As Kids and young adults and even now-a-days we use words like,

Bidhyanasta yaar....maile gareko hoina..

Amma kaasam malai thaha chhaina......

Amma ragat mero cycle hoina yaar......

             Thinking about how we used to word these phrases...LOL and habits like touching your head and chest again and again while crosing a river in the school bus. If anyone touched your neck you had to blow(phoooo) the hand....lol the myth of a golgaad.... if you stomp anyones leg you had to Dhog that person...while passing a small round the corner temple......we had to ring the bell put tika n circle the temple once.  every time the evening light was turned on .......we kinda touch our head and then chest like to worship. and many more things we all do as a comon Nepali habit...Its not taught........but we all did it...our pyaro Nepali ways.

 Another one, "ahdyaro bhaye pachi naang nakata!"

if you sneeze before going out was considered a bad luck, Ulto chappal or shoes, Right hand ..khane haat, left hand gu dhune haat LOL.

Maddog bro, I remember using much more non-veg words during my teens.  Ahiley alik sudreko bhanoom-na.  Some relatively decent habits of mine from yesteryears:

1. dharodharma... biddhyanasta... gai-ko masu khaney... kassam.  Last one - kassam -  was taken more seriously than the others.  Gai-ko masu ta paaye po khanu - tyeti bela ko Nepal-ma hai - so that one was a relatively easy swear.

2. guccha kheldaa feri chuttai vocabulary thiyo ni:  soori... something something mabbyaa... etc.  khoi birsechu.

3. uulto chappal/shoes still bothers me.

4. uttar tauko raakhera nasutnu re...

This one turned out to be non-veg.  But when I first said it, I did not know what it really meant:

   kaa... kaa... kaa... mampaakhaa khwassaa...

 

LOL bro......thats real funny.

     Biralo le bato katnu was a bad sign. pointing fingers,

Oh using the word MULA in every sentence and calling friends RAJA. SOM, PATH, SATHI,.

lightning rain thunder huda chest mathi rakhera sutna hudaina. ...

never go arund the temple anti clock wise..always clock wise...and while passing one from you car , bus, tampoo, or taxi....always Dhog charaunu.

Shisnu le polyo bhane......SHINGAN LE PUSHNU...LOL...YUCKH!!!! and while we were kids ...I remember most of my friends had yellow and green ones...............yuckkkkkkkkkhhhh.

Gano gayo bhane besar khane.

keti lai khutta le lagyo bhane dhogne.

Nachune bhako keti lai chunai nahue 7 din samma.

Bihana uthera chiso ma gayera gayetri mantra padnu parne.

aafno janma bar ma kapal katna nahune.

Those were the best days of Our life.

My best one ever is.....Hagne bela ma nakh na kottaune...kottauyo bhane chak ma khatira aaune.

and it does. if u dont believe me try it.

though you see it funnu and without reasons, there might be some reasons...
aba toilet ma naak chuna nahune chai...probably due to sanitation issue of toilets in nepal...and choyo bhane chaak ma hoina naak ma chai aaune ho bhanai anusar....

aba kasai lai khutta le lagyo bhane dhogne chai human right respect view bata herna sakincha...aadar gare jasto...

north ma taauko rakhera sutna nahune chai....sayad earth ko magnetic field sanga ko kuro cha.......

sisnu le polda sigan laaune chai...polne nittikai upalabdha hune tyehi ho natra..cream...or lotion laauda huncha hola...plus isghan ko acidity/alkalli le sisnu ko polai lai kaam garcha kyara...
 if i'm wrong sorry for that

though you see it funnu and without reasons, there might be some reasons...
aba toilet ma naak chuna nahune chai...probably due to sanitation issue of toilets in nepal...and choyo bhane chaak ma hoina naak ma chai aaune ho bhanai anusar....

aba kasai lai khutta le lagyo bhane dhogne chai human right respect view bata herna sakincha...aadar gare jasto...

north ma taauko rakhera sutna nahune chai....sayad earth ko magnetic field sanga ko kuro cha.......

sisnu le polda sigan laaune chai...polne nittikai upalabdha hune tyehi ho natra..cream...or lotion laauda huncha hola...plus isghan ko acidity/alkalli le sisnu ko polai lai kaam garcha kyara...
 if i'm wrong sorry for that

एउटा मेरो पनि त्यस्तै -
बारुलो वा अरिङ्गालले टोकेमा कर्कलो लगाउने भन्ने सुनिन्थ्यो, मैले एकचोटि experiment गर्या के, सिस्नु लगाएर । बारुलो ले टोकेको ठाउँ स्पष्ट देखिएको थियो, अनि मैले पनि सिस्नु ल्याएर सिस्नु को काँडा ठिक्क टोकेको ठाउँमा सुइ लगाएको जस्तो गरेको त निको भै रा के। सुन्निन चै सुन्नियो १ दिन सम्म तर दुखेन । आफै देखि आफै दङ्ग भा'थैँ ।

त्यो मन्दिरको अगाडि हातले निधार र छाति छुने चैँ मलाइ पहिलो चोटि देख्दा अचम्म लागेको थियो, के गरेका होलान यि मान्छे ले भनेर, किनकि हाम्रो गाउँ तिर त्यस्तो गरिन्न । पुरै नमस्कार वा एक हाते नमस्कार मात्र गरिन्छ, छाति छोइँदैन । पछि बुझ्दै जाँदा इसाइहरुको सिको गरेको हो भन्ने मेरो अड्कल रह्यो त्यसैले त्यो निधार र छाति  वा कुम  छुनेकाम मैले कैले पनि गरेन ।

गुच्चा खेल्दाको vocabulary त मैले पनि बिर्सेछु । तर त्यस्ता शब्दहरु ठाउँ अनुसार फरक पर्छन् । सानो मै धेरै ठाउँ घुमेको हुँदा मैले यो ख्याल गरेको थिएँ ।

मेरो गाउँमा विध्द्यानष्ट र गाइ खाने भन्ने हरु त निकै चलेका हुन् । सानो उमेरकाले विद्ध्यानष्टलाइ र ठुलो हरुले गाइखाने लाइ बढ्ता महत्व दिएको देखेको हुँ मैले। आमाकसम चैँ त्यति प्रयोगमा ल्याइएन हामि सानो छँदा ।

tyo ta ke aja sabse popular ta
haat le ghati choyo ki fuuu garnai parni...malai ta ahile pani haat le ghati chuta fuuuu garena bhane kasto garo parcha :)

When there's cloud in the sky while swimming in river we used to say " Gham laaidey Baarula ko Khutta Poldey" isn't that funny.

चङ्गा उडौदा को vocabularies

चङ्गा उडौदा रातो साधा  धागो दे भनेर   कराएको
 चङ्गा चेट
कम्ती हान
घुम्ती हान
मन्डली हान्ने
ठाक ठुक पार्ने
झाइतान्ने
धागो तान्ने

 

## hey guys do u remember,dhago ma manjha lagauda chiplekira ni hahalera manjha pakaune just to make it smooth..funnly lol and cruel aswell..

dhogne while crossing the bridge in vehicle. may be coz, we believe rivers are god too.

Interesting thread, here are few of mine

Using the word, PASA with newar frens

and having to take 30 min route walk for a regularly 5 min walk because Biralo (cat) le bato katyo..hahah so funny we used to do that. prolly wont be doin it now.

changa udhauda ..

when you say . " ba pa chya harmusyaa"..lol the other guy will say  tin dharek harmusya...lol

3. latain, maja halne... and then cheyt bhayo bhane cheeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyt karaune...

guchha khelda

1. gaba, doba, assi, nassii..

2. kachhi (nyaka mitheu)- jiu dhen, ui dhen, ..sainbus...ani kachhi ko paisa ( lot of suka, mohre) khane lots of fun..

good old days! lots of fun no tension!

Gham paani Gham Panni syaal ko bihe, kukuur janti......biralo.........i forgot the rest..sry.

In school as kids.....if by accident we bang our head with a friend ..we had to bang it again intentionally.

red or hot chilly peppers couldnt be exchanged directly by hand....it had to be placed on the table or ground for the other to pick up.

AAkha phaarpaahyo (flickering eyelids) was a sign of badluck....form men Right, for women left eye.

Ghati khaskhasayo bhane someone is talking bad of you , and hick hick aayo bhane some one is remembering you.

if you had white spots on your nails, you were going to have new clothes....LOL

if you bit your toungue......Masu khana paune bho...LOL

Bachale kucho lagayo bhane pauana aauchhan. Khali gagri dekhyo bhane sait pardaina. Afu mareko sapana dekhyo bhane ayu lamo hunchha. changa udauda tin dharkey dhago chhod. Guchha khelda kheline khel haru hwakra, kachi, chali etc. Maximum use of words bidhanastha, gai ko masu khane, non veg words. Bachama kheline khelharu mainly lukamari, game ball, king ball, football etc. School padhda kahile kahi bhagera film herna jane. Front stool ko ticket katera agadi bata herne. paisa hudainathyo ani k garne ta. 2 rupiya ma front stool ko ticket aaune. Ani gharma 4 baje thyakai aaune.

U guys are great remembering all those golden days of our life, home is simply great. I wish there is more and more thread like this one instead of some political crap or racist comments or backbiting or criticizing other.

Chronological order of swears and curses

When I was 5: Dharodarma, Promise

When I was 10: Bidya Kasam, Amma Kasam, Dusta, Papi

When I was 15: Gai ko masu khane, Amma Ragat, Mu-zi, Muula

When I was 20: Tapai ko kasam, Terai masu khane, Ma-chi-kne, Lamo, Randi ko ban

When I was 25: Malai kasam kha ko man pardaina haai, curses are always the same

Now: Everything starts with F-u-c-k and ends with F-u-c-k. What the F-u-c-k?

tero kasam yaar and touching that person, Ulto mojha(socks) and any dress was bad luck.

up and down the stairs throwing stuff , dirty water or trash out the window without looking.........BINAAABI( very old tradition) Nepali excuse me or watch out.....and if some one got hit or wet..LOL "didnt you hear me yell ........BINAABI.............SPLASH....!!!!!!LOL

If your toilet was far away .....you used KOPARA for mutra tyag  and sometimes even for  hagan daan......LOL.

Green big flies ......BOKSHI JHINGA........lol