Trying to help a good fren here in Sajah => Beneddict

According to him ...
1) Underwear is a very evil and villianous character
2) Yet he seems obsessed about him
3) According to him he has multiple usernames here -> sexy in haku patasi, underwear, logan ko vinaju, logankobaje, haku is back, thankeswor ..... to name a few
4) I personally habe not interacted much wid him but some of his posts are very funny so i enjoyed reading dem....
5) Beneddict keeps on warning other users about how mighty evil is underwar is ...... and brings dis topic a lot .....

So what is the truth ?

Bennedict,

Short answer - I do not fucking know, I cannot control things that are beyond me.

But have you ever, ever, ever thought that maybe because you are so naive, dumb, gullible and stupid as a flying fuck that your pea size countryside brain could never fathom group of people in sajha, who are dormant otherwise appear each time when I do to rile you up? I mean do I look like a type of guy who makes it so obvious to a lame guy like you?

Regarding my salary, you and your angels both know very well I make more than you and your family combined with your H1B brother in law.

Based on my writing, one liners, wise cracks, repartee and humor, do you really think I did my MBA from UT Arlington or NC State? It takes cojones to make oneself both popular and infamous. I write blogs, I also make YouTube videos, my passive income might even be more than your monthly salary.

You are that one junebug who believes in every possible conspiracies who will soon disappear into oblivion.

Ciao.

To whom it may concern:

P.S.

बेनेडिक्ट भाया, तपाँई एक ठु कुनै डक्टरवा को मिलेर दवाई ववाई खाईलिनुस। मुफत मा क्यौं इत्ना भारीभर्कम टेन्सