda
3) Asks for a pipe instead of a straw
4) Has a conversation with every marketers that?s on the phone
5) Watch?s Indian movies and thinks about home
6) Bows every time the light comes on
7) Hang dry his underwear on the bathroom
8) Gets nightmare after he finds out he ate beef
9) Has the largest collection of ketchup and soy sauce
10) Thinks everything is expensive

shifts their tone like an a hole.


peace

i would like to add few things top *THINGS A NEPALI DOES Coming To America*

When ever he or she drinks beer, tells fellow americans that the BEER in nepal is better (it is true but fact)

Says "may i come in", if the professor is already in class and then after class tries to explain why he/she was late.

When buying groceries in walmart, tells the clerk to double the polyethene bag instead of sacks.

Converts everything to rupees before buying it and tries to survive in 1 dollar microwave food and ramen noodles.

Tries to use his left foot for brake on a car with automatic tranny(man it was hard to get use to it)

Tries to download as many as pirated and free songs as possible at first.

Yup thats it for right now can't think anymore will post more later.

a tip to first time nepali drunk drivers who likes to drive in the opposite side of the road, when u r drunk and driving think u r driving in nepal coz the wrong side of the road in nepal is the right side of the road in america. Try at you own risk. Results may vary from person to person and the amount of alcohol consumed. I am not liable.

peace

Hmmmmmmm... intresting. who? We Nepali???? what about you all where you come from? Nepal???? You must have done it all these things, right. LOL!!
Here is one more..
After arriving in US, all of sudden Hari becomes Harry. Forgets how to speak nepali. When ever they meets another nepali likes to say what's up? Instead of Namasty. Eats beef and talks shit! yeta gyo uta gayo arkakai kura. Aaja taile kati kamyo kita tesle Nepal ma kati wata ghar bhanyo? Show off to other nepali if they have Khaire Girlfriend or boyfriend. Tries to do party everyweeknd competing to American ani waakchan and matchan ani nepali thannera jhagada garchan ani pitai khanchan. Nepali keti haru nepali bolnai nahune jasto garchan. Keta haru khaire taruni gumai hindchan katai hariyo patta bani po haal cha ki bhani. Nepal ma chahi sirimati lai jooth bolchan. Nepali keti ho bhane hariyo patta chaki chaina sodchan. cha bhane tesko paachi laagchan ani naapaunu jale afno jaasto garchan paaye pachi arko keti taakchan. ooooooooooo... it never gonna finish.... Gajab cha nepali ko banibhehora... common.. have some respect!

gurungni,
aati bho... keta haru ko matrai lekhera... lets write bout keti haru pani....
u go ahead. timi lai nai lekhda hunccha..
hoina bhane bholi samma lekhamla

Tell me about bottled water.
I drank boiled and filtered water in Ktm and fell sick for two months with typhoid.
Please DRINK BOTTLED WATER IN KTM>

Its really a great fun, I m enjoying this thread better than corona or buddwieser. In fact eveyone changes a lot when they enter to amrika. But gals change a lot..bholi palta bata khutta ko rau shave garera ek bitta ko skirt lagauchan. Aba anuhar ko make up ta blonde nai down. Formal dress bhanera get toghether ma 2 inch ko kapda lagauchan. ( for proof, refer ANA pic in Sajha). Nepali kta le bhau nai dedana ani ta Pake, Bangali ko pachi lagchan. Boyfriend huna payechhaina euta bed ma sutchan ani ali better boy friend ( green card or h1 bhetiye) turunta pahila ko lai dump garchan ani ta bichara paila ko bf pachutaudai bascha afno pay check taruni lai bujayeko ma. Fheri taruni pani kata\i batha, afno pay check chhai nepal pathayera boyfren ko pay check ma moj garchan ( there are many examples). Senior, masters,phd jo sukai hos, timi diyi halchan,ustai pare timro major fix bhayo bhanna ber lagdainan and ali ramrai padeko rayecha bhane bharkar undergrad suru garekko le pani thts nothing bhanchan. Afno kam pare 24 hrs nai phone garchan, kam napare chindai chindainan. Nepali ta airport ma nai bhulchan, nepali bhetiye ani english nai chatchan. Baru kta haru beef khadainan, kti haru ta bf, chicken barabar..ani ktharu ko valuable basha, MAN PARE DAMN CARE MAN NAPARE KASTO HOLA CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....
jaos kt haru ko tarfa bata pani neprikane kta haru ko barema.............

Counsellor pani sarai bias, SRIDEVI JASTO KT LAI REJ ECT GARERA MANGALA DEVI JASTO LAI VISA DINCHA....KYA BORE!