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1. You love momo and would do anything for it.
2. You know "Ganjha is really cheap in Nepal.
3. You can and/or probably have already smoked with Babas during Religious Events, ShivaRatri.
4. You know the value of $1 =70Rs++
5. You know the real name of Mt.Everest.- Sagarmatha
6. You welcome tourists and their money.
7. Sherpas are from Nepal and not from China.
8. You are jobless or in search of opportunity.
9.
You stay with your parents until you get married if you are in a
foreign country and you stay with your parents your whole life if you
are in Nepal.
10. You would rather support China over India.
11. You prefer rice at least 2 times a day.
12. For some reason your religious days and cultural days seem to take equal amount of time during the year.
13. You watch a lot of Indian movies.
14. You hate it when someone calls you Indian.
15. You eat everything with your hand. ( I even take it as far as to eat spaghetti with hand)
16. Your parents most likely choose who you get married to.
17. Most likely you meet the person you date on myspace, hi5 or some other online website.
18. The only sport you can go professional in is dandi beu.
19. You know that nepals national food is gundruk and dhedo yet you havent tried it yourself.
20. You see girls who talk a lotta shit online but are the Virgin Mary in real life.
21. You got 2 lives, Online and Real Life.. Online is more active than real life...esp. for nepali girls.
22. If you ever recognize Nepali people on the street, you proceed to talk in English so they won’t recognize you.
23. When your relatives come to visit they stay in your house no matter how many of them gotta sleep in a single room.
24. You still think about who is a bahun and who is a newar, who is a bhote and who is a pode.
25. If you're a nepali college attender, you either study science or engineering.
26. You go to ANA to make fun of other nepalis about stuff they do, which most likely is also one of your hobbies.
27. if you live in US, you love going to ANA and party till u get drunk
28. When something goes wrong you go "cmmmmmmaaa" dinai bigryo dinai bigryo.
29. You go to chat rooms with nick names such as hottestguy, hotgirl, sexylady when in real life you butt ugly.
30. Your parents worry about dowry (daijo) the day your mom gets pregnant
31. if you're nepali, u cant divorce so you catch the 1-gaina disease.
32. You can go to any hispanic parade and pass as one of them.
33. You know you a nepali if your last name is bomchom.
34.
You know you are a nepali if you run out of forks and spoons at a
cultural festival and tear up paper plates as a replacement.
35. You serve more gods than all the gods combined of other religions.
36.
You add nep to everything and never realise that adding nep makes every
single word sound gay.(Nepsydaz; no disrespect but your name amazingly
sounds homo erotic)
37. You are a nepali when you refer to other nepali ppl influenced by hiphop as nepsythugs.
38. You know you are nepali when you refer to the king as Gyanu uncle.
39.
You know you are a nepali when you translate rap songs into nepali as a
pass time hobby. example "mero hapsis nachdain, khali pant mathi
sarchan. ani dhunga tadha, dhunga tadha.
40. You know you are a nepali if you take the most candies in the plane.
41.
You do groceries at sabji mandi and hong kong supermarket in the same
day. (Special for New Yorkers You know who you are keep rocking that
Jackson Heights.)
42. If you hear the word free you go there even if it is free tampons. If its free you will take it.
43. You know you are nepali if you are willing to travel 50 miles to save 2 $.
44. You know you are nepali if you have ever sang "badar ko rato chaak"
45. You know you are a Nepali if you ever sang “ Jhilke dai cha chaina condoma”
46.
You know you are a nepali if you think the national anthem should be
changed to "hami nepali suruwal f|_|kali hagna bascham condo uchali hey
hey."
47. You know you are nepali if your plate has more goat meat than rice.(Khasi ko masu is the shit)
48. You know you are a nepali if you think the number 36 is hillarious.(chatise)
49. You know you are a nepali if you left other valuables in nepal just so you can bring a khukuri.
50.
You know you are a nepali if you have a fake black belt
certificate.(lol you know who you are. This is a true story about a
person here in facebook. Lol)
51. You know you are nepali if your msn has more friends than your school.
52. If you see someone picking their nose or ear in public then they are nepali.
53. If you call the New Jersy turn pike the tunkey pie then you are nepali.
54. If you chat for 3/4 of the day you are a nepali.
55. You know you are nepali if you compare baseball to cricket
56.
ou know you are a nepali if you have ever wondered " why is american
football called football they dont even touch it with their feet."
57. You know you are a nepali if you have a tuppe.
58. You know you are a nepali if you call 5'7" tall.
59. You are a nepali if you ever get into a height competition with a Mexican.
60. You are nepali if you plan on naming your children harkey birkey rambahadur harigopal humagai and Thakkarbam.
61. You kick white people's ass in Mathematics.
62.
When the teacher calles attendance and there is a long pause causing
the teacher to ask you for your name even after reading it like 30
times.
63. You know you are a nepali if you know more about U.S. History than anyone else in the school.
64. You know you are a nepali if all your politicial knowledge comes from hari bansa and madan krishna.
65. You know you are a nepali if you ever called the prime minister baje. (Girija Baje)
66.
You know you are nepali if you have 1 and a half gym credits in 4 years
of high school.(This one going out to Bivit sorry to put you on the
spot.)
67. U know US Geography, while u still struggle with Nepali
geography.( Koshi, Gandaki, Karnali, Mechi ra Mahakali,
Bagmati,Sagarmatha, Narayani and that’s all I know)
68. You know never to take a dive in bagmati and bishnumati.
69.
ou know you are a nepali if you think a carrom board always makes the
best present. even for marriage.( I think I got like 4 carrom boards in
my house)
70. You used to bully the madhesis in nepal. mainly chana chatpate and panipuri madiseys.
71. You used to get free haircut in Nepal bullying while u pay $15 in here.
72. You know who the khali sisi purano kagaj madisey is by name.
73. You go shopping with your parents at the age of 23.
74. There is a strange smell in class and everyone runs away except you.
75. You know you are a nepali if you like good shit aka ramro achi aka pavitra tatti.
76. You know you are a nepali if you know hindi but are ashamed to admit it.
77. You are a nepali if you think dhoti is a race.
78. You are a nepali if you wear dhoti to do puja but dont wanna be called one.
79. You are a nepali if you yell guahaar guahaar when you are in trouble.
80. You are a nepali if you think Mahabharat and/or Ramayana and/or ChandaKanta are all commedies made by dhoties.
81. You are a nepali if you get 100 in math and your parents still yell at you for not getting the extra credit.
82. You have to wash your ass with water and your left hand. Toilet paper is not satisfactory.
83. You are a nepali if susu darling is your favourite imaginary girl friend.( Rehal where are you?)
84. You are a nepali if you refer to your nepali cousins as pattu hajurbuas.
85. You know you are a nepali if you go out with a girl and the whole community knows about it before your parents do.
86. You know you are nepali if you go bald before your dad.
87. If your mom combs your hair on the first day of collage with tori ko tel you are a nepali.
88. You know you are a nepali if you add ing to every word like haging, ghicing, ganaying, pading etc.
89. If you ever sang the song “Hamilai pani ta maya le hera na Panther” Then you are definitely nepali.
90. If you ever had fights concering changa(kites) then you are a nepali.
91. If you know what a mandali(stone tied around a string used to catch kites illegally) is then you are a nepali.
92. You only know Dilip Kumar because that’s the name of the dhago you buy for dashain.
93. You are the only person in your class to think that Mustang is the name of a place.
94. You look up when you hear an airplane.
95. You point with your lips or with your middle finger.
96. Whenever you meet someone you ask, " Have you had your food?" ( bhat
khayao?)
97. You meet someone in a movie hall and ask, " Have you come to watch a
movie?" ( cinema herna ayeko?)
98. You call all action movies " action pacck"
99. You meet an elder and he/she asks you, " when did you come back?"
100. You know the three Ds of partying. i.e- dance, drink and dangdung.
101. You think all festivals mean relatives playing cards and getting drunk.
102. You cannot drink without chicken chilly and momos.
103. You think chicken chilly and momo are nepali food.
104. You are crossing a one way street and you have to check both sides. (
daya
ani baya )
105. You get annoyed when people think you are from Naples.
106. Your relatives give you money whenever you visit them. ( even when you
are 40)
107. When you see a pair of slippers upside down ( ulta chappal) you have to
turn it around.
108. You dont cut your nails at night.
109. You feel you havent eaten if you havent had Bhat ( rice).
110. You laugh at everything on Nepali TV but you still watch it.
111. You dont know that the buff you have been eating is actually short for
buffalo.
112. You have been dragged to a mandir on saraswati puja so that you will get
good grades.
113.
You know the song Bijuli ko taar with rajesh hamal in it cuz every
nepali girl dances to that shit or gairikhet ko sirai ma.
114. You are not allowed to hum or sing while eating.
115. Your grandmum doesnt let you whistle at night.
116. You cant date someone if you are not in love.
117. You have a problem following rules and standing in line.
118. You call anyone rajesh hamal if he has a long back-hair.
119. You wait for someone going "Khali Sisi Purano Kagaj" when you have
loads of beer cans and bottles,
120. You watch korean movie and try to act like one.
121. You miss those mountains you used to see the moment you opened your eyes in the morning.
122. You go out for lunch/ dinner/ whatever in a group and look at the menu
for half an hour and order the following:
a. momo
b. chowmein
c. fried rice
d. chicken chilli
123. You think of titaura and your saliva glands go wild !!
124. You think Toyota Corrolla is the no.1 car in the world!
125. You can sing this song... " super top, ma hun super top... ma luga lai
seto paarchu..."
126. You miss mango tart, wai wai, rara and hatichap chappal..
127. You are good at drunk driving, especially on motorcycles...
128. Your house smells like fried onions.
129. When there is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.
130. You make tea in a saucepan.
131. You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
132. You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.
133. You have a sewing machine at home.
134. Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister-in-law and doesn't talk to her for ten years.
135. You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".
136. You hide everything from your parents.(damn knows me perfectly)
137. Your mother does everything for you if you are male.
138. Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
139.
Everyone always calls you for help on homework if you have previously
studied that subject but doesn't even bother to smile at other times.
140. You know no one who has studied music.(actually I do one person lol bivit)
141.
If your parents let you, You try to go to a university as far away from
home as possible but still come back home to live with your parents
after you had finished.
142. Your best friend got married at the age of 18.
143. You only make telephone calls after 9pm.
144. You like the meat well done. (no medium rare bullshit)
145. You mix onions and tomatoes with everything(nanu pyaaj golbeda halyo?)
146. You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
147. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
148. You say you hate Indian films(/songs) but secretly watch(/hear)them.
149. You teach Westerners swearwords in your language.(damn straight)
150.
You try to order Indian food/chinesefood in thier language to impress
the people you're with but the waiters don't understand you.
151.
But when you see other nepali people you try to speak English just to
prove you can and when you wanna comment on people from other country
you speak pure nepali.
152. You avoid public places when with a
member of the opposite sex,especially if there is an acquaintance
within a 250 miles radius.
153. You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on"
154.
You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you
see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick
you up.
155. You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs overweight.
156. You go back to your country and people treat you like a member of the royal family.
157. You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.
158.
If you are a female Your parents would freak out if you wore a crop top
baring your midriff but wearing a sari with baring blouse is perfectly
acceptable
159. (For females) Your brother had no curfew while you had to be home at 8pm. (more like 3 or right when school ends)
160. You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go.
161. To your English friends, oil is used purely for cooking and not as a grooming aid
162. Your parents have nicknames but only because people they work with just stop when trying to read their names
163. You have annoying middle names like kumar/kumari, prasad or bahadur. (how about twake or ghantauke?)
164. Your mother measures wealth in gold and diamonds
165. Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day
166.
Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try to
demonstrate how well it works whenever they're not fighting.
167. Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.
168. No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit.
169. Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be doctor/lawyer/engineer.
170. You know you are Nepali when your romantic relationships are usually preceded by a brother/sister relationship.
171.
ou know ur nepali when u find yourself forcing someone to hav second
and third helpings of bhat and if they refuse..u find yourself throwing
large amounts of bhat onto their plate or garbage when they're not
looking.
172. You know ur nepali when u find yourself suddenly
gathering a whole load of almighty spit in ur throat makin a noise
like.... Woooaarrkkk!! ... then Thukkaa!
173. You know u are a
Nepali when u gobble down fistfuls of bhat n dal with a splatter, and u
like licking that beck of dal that seep down below ur elbow.
174. You always begin ur conversation saying, "when i was in U.S/aus/uk...."
175. You always say: "Gas station" instead of Petrol pump eventho u know they dont use the term "gas station" here in nepal.
176.
hen u spell any word with a letter "Z"...u prounce the letter 'z' as:
Zeeee; not "Zed" however, u know ppl here wont understand wat u are
saying, but still u keep saying, "zeee, zeee...zeee ke zeee...x y
zeeee"; Zed wont come out of ur mouth.
177. You know you are a Nepali if your parents told you about kumbha ko mela to scare you.
178. You know you are a nepali if you used to scared of bhakundebhoot.
179. You know you are a Nepali if you read this whole thing and realized oh crap they are on to me.
180. If you put your info at sajha in hopes you can find yourself a bride/groom then you are a pure nepali.

SOME OTHERS

• You know you are Nepali if you are about to leave and you keep conversing for 30 more minutes at the door and most of these talks were more important than the ones you were having inside the house.
• You feel obligated to pay for everyone else when eating out with your friends.
• You
  get a kick out revealing to some of your American friends that
  Kathmandu is actually a real place and not just a word invented to mean
  in the middle of nowhere (as in ‘from Katmandu to Timbuktu’)- you
  didn’t know Timbuktu was a real place in Mali, Africa.
• Your American friends ask you if you have climbed mount Everest.- you probably haven’t even seen mount Everest.
• Your favorite Hollywood actress used to be Phoebe Cates- you pronounce Phoebe Cates as ‘fobee cyats’
• You
  go crazy if you can’t blow on your fingers after you touch your neck.
  Or whoever’s fingers that touches your neck. (Natra Gaand aunchha kya)
  – You drive your friends crazy by touching their neck and running away
  before they can blow.
• You think you’re better than Indians.- you dislike India but can’t live without their food and their movies.
• You pretend you can’t speak Hindi.- You think you don’t have an Indian accent.
• You are afraid to step on any paper, or pen (You don’t want to piss off Saraswati and flunk an exam).
• You
  love the pungent, fermented smell of pickled bamboo shoots (tama) and
  dried and aged vegetable leaves (gundruk) + you are drooling at the
  thought right now.
• ‘Babu’ or ‘Naani’ is the default nickname for all male & female kids in the family since the last 10 generations.
• Your conversation with any Nepali you just met always ends up being an
  interview to unearth the degree of association with this person.
  (eh…Gharka?? Lazimpat? Tyeso bhaye timile xyz lai chinchhau??)- 90% of
  the time you end up knowing someone who knows someone who knows the
  person.- The remaining 10% of the time the person is your relative
• You chichyai chichyai boling on
  the phone. You pronounce 'YUM' for 'M'.
• You know you are nepali when People can't tell the difference between your spoken "beach" "bitch" or "beech" (middle in nepali)
• You know you are Nepali if you are obliged to explain someone where Nepali is by asserting 'Its between India and China'
• You know you are Nepali if you think you can bribe the cop by giving him 'chiya kharcha'
  
• You know you are Nepali if your foreign friend asks you if you have climbed Mount Everest provided its not the guy you had to explain where Nepal is.
• You know you are Nepali if when you sit in the front of the taxi you feel like you are playing a video game

IF YOU GUYS HAVE MORE DON'T FORGET TO POST IT.

Not very hilarious

very pathetic

i kinda got offended man.. its not funny in any way.

I do apologize for anyone who feels offended by these ideas however I want to clarify that these aren't mine. I just found them quite humorous mostly because they are true.
"If you can't laugh at yourself then you can't laugh at all"

I didn't read after 15 , 

You know you are a Nepali when ...

1) you use old newspapers to lay down the newly wrapped momos.

2) you are convinced that arranged marriage is the only way out of virginity.

3) you borrow money from anyone who appears before you when in need.

4) you have traveled nowhere in Nepal except Kathmandu or your own village/town and of course all   the other little towns/villages in between that you have passed through.

5) you narrate dialogue from Hindi movies to make a point.

6) you grow a pot belly soon after getting married or after arriving in a developed country.

7) you talk more than you listen though you know you have two ears but only one mouth.

8) you participate in a protest demonstration in front of Singha Durbar.

9) you have attempted reading the first novel in your life titled Namesake by Jhumpa Lahiri

10) you cannot differentiate between "loser" and "looser".

11) your monthly expenses on beer exceed that on haircut.

12) you try to come up with a percentage figure without any valid supporting data. Like saying, 80 percent of people think Panchayat era was better.

13) you think visiting dentist is something you do only if you have a toothache.

14) your friend working at Burger King starts making chicken sandwich when he sees your car pull over in the parking lot.

15) you want to share housing with a fellow Nepali only.

16) you try to end a Sajha thread by saying enough of this bullsh--.

This is a classic one:

"You know you are a typical Nepali if you pronounce "Chance" as "Cha-nas"

Enjoy the Weekend 

What about "Lal Tin" to lantern 

or pronounce the letters 'm' 'x' 'n' as 'yum' 'yux' 'yen'

pronounce dex instead of desk

constantly gets mixed up on the use of  LOSE vs LOOSE and THEN vs THAN

You know you're Nepali if you got to have dal/bhat 2 times a day

You know you are a Nepali with identity crisis when you make fun of everything a Nepali does and look at Nepal with a biased goggles..

In Nepal.... you swear "Bidhya Nas" meaning ' if what I said is not true let all my education be destroyed!'

lol great one guys... Mr. Hyde :D lol

dami lagyo ......great one

 You are Nepali: When somebody touch your throat, you fight your ass off to breathe on their fingers! Has anybody mentioned that. I did not bother to read the lists,  how the hell people get all the time in the Earth  to make such a long lists. Get a life!
p.s. You are Nepali if you think you have better accent than the dhoti classmate at ur college.

I felt asleep when I reached not even quarter-way.........

Some are funny but not all are. Whoever wrote this definitely want to make fun of nepal too. here are some explanation but i got tiered to write all.

1.      
Ganjha is cheap in most of the undeveloped
country and you can find it without difficulties. SO why it is hilarious?

2.      
Not every people smoke with babajis, even if
they used to smoke among friends.

3.      
It’s not hilarious to have currency knowledge. And
of course every country people will know exchange rate of their currency with
other currency with which they are exposed to or with top world currency. It
about your general knowledge and is not hilarious.

4.      
It’s not hilarious to know name of the world landmark
in your language.  Actually it is
hilarious if you don’t know that it is called sagarmatha.

5.      
Being jobless or in search of job is totally not
hilarious. It is due to lack of available jobs than the available candidates in
the market.

6.      
Staying with parents, you have to look things
from the perspective where it is suited or where it is originated. Analyzing
things out of context definitely looks hilarious but it makes commenter looks
pathetic as s/he seems not to have idea about cultural diversity. Even in
developed country people stay with their parents when they are in need of money
or when they need to take care of their parents.

7.      
Supporting china over India due to the fact that
India interferes a lot with your internal issues than china. This happens at
family level too, if somebody interferes too much in your family definitely you
don’t like that people. So is it hilarious point?

8.      
Again, eating rice two times a day, you have to
look at things within its context. How about eating burgers all the time? Isn’t
that funny then? So try to think within context. It all depends on what crops
are available or grown in that place, economy of family etc. I don’t think it
is hilarious.

9.      
About watching Indian movies, definitely it
depends on imports of such things. We don’t have import of Chinese movies so
how should we watch. If Chinese movies were also abundant in market like Indian
and if there was free access to china like India definitely it would have been
same situation. So it’s not funny.

10.  
Not only Nepali, but every national will hate to
be identified improperly. It’s the issue of identity and definitely not funny.
It applies to all.

11.  
Eating with hand, I again say look at things
within context and the situation.

12.  
About marriage, try to respect all cultures.
Cultures changes with the need of society and definitely you have noted that it
is changing too. So making fun of own culture is like making fun of you.

13.  
Dating people from online site, actually it’s
more common to developed country. So why it is applicable to Nepali as funny?

14.  
Do you really think nepali can go professional
only in dandi biyo. If so then you are in 18^th century about info on
Nepal. Try to find more info about sports in Nepal. Its very encouraging given
the limited amount of resources.

15.  
 I bet
that most of the people have tried at least one of gundruk or dhido, even if
they had both of them.

16.  
Having two lives online and real one, its also
true for all people who have access to internet, not only to nepali.

17.  
I never met prople trying to talk in English not
to be recognized as nepali. May be its her/his personal behavior (whoever
wrote) rather than group thing.

18.  
Staying with the people whom you are visiting, again
look at things within culture and definitely that shapes you or how you behave.
Trying to accommodate visitors in own house is kind of appreciation of visitors
in our culture. With this there is more intimacy, sharing of thins going around
etc. But having said that I have never seen people piling up in one room in the
name of hospitability. Imagine if your parents or relatives come to your house
and you make them stay at hotel 2-3 miles down from you place, definitely you
won’t feel good about you. In fact, even if you have to stay at friends place,
you will accommodate visitors in your house. Its respect to them in our
culture.

19.  
Thinking about peoples caste, probably goes with
time and development in the country. But its not funny though.

20.  
People try to study science or engineering ,
esp  doctor or engineer, because these
are the two profession which is always in high demand around the world, not
only in Nepal. Again, with development level, people will be more diverse in
study area. Definitely you can see some indication in field of study that are
being offered in Npeal.

21.  
I don’t know about people hobbies and ANA
meeting. I’ve never been there.

22.  
Don’t know about what you talking’cmmmmmmmaaa”.

23.  
Chatting with nicknames which is not applicable in
real life, that’s true for all people around the world, whoc engage in such
chat. Its not applicable to nepali only.

24.  
Worrying about dowry from the time pf pregnancy,
I’m sure that’s more of problem in India than Nepal.

25.  
So you think that divorcing is good that’s why
people in developed countries do that? So then you have to study seriously
about sociology and anthropology of these developed countries.

26.  
Passing in Hispanic parade, that’s because they
look similar. But its not true for every nepali? Do you think people of Mongolian
origin are similar to Hispanic people?

27.  
I don’t know about bomchom but bomjon or bumjan
is nepali caste.

28.  
Using paper plate as spoon if you run out of it,
definitely that is your good ability to utilize the locally available resources
and it not hilarious.

29.  
Yes, we have more gods. It is strange but not
hilarious.

30.  
Really adding Nep in word makes sound like gay? Idon’t
think so. Even if so what is wrong with that? Looks like you tends to show you
as progressive by making fun of nepali culture but you are not. You still can’t
accept gay and their rights, which is also supported by science.

31.  
Probably Gyanendra is your uncle.

32.  
People can sing song in language in language in
which they feel comfortable. So there is nothing wrong to translate song in own
language.

33.  
Taking most of the candies in plane: probably
you have not seen people other than nepali in plane or you have not travelled
in plane with other people.

34.  
Sabji mandi andHongkong supermarket , I don’t
know whats the point. You didn’t make it clear.

35.  
I think  people from so called developed countries die
for free stuffs than our nepali fellows. And these khaires male will be the
first to bring tampons if they are free. I can bet on it.

36.  
Travelling 50 miles to save $2: you can find
dump people in every country, every community and every race.

37.  
Several songs you referred to never heard. But
some popular songs and popular advertise definitely applies to be nepali and
funny too.

38.  
More goat meat than rice in a plate?
Definitely  Gyanendra is your uncle, as
you mentioned earlier.

39.  
Number 36: yes that point is hilarious.

40.  
Picking nose and ear, looks like you have nepali
phobia or you are blind not to see behavior of white skins.

41.  
Chatting ¾ of the day: look at teenagers
fromother countries and developed countries, then compare.

42.  
Baseball and cricket: Of course you can compare
if there is similarities. Its human behavior.

43.  
Amrican football: ofcourse it’s the issue of
wonder. As rest of the whole world say football to real football (soccer).

44.  
Having tuppi: is this real identity  of nepali? Grow up man. It’s only the
identity of certain communities and even they do not keep it nowadays.

45.  
Everything or everyone is taller if they are
taller than you. It is comparative man.

46.  
Whats wrong with naming most common names in Nepal.
Is it dunnly of khaire name their children name as david, Jason, or Christie or
marry?

47.  
Pronouncing name from different language is
really difficult. I bet that you also can’t pronounce several names from other
cultures or languages, even if you try it several times. Its not wrong with your
name. Its just that you are from different culture.

48.  
It’s the matter of pride if you can kick somebodys
ass in math or science or any other subject. But not funny.

49.  
Knowing US history more than others in class,
again it’s the pride to know more, not the issue of laugh.

50.  
If PM was baje, so they called baje. Old people
are normally called baje in addition to designating bahuns.

51.  
Political knowledge from MK and NB: never heard
of that issue.

52.  
Knowing history, culture and geography of the
place where you stay is not wrong thing. Again its good to have broader
knowledge. But not in the cost of  have
less knowledge about your country itself.

53.  
Not only bagmati and bisnumati, in all places
which is polluted, its better not to take dive.

54.  
Really carom board is best present. May be its
personal like than issue of group habit.

55.  
Yes, there used to be bullying of madhesis. But
not anymore. And this issue id totally not funny.

56.  
I don’t think all people used to get free hair
cut. It definitely is few people who used to show off their physical power. You
cannot say that nepali are gangster  if
you know there are some gangster or don in Nepal.

57.  
Whats wrong with going to shopping with parents?

58.  
Yes there are people who are ashamed to reveal
that they know some language. But it’s a matter of pride if you know more
language than other.

59.  
Dhoti is a race: never heard of it.

60.  
Smell in class: don’t try to generalize your
issues with all Nepalese.

61.  
Of course, ramayan, mahabharat  and chanakya tv serial were made by Indians.

62.  
Use of toilet paper: again try to view issue in
the appropriate context. Same is true to khaires, they are not satisfied with
water. They need TP. So what?

63.  
Nepali cousins as pattu hajurbuwas: Again don’t
try to generalize your or individual behavior to whole mass.

64.  
Going bald before dad: what about his son then?

65.  
Combing your hair with oil for first day of
college: totally untrue though its true if it is for school.

66.  
Adding –ing to nepali words: that’s true and
funny also.

67.  
Of course people who know mustang as place is

1.      
Of course people who know mustang as place is
either from Nepal or people who’ve been to Nepal. Anything funny?

2.      
Looking up for airplane: curiosity human nature.

3.      
Pointing with lips: that’s funny though.

4.      
To ask have you had your food?: time depended.
Courtesy.

5.      
Action pack: there are words or phrases adapted
to local condition everywhere I the world.

6.      
Movie herna aayeko?: it sis funny.

7.      
Three Ds: may be true.

8.      
Festivals means cards and drink: it depends how
is your family.

9.      
Drink w/o chicken chilly and momo. Of course as
they are famous food in Nepal.

10.  
Checking both sides in one way:  it’s a repetition of habit fo checking both
sides in any roads. It’s a good habit. And other people also do that.

11.  
Again, people want to be identified correctly not
only nepalis.

12.  
Money in each visit: depends not true for all
family. It is also love of your relatives.

13.  
Is it wrong to put slippers correctly. I think
people from developed country also do that.

14.  
Laughing and watching nepali tv: means you are
enjoying it.

15.  
Buff means buffalo: is  it real? Should be your personal or
individual issue.

16.  
Not to whistle and sing while eating: try to do
that you wil find how it si uncomfortable to do that.  Food might go into your lungs.

17.  
Saraswati puja: again try to respect all
cultures.

18.  
Dating without love: again issue of viewing
thing context specifically.

19.  
Ordering momo cmin and cchilli after looking at
long time at the menu: it is. But its normal to go through all menu to see
wheter there is something better than what you want to order. Isn’t it?

20.  
Titaura and saliva: it happens, its natural
thing. Not only titaura it happens anything sour like lemons. It totally
natural thing and scientifically proven. If it doesn’t happen then it’s issue
to go to doctor.

21.  
Drunk driving esp motorcycle; yes it’s a big
issue but serious one.

22.  
Now I’m tiered write. Bye.