SAJHA ka saathiharu lai mero anurodh: Please add the English words and their Nepali version that are often articulated wrongly but understandable. I have recalled some of them as examples. Now it is your turn to recall and add more:
ENGLISH Vs NEPALI
(1) Ear ring = Yarling
(2) Government = Gormet
(3) Business = Bigness
(4) Passport = Pass photo
(5) Tomato = Tamatar
(6) Film = Filim
(7) Taxi = Tyausi
(9) Machine = Misin
(10) Driver = Daibar
(11) Truck = Tadak
(12) License = Laisan
(13) Matches = Myachis
(14) Cigarette = Sikret
(15) Discipline = Dispiling
(16) Computer = Kamputar
(17) Fail = Fil
(18) Puncture = Pangchat
(19) Glass = Gilaas (for tea-cup etc)
(20) Plate = Pilet
(21) ....
(22) ..... go shajhians go

 

 Ticket-Ticas

Conductor-contector

 

 

 

Pencil-Pilsing

fauntain pen-Phulting

Polic-Pulis

Phone-Phune

saline-salini pani

box-baakas

number-lumber

doctor-dacdar

 

 

 

first=fasta

 

Good job muralikhutte. Box = baakas is very common. here are more:

Bag = beg or beg jhola
Guess paper = gas paper
Note = Noth (20 ko noth, 50 ko noth etc for bills)
Table = Tebul
Sweater = Suiter
Famale teacher = Masterni
Bulb = Bulaap
Gallon = Gelen
......
......

Jerrycan = जर्किन
dentist =  डेन्टिस

conductor  also called - cilinder...

Congress = कांग्रेस
Dictionary = डिस्नेरी
Polish= पालिश

class=kilas

test=tes

torch=tos

battery=betary

 

pumpset=pumpisit

 

Hospital= aaspatal
doctor=dactar
Nurse= Nar sa
Harvard= howard
Commuter=computter
bottle=battt al
Plane=pelane
Boston= bastan

बटल = बोतल

tuition fish ...

routine = रुटिङ

i remember of only one

brush --- burus (the tool used to brush not the process)

It's really pathetic. It's sarcastic that we are able to laugh off on ourselves(at the same time the posting tries to exclude the person from the malady). Most of the words in English would be pronounced differently by common Nepali folks with the little understanding of the intonation of English. So the list would be as big as the English Dictionary.

Even I feel like I have certainly (mis)spelled the words before I got 'enlightened'. However, this time around I feel that to enlist such words would be a stupid attempt to purge myself and pass the baton to the innocent Nepali people.

I understand the attempt to make it jocular but it's my note of dissent.

copy= capy

exercise= yescersize

complicated= camplicated

dominate= daminyate

hospital= aaspatal

doctor=dactar

Nurse= Nar sa

Harvard= howard

Commuter=computter

bottle=battt al

Plane=pelane

Boston= bastan

emergency= yemer geyency

bus=bas
 
police= pulice

dorm= darm
 hahaha this is intresting..!!

Few most common words which we do not usually pronounce correctly.

अमिताभ बच्चन = अमता बच्चन
जिनत अमान = जिना तामाङ ......jpt lol

foreign = phoren

all foreign white men or women = amriikan

tempo = tyampu

Dallas = Dullaaas

development = devlwapmyent

 

haha i like that jina tamang..!lolz           
also america= amrica