Natak-land Version 7.0 Beti Revised

Simple Rule of the Brigade: "Be Good and Have Fun."

Nautanki Brigade:
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SNDY-da-brigadier
Cappy-da-killer
Hi_Nanu-da-positive
Loote-da-hawaldar
Cleo-da-hawaldarni
Juggy-da-reporter
Npl2US-da-uss-uss
Flips-da-cucumber
Jack Sparrow-da-test-taker
Thapap-da-technician
Lemony Limca-da-thirst-killer
TL-da-nakkali 1
Rocky-da-rocket-launcher
Hankhora-da-rabbit
Gundruk ko Jhol-da-syrup
Aznshawty-da-nakkali 2
Cerine-da-bored-gal
Worldmap-da-guest appearance
Camoflaged-da-paanwala
Avani-da-riddler
Jyotsana-da-natini
Nails-da-bawarchi
Manvi-da-new guest
ImI-da-dirty-past
Commenator-da-commie
Poonte-da-Dhobini-ko-poi
Titauri-da-titu-pitu
Uptowngal-da-uppu
BathroomCoffee-da-celebrity
Miss_me-da-Mrs-me
Nepal_ko_chhora-da-Jhilke-Gora
Mr.Hyde-da-doubly-abled
Pretty-da-pretty
Mukurdhoom-da-censored
Bikash-da-doctor
Rahulvai-da-dai
Apologies if anyone missed!! :)

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Official Dress: Jeans outfit with Converse boots for official ocassions and Combat with Converse boots on other ocassion
Official Food: Salad
Official Talk: What you eat today??
Official Phrase: Usss Usss!!
Official Quote: Be Positive!!
Office hours: 24/7

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Clinical History:
What started as a hi thread from Hi_Nanu turn out to be infected with malicious virus thus turning everyone who had entered that thread addicted to the trend!! A short step became a milestone on creating brotherhood and sisterhood among (un)known strangers!!And thus generated the movie like life among the people who are joyous enough to share their life, moments, thoughts, smiles, pain and talents!! This is place to be if you want to be part of life, sajha feeling and Nepal!! This is English Version of Chautari-The ultimate brother-sister-hood thread in unicode!!


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Welcome to the Hotel Sajha
You can log off any time you want
But you can never leave
Visit our lastversion here
Nau-tanki-land wishes everyone HAPPY BUDDHA JAYANTI: May Peace prevail where he was born and everywhere!!

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Look who were here..
Hello Capt. saab and Lobhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

YO caps!
bump into him? well, we don't bump into each other offline :(...whenever we do, we do in sajha only :D

cleo is busy working on her facials. she wants to look like zeenat aman now. says she hates being like prabeen babi re. :D LOL !!!!!!!!

hello thapa PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D

sndy ! i had biryani today tyo pani chicken ko :D. i am a great cook *blows his nostrils* :P

nighty night folks!

sndy,
u r in NL so late O: O: O: O: dyamn.. what u doing? living in NL dez daz............

LooTeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thapa PEE,
and what are you doing 4 am in the morning ....that late or that early? :O :P :D.....oh wait, it's 5 am in the east coast, no? ....:O...and it's not even friday :P

hello peeps! a very good morning to all!
got bored this morning....so dropped by. :-)

Hello wonderful people............

Loots, so I don't have to worry about bhai tika bhoj ho?? U'll cook ni hoina?

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Ahemmm...ahemm *Clearing throat*

Greetings Folks!

sndy - What's the theme for today? Crushes again? Hhehe

thapap - Working hard or is it insomnia? Hope everything is going well. :-)

Loote'Kewl' - Hello

TL - Where you huh?

Will catch up later. Till then have a wonderful afternoon!

Hey Flips..ki haal hai?? We haven't heard about your crush sachai..let's hear it na..

Juggs, hope u're doing well now :)

Lobhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, afu ni? Mine was 7 p.m.

.Hello thapap, LooTe, sndy and flip flop.

he he he crushes re!! la la sunne aba paleti kasera. :-)

yo'll
w'as happening?

Hyaaaaa Camo, kati choti sunne ho?? Achamma cha ba..

