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Posted on 01-09-08 2:03 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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नमस्ते! सम्पूर्ण पाहुनाहरुलाई हार्दिक स्वागत

-- चौतारी - ९३ --
चौतारी
(विश्वको प्रथम र अनुपम ईन्टरनेट आशु-नाट्यमञ्च)

हाँसो ठट्टा र खुसी बाँड्दै, र मुक्तक, कविता, गजल, कथा आदिमा रमाउँदै अनेकन उकाली ओरालीहरु पार गरेर हामी चौतारीको ९३ औं संस्करणमा आइपुगेका छौं। अहिले यस चौतारी सिमाना पूर्व मेचीबाट बढेर जापानसम्म पुगेको छ भने पश्चिम महाकालीबाट बढेर अमेरिकासम्म बढेको छ। अत एव, सधैं घाम लागिरहने पनि यस चौतारीको विशेषता हो। यस्तो चौतारीमा पाल्नुहुने तपाईंहरुलाई कोटी कोटी स्वागत छ। 


'जात,धर्म्,लिंग,राजनिति,भाषा,ब्यक्तिगत रिसइबीमा जस्ता कुरालाइ तिलाञ्जली दिएर मात्रै 'हामी नेपाली' हौ भन्ने र एकआपसमा मित्रभावले रामाइलो गर्न आउनेहरुलाइ चौतारीको बर-पिपल ले हार्दिक स्वागत गर्छ'

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लौ बसुम यही चौतारीमा

सधैंका झैं यस संस्करणमा पनि आगन्तुक पाहुनाहरुलाई Nepe – नेपे दाजी, Birkhe_Maila –जिम्माल बूढा, जिम्माल बा, बिर्खे माइल्दाइ, Dada_Giri – दादा, दादा बुरो, Nepesahila – साहिंला, Poonte – पून्टे दाई, पून्टेदा, Kick – काका, GautamB. –गोताएँ, गोतामे ज्यू, Shree5 – सिरे, Bhaute –भउते, भौतेकाजी, Nepalean - नमे, Amazing – झिल्के, Sandhurst_Lahure – लाहुरे जेठा, Camoflaged – कुम्ले, Miss_me –मास्टर्नी दिदी, मास्टर्नी नानी, मिस्, Pretty – सान्नानी, Uptowngal – ठूल्नानी, ठूली, Tyra – तितौरी, तिरू, Nirman – निरे, Ruina – रूइना, Matrix_rose – पुष्पपुरी, Ocean – मुन्द्रे, Lau_ta_lau – लाले, Bostonian_nepali – बेंसीथाने नेपाली, Sano_kanchha – सान्कान्छा, Ishwor – ईश्वर, Floraj – फुलौरे, ज्योतिष महाराज, World_map – चित्रे, Echoes – धने, Dalli_Resham – डल्ली फुपू, Subha – सुभे, शुभ दिदी, Chipledhunga – चिप्ले, Foe_4_Misty – मिस्टे, Gwanche – ग्वाँचे, Sajha_user – सन्जु, Vata-ta-ta – भट्टे, Gaalab – गाले, Lootekukur- लुते, Sherpini – शेर्पिनी, Ma_chameli – चमेली, Ramkisne – रामकिस्ने, Nepal_ko_chora- नेप्चे, Cerine – सेरू, Yahoooo – यामे, Harke_kailo – काहिंला, Nails- चरिनंग्रे, Bob_dai – बबे दाई, Deep- दीप ज्यो, Gurl_Interrupted - ईन्द्रेणी , Manepaliketa - माने, Kalankisthan - कैले ,Hetterika!! - हरि, Regal - राँगे, रिकुटे, Juggy - जग्गे, मरन्च्याँसे - च्याँसे, ratamakai - राते, Kinjalk - किन्जे, निसान्त - निसब्रो, निसे, ज्योत्स्ना - ज्योति, rahulvai - राहुलदाइ, vivsag - भिबे, sunima_sh - सुनिमा, डाँउडर्नी नानी, Nepalki_chori - नेप्ची, Hi_nanu, dilute - दिले, rajaharischandra - हरिश, chana_tarkari - चने, nvidia - भेडे, nilgiri - निले, chinde - चिन्डे, rpande - पांडे, unfrenrites - फ्यान्टे, npl2us - नेप्ले, thaple - थाप्ले, resaamfiriri - रेस्सम, रामचन्द्रे - रामे, jwai-sap - ज्वाइ, ForEachOther - फरे, IrishSoldier - इरे, khabardar - खैरे, gundrukkojhol - गुन्द्रुके, Manvi - माइली/मुन्नी, Bhunte - भुन्टेदाइ, Durgesori - दुर्गेदिदी, copycat-बिराले, Madness-मदनवा, dhaniyaa-धनिया, downtown guy-दानव, दाने, shabanam - सब्बु, Ritthe - रिठ्ठे, PallaGhareAntare - अन्तरे, parbatya - पर्वते, SurNaTal - सुन्तले, sky - आकासि मैंयाँ, Maverick_-माकुरे Serial-लहरे, Nepkanchhi - कान्छि, च्याङ्बा, kali.keti - काली crazy_love - लप्पू, visitor - बिष्टे आदि चौतारीवासीहरु हार्दिक स्वागत तथा न्यानो अभिवादन टक्र्याउँछौं। 
 



Chautari (Chow-tar-ee) :

(World's first and finest internet IMPROV in Nepali language)

Running since 7 Sept 2005 in a total of 93 editions.


Meet the world's finest school teacher, unbeatable students, mischievous senior citizens,
wildest dreamers, vacationing revolutionaries, rethinking moderates, instant poets,
gifted story-tellers, pot smokers, alcoholics, workoholics, home-makers,
pretty damsels, fierce contenders, homelanders, laa-hoo-rays,
all on the stage of Chautari of Sajhaland.


 
*गोताएँ दाइको ब्लग
*नमेको भेला हुने अड्डा



नयाँ वर्ष २००८ को हार्दिक शुभकामना!!!
 

गोतामे दाइले टाँस्नुभाको कविता
  भारी बोक्यो डोकाले
घर कु-यो ढोकाले
खेत खन्यो भोकाले
लड्डु खायो बोकाले
मेरो नाउँ कोकले
हिडेँ म त झोकले
 
हेर हेर साथी
कमिलाको ताँती
चढ्यो रुखमाथि
आमै कति जाती
भन्नुहुन्छ नाती
हिँड्नु हुन्न राती
 
मेरो नाउँ कान्छु
भनेको मान्छु
तरकारी खान्छु
कापी कलम लान्छु
पाठशाला जान्छु
धर्काधर्की तान्छु
 
 

 

चौतारी भव्य भेला २००७ - नयाँ खर्क को मीठो सम्झना

भ्रातृत्त्व र मित्रता सधैं यसरी नै बाँचिरहोस्
हरेक पाइलामा मीठो सम्झना साँचिरहोस्!!!


Last edited: 09-Jan-08 02:05 PM

 
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लौन यहाँ त को को अै सके छ। म चै उता आफ्नो कथा लेख्दै बिजी थिए। namaste gare hai.


 
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नमस्ते गाम्लेहरू!!!

के हुँदैछ?

अन्तरे दाइ, ठूली, रिट्ठे, राहुलदाइ, लहरे, नमे, नेप्चि भाउजू, दिप ज्यो, सबैमा जदौ!
 
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नमस्ते गाम्लेहरू!!!

के हुँदैछ?

अन्तरे दाइ, ठूली, रिट्ठे, राहुलदाइ, लहरे, नमे, नेप्चि भाउजू, दिप ज्यो, चित्रे, सबैमा जदौ!


 
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पुन: प्रशारित बिज्ञापन-

"अनुराधा"
भाग १७
भर्खरै प्रकाशित भयो। खोजेर रोजेर पढ्नु होला।
ढ्यान्टर्‍याण!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ढिक्चुक् ढिक्चुक!!!!!!!!! ढ्यान्टर्‍याण!!!!!!!!!!



 
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अन्तरे, ठूली, रिट्ठे, राहुलभाइ, लहरे, नमे, नेप्चि भाउजू, दिप ज्यो,चित्रे,हत्तेरिका सबैमा यो सुमधुर् सुक्रबारे जदौ!

सौज्यान  ले रमाइलो कबिता लेखेछ   "बिहान् हुँदा अोछ्यानमा सगै कान्छी साली "
हे हे ।

सबै जाना को के के छ त पीलान हप्ता अन्त को?


 
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हेर यो हरी मैले देख भनेर म नभएको बेला सुतुक चौतारी आएछ।
राहुल दा, रित्थे, हरी, बिस्ते, नेउची दि, लहरे,  सबै लाई दर्शन गरे है।


 
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बिहान बिहानै सबै जना "बार" तिर् हो कि? शुक्र"बार" हो क्या रे।

हामी पनि हाम्रो जमानामा दिन दिनै एका बिहानै "बार्" मा जान्थ्यौं।

किलास छोडेर अस्कल् को फलामे "बार्" मा बस्थ्यौं क्या रे।

बार् मा बसेर के गर्ने होला भन्लाउ, बुझ्ने लाई रक्त चन्दन्, न बुझ्ने

लाई ..................................................


