21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".

says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".

Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".

Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".

Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".

Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".

Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".

Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 70).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"

10. Makes fun of Nepali Standard Time and Nepali Road Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.

7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in Nepal as if he is experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".

4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

Few more important

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to Nepal, even after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Nepali Roads.

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

title should be Top 21 things a Nepali does after returning from USA.
I wanna add one more.
Pokhara visit is must eventhough you been there numerous times.

ha aha ha.. yeah.. :D 

 bittertruth: I didn't do a single thing on your list when I was back home last time and I don't think I'll ever do any of them.
rahasya: you are right about the Pokhara trip.

I said dollar instead of rupiya several times while in Nepal.  Then I caught myself saying rupiya instead of dollar after I returned.

 The only thing I did when I was back home was No. 8 (Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.)
I was trying to show my friends I still love and can eat hot food like chicken chilly but didnt work out.

None of those above statement that I did except saying Zero as a "0" .
But you forgot one main thing, that most likely everyone does, That is saying "Thank you" at the end.

I do go Nepal frequently but one time in 2009, I always take this guy, my high school friend. Ofourse, after staying in states, you do think every waiter or every person doing an ordinary job in Nepal, we try to comapre ourself as we do the same kind here to support while going to school. So, where ever I went, I used to tip a lot even like 500Rs when the bill is just 1500 Rs and even I went couple of times to Casino also. I used to tip every person including the Manager's, the floor girl and the person who cleans the toilet.
At the same trip, I had to apply visa for US and I was at Nabil Bank and I had some issues that I had to give them a copy of my i20 but i left it at home and that section was about to close within 30 mins. They said that they will wait for me if I can bring within 2 hrs. I brought it, we solved and this guy was with me, my friend. After I finsh the task in the bank, My friend told me, "Malai ta kata timile tyo bank ko manche lai ni Tips dinchau hola jasato lagiraheko thiyo".  I laughed at him and I asked him, how do they separate us people coming from States. He told me that our behaviour, the way we speak and the attitude(humble, respect and polite) differenciates us from the others. And moreover, he told me that we have Hands gestures every time we speak.

CHEERS !!! Happy Friday Fellas !!!
 

some of d things u cant jst ignoreee....data not show off n no need LOL

***no need to LOL ** i mean
i didn c it was bittertruth who strted d thread hehe
no cmnts on ur thinkin!!!

I probably did most of em, but I was no way near trying to be pretentious.I would say stuff then right after that I would say it in the traditional way . And most of the time my audience would not even realize it. I guess it depends upon u. I was 18 when I came here, I am 26 now, I was the only Nepali at the college and end up hangin out with bunch of rednecks, blacks and hispanics.I went home last year and I probably said bunch of the stuffs above and others. Not blowing my own trumpet, and I dont think its something to brag about either but it what it is.

Except using credit card stuff. Are you kidding me?? Dai malai ek plate momo... Do u guys take plastic here?? That sure would have been funny..

jantarei bro ley khokekai ho.. pakka biswas cha malai..

bionerd, am actually very interesting person you know.. ek dum sidha.. haasiya jasto..

ronaldo, there you go bro.. 'ek dum daani jasto chau.. ' .. 500 tips.. umm...

lol @nepaliamerican, I do no. 18 a lot.. khai baani nai pari sakyo bhanya..

Great thread!

Things i did while in Nepal:
Tried to cross the road, No the cars dont stop.
Every time i had momo, i asked for a beef momo instead of buff
Got in the middle of Julus while in Newroad. Bunch of 8 year olds lead the julus with bricks and stones.
Had momo for 95% of time.
Felt how expensive every thing had become.
Was surprised how my home hadnt changed a bit. My room was the same i left.
Damn beers had jumped from 85 to 350.
Had to have Newroad ko samosa to get the upper mouth burnt because of heat.
Had street burgers, no they werent good.
Saw a chatpate bhaiya, didnt want to risk another stomach upset damn momo's already did that.

All in all had a good trip.

ask for beef momo.. hahahah.. that was funny...

good luck, you didn't get hit by those cars..

tyo, newroad peepal bot ko chok ma pauney paani poori.. mitho cha tara banauney haru ley singaan puchera , haat nai nadhoi serve gardo rahecha.. waak waak lagera teha dekhi khanai chadi diye..

one thing I felt strange after so many years in here, over there how funny those traffic police look..

other than that, too much crowd than ever before... khutta tekna samma ko thau chaina.. bata ma

 bittertruth, why don't we spend some time together travelling and doing some fun stuff when i'm home next time? you'll see if what i wrote above is true or not. by the way, you might want to add this to the list:
- you still try to fool a conductor in bus showing expired/fake ID card.
i tried (used my university ID card, was valid though) and it worked, haha. i know i shouldn't have done that.

credit card chai prayog garna khojincha hai jahele pani tara chaldaina rahecha chale pani tanna charge garne rahe cha
coke lays haru khoji khoji khaincha
but eta chai exact ulto samasya huncha zee bhannai aaoundai na jati try gare pani zed  huncha

jantarei bro, yeti bhaney pachi ta biswas garnu nai paryo ni...

lol @intelligent guy.. tehi ta kya joker kya first-first time.. zed bhanney baani.. yaha kharey haru walla parera.. k bhancha bhanera herthyo.. tara uta pugey pachi chahi, zed nai bhanincha.. :D 

 Didnt do most of the above, but i had to really bite my tongue to keep myself from saying america this, america that. Didnt want to appear as a show off, you know. Solar just doesnt work in the morning and night. Took cold showers at first, which was a pain and then just stopped showering daily. Prefered to wear clothes again and again instead of washing with hands or making mom wash. etc etc etc

yeah yeah.. yaha ko everyday shower ko baani ley, kathmandu ma chahi.. ali saasti huncha suru-suru ma, pachi pheri ek hafta samma ko baani bascha.. hahahahha

 Who complaints about Jet lag after 2 months upon arrival?