Good Morning Louly Nautankiis..
Jug Bahadur: Lost?
Nepte: Busy?
LooTe: getting all the time in the world?
SNDY:addicted to wonderful people.
Flipsy:Vicks ki goli lo..kich kich doooor karo.
Captaan:NOW tell us who got a big "Dodge"?? Tea Host lost, rest of the ghosts shocked...we just asked you to get a dam marnay estove..couldn't find one? Ason chok ma paaucha ..:-)
Nanu Bhai: light Quote la..pls!
JS:books, test,work...all that you have in your dictionary hai..what's up Bro?
Camo:I am still laughing about turbulance ..hahaha..you better set your altimeter right dude.. any minute you will be above the bay of bangal if you keep refreshing sajha nautankiland....LOL
Commentator:btw, it was not funny.
Big hello to thapapeeeeeeeee and Rockyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
see u around tweetie pies..
;-P

Usss ussss Camo..hatar hatar palayti kasayra ray kya..kati naai interested..afno chai bhandaina.. ..laa timi nai suru gara..hamro ta old, gold,dama dole bhaisakyo..Palayti kasda khyal gara hai..don't forget that you are wearing dhoti.. we don't want to know what brand you wear..LOL

:-)

oh my god....khoi ta mero naam tamang di....am not surprised though....good evening natakland ko sabai jana lai ....beluki ko 8 bajna lageko cha....chutti thiyo tara office ma ma bina kaam nahune bhayeko le ma kaam ma aayera yeso natakland ko sabai lai darshan dindai chu......bharkhar prawn masala sangha bhat khayera aayeko peet tanna bhayera chalnai bhayeko chiana.....euta jasto lambart n butler bhanne churot pani chatta layera mitho mani mani dhuwa ma udai diye.....asha cha tyahi dhuwa ko ananda jastai sabai natak land ko sadasya haru sabai ko din hos ya raat ananda purbak bitne cha......bakwas nagarum kaam garne bela bhayecha....j hos time bhayo bhane 2 ganta pachi pheri ekchoti ghundruk ko jhol sabai lai taste garauna aaune chu......jai natakland

love ghundruk ko jhol

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sndy: bhannus na bhannus, dosro tesro chautho... keep going ke, we are here to listen everything.

TL: ha ha ha!! don't you dare remind me that again and again. Could not sleep at all last night. I almost came NauTankiLand at about 3 am and then again thought that it was not a good idea..... This morning, I found Thapap was one step ahead of me, he already babbled here in NauTankiLand early in the morning. :-)

Have a good time here. Byasta ahile :-)

Camo bhaijaan, bhayo, yo umer crush ko kura garne hoina ni..yeso Bhagwaan ko puja garne ho..baru mantra santra aucha bhane sikau na saathi ho :)

Nautanki Pooja- "kurikuri dajai chauree ko poi"..............................................

It was already 21:45 when my phone rang at my quarter at the east brigade. I hate late callers but picked up the phonethinking an emergency call. "hey Nepte you gotta be here at the west coast brigade at 11:00 sharp tomorrow morning." said SNDY from the other end. She told me she has organised a Pooja at our brigade. that is very un-characterstic of Nautankies i thought. i asked her what kind of Pooja it was. she said CNC Jugnaath pooja. i had heard Satya Narayan pooja but never heard of CNC Jugnaath Pooja before. "Well, i think they do Satya Narayan Pooja to please Satya Narayan bhagwan, so this pooja must be meant to please our Juggy da CNC at Nautankiland, after all he has not been in the Nautankiland for a while", i thought. That's a good reason for Pooja for nautanki loving Nautankies, i thought.

I personally do not want to attend any Poojas, not because i am a non believer. Pooja just refreshes my unpleasant memory of my child hood where i was punished very badly when i said "kurikuri dajai chauree ko poi" moving my childish index finger up and down at Pundit bajay. "kurikuri dajai chauree ko poi" is nepali version of "shame shame...." and usually used at children when they are unwilling to wear undergarments. it is meant to train children to hide their private parts- bluntly speaking. there i was - a all trained kid of about five years happened to witness Pundit bajay's what i was not suppose to. and started "kurikuri dajai chauree ko poi" right at the middle of shanti swasti mantras he was chanting while scattering droplets of water at all of us. That was all they needed to punish me. My index finger was bent and almost broke, a big slap on my soft cheek that almost sounded like a clap was good enough to continue the interrupted shanti swosti episode. They just had the height advantage over me not to witness what i did to start "kurikuri dajai chauree ko poi" that night. Anyways, i had to be at the west coast brigade for Pooja no matter what! after all the way SNDY talked to me over the phone was more like an order than a cool invitation.

I was at the west coast 10:45 sharp. I asked the RP at the door where the Pooja venue was. He was unwilling to disclose the confidentiality of Nautanki till i showed him my ID. He gave me a huge salute that scared the crap outta me. Must be Col. Camo's trainee, i thought and headed to the Pooja place.

SNDY had chosen to do Pooja under the big Pipal tree. Pooja had already begun when i was there. I saw two Pundit Bajays at the Pooja place. SNDY is real to bring Juggy back i thought. I noticed myself holding my index finger after i saw bajays. I have put some height so i don't have to worry about breaking it this time- i thought. And was much more relieved to see Loote following Bajays every where they went. "Loote dont dare to do "kurikuri dajai chauree ko poi" i said to in my head and grinned at myself with a long sigh of relief.

Pooja place was real cool. it reminded me of Dakshin kali picnic back home. Where i could smell the burning incenses and smoke coming from burning green leaves that Flipty collected to make some "malpua" for Pooja. And when SNDY rang the Pooja bell periodically, i almost said "Bolo Dakshin kali Mai ki Jay!" I was very happy to be there. However i was very much surprised to see Pundit bajays. They were not anybody ordinary. They were our Gen. CH and Col. Camo.

Gen. CH had his head shaved and had kept Tuppi for this Pooja. He had red chandan on his forehead that went upwards on a straight line from between the eyebrows to the end of the parietal bone. it looked like a surgeon's mark to precisely run the scissors during operation. he looked more than Chandakya than Gen. CH that i have known for past couple of years. Whereas, Col Camo looked more like Dronachrya with all that hair that one could notice on the upper part of his body where his leather dhoti had not covered. He had a red round tika on his forehead, which looked like as if sun was rising from his forehead.

By the time i got to observe everything Pooja seemed to be over. SNDY was chanting mantras while circling her right hand with a bundle burning incenses. Her prayer in front of CNC juggy's picture went like this:
Tume wa mata cha pita tume wa
Tume wa bandhu cha sakha tume ba
Tume wa bidhya drabyam tume wa
Tume wa CNC ma ma deva deva!
After this prayer she saluted the picture and prayed a loud for him to come back. it was Gen. CH's turn for prayer. He did everything like SNDY did and saluted the picture. Then after Col. Camo followed and repeated the same ritual. However, when he saluted the picture the button of his dhoti came out. No wonder i was noticing him walking weirdly before. TL did not take the right measurement of his waist. The button came out with speed of a stone from a catapolt at 30 degrees angle and followed the trajectory till it landed at Flipty's right ear where she was still making maal pua. Apparently she got hurt, i could tell the way she fell on the ground. all of a sudden:
SNDY: Nepte you titar bitar. her command was furious. i think she thought i would come with some sarcasm as usual. that was the first time i had seen her face that day. she had made three lines of bigut on her forehead, at which her long nose was making 130 degrees angle. i could see her nostril flared when she made that order. At the same time i saw TL rushing to Col. Camo with other dhoti, she tossed dhoti without looking at him.
npl2us: yes ma'am. i was in satark position but i could feel my index fingers moving up and down as if i was doing "kurikuri dajai chauree ko poi" at Col. Camo.

I turned around and fled the scene without breaking my finger this time while calculating the force of impact of that button on Flipty's ear on my way back. It must have been tough on Flypty to survive that shot of a button. And tougher for SNDY and TL at insisting Col. Camo to wear leather dhoti specially when everything happened in front of their Nepte. And toughest was for Gen. CH who did not have a clue how to react at that situation. he just kept his mouth wide open as if he was ready to swallow three- four maal puas at once. i do not know what happen next. " Aint they lucky me not being a minute more there after the button incident? I bet they are!" i am thinking.

In Jest!

whoever wants Jugnaath's parshad from Pooja they can call SNDY da bridadier.:-----)

tic tok tic tok!!!!!!!!!

what happened today? the thread nearly went out of the main page, so i had to bring it up!

sndy, you too bg bhaneko? :P

TL, i am a bit less busy today, so! :D. did you get a chance to hold your TEE? any weekends plan on it?

hyde, sup! good to see you mate!

GKJ, how goes? how's life in iraq?

Flips, how you doing?

Camo, bg huh? :D

hi to all the folks..

okay, my job is done now that the thread has been pushed up :D

I could give you the biggest award for that Nepte...that was simply genius ...I had to go out of my office and laugh out loud..maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, u're too good !! Made few calls..:) it was amazing Nepte..once more, once more...(standing ovation)

Sorry, Loots, bg bg..yes..kahile kahi ta aafu pani bg hunu paryo ni ta..

.LOL npl2us bro!! ha ha ha!! when I saw so many "Camo"s in your story, first thing that came into my mind was"Man, not again!!" he he he!! That was a nice one!! he he he!!

Hi sndy, kasto busy hoisieko hau? chaukidaar ko chha ni aaja?

Hello LooTe bro: byasta matrai hoina "Asta Byasta" bhannu paryo. :-)