 
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लौ शुक्रबारे  जदौ सबैलाइ। जम्मै को आजको दिन सुखमय रहोस।
 
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हाम्रो बिर्खे दा र भाउते दा आज कता लागे।

नेउछे दर्शन गरे है।

 
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A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it .


A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.

My Dearest Reshma ,


Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options

(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.


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1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... Am I doing it?


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2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:

(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile


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3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:

(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song


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4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:

(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know


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5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:

(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know


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6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...

(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded


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7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:

(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them


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8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:

(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose


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9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:

(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.


**********

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.


If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.


Eagerly awaiting your reply..


Love , Aakash


************ *********

 

Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format ........


Aakash ,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.


**********

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.

(a) Yes (b) No


**********

2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?

(a) Yes (b) No


**********

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?

(a) Yes (b) No


**********

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.

You poked your nose inside..... Right ?


(a) Yes (b) No


**********

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?

(a) Yes (b) No


**********

6) Should I not wait for my best friend ( Anjali ) at the bus stand?

(a)Yes (b) No


**********

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?

(a) Yes (b) No


**********

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?

(a) Yes (b) No


**********

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple . Do you know ?

(a) Yes (b) No


If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.


Hope everything is clear to you .  


**********

 


 
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लौन सबै गाम्लेहरु कता मरेचन।

 
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म जिम्दै चू!


 
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म पनि जिउदै छु,ठुली।
चौतारीका वारीष्ठ हरु कता मरेछन्?
 
 
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चित्रे र राहुल दा जिम्दै भएको कुरा सुन्दा खुशी लाग्यो। अरु को को जिम्दै चन हात उथाम है।


 
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म पनि जिउदै छु,ठुली।

 
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लहरे तपाईं जिम्दै भएको सुन्दा खुशी लाज्यो।
केहो चित्रे, राहुल दा र लहरे मात्रै जिम्दै हो कि अरु नि जिम्दै छ।


 
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म पनि जिउदै छु,ठुली।

 
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ढिला नै भए पनि मेरो सबैलाई शुक्रबारए जधौ । ल सबैलाई हेप्पि  वीकेन्ड्स !


 
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तीन बर्ष पुरानो धागोबाट दादाको अर्को कविता।

Posted on 03-09-05 4:27 AM     Reply | Notify Admin
 
माथिको फोटो त मकुल्लीको पो त।
सरुभक्त जी। मकुल्ली सञ्चै छिन्?कविताको जवाफ मात्र है। अन्यथा नलुनु होला।
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आलु खाएर किन फेरि दिन्छौ, पेडाको धाक?


तिमी मकुल्लीसित नगरकोट थियौ
म सुन्दरीसित मनकामना धाउँदा
तिमी मम को स्वादमा तल्लिन थियौ
मैले मनकामना माईसित सुन्दरी पाऊँ भनी भाक्दा
तिमी रित्तो पर्स टकटकाउँदै थियौ
मैले सुन्दरीलाई सिक्रि पहिराउँदा
बसेको बिर्सौ, परालको छिँडिमा बास?
आलु खाएर किन फेरि दिन्छौ, पेडाको धाक?
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बिर्सेऊ कि तिम्ले गालाको कोठी
तिमीसित सुत्ने मकुल्ली केटी
पोइल गइसकी हजार चोटि
मकुल्ली गई त सालीको के खोटी
मकुल्ली जिस्काएर नदेऊ न, मेरी सालीको धाक?
आलु खाएर किन फेरि दिन्छौ, पेडाको धाक?
*******
एस एल सि दिएको त्यो साल
साली सम्झी मेरा गोडा मलेको, दियौ आज याद
मोरीलाई म्वाईँ खाने बहानामा जब दलेथ्यौ
मेरा यी गालामा तिम्रा ती लोखर्के पुच्छ्रे दाह्री
त्यतिखेरै खाएथ्यौ मेरा लात
गएका दिनका किन गर्छौ बाद?
आलु खाएर किन फेरि दिन्छौ, पेडाको धाक?
*******


 



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I hope all the fake Nepali refugee get deported
advanced parole
ढ्याउ गर्दा दसैँको खसी गनाउच
To Sajha admin
MAGA denaturalization proposal!!
How to Retrieve a Copy of Domestic Violence Complaint???
wanna be ruled by stupid or an Idiot ?
Travel Document for TPS (approved)
All the Qatar ailines from Nepal canceled to USA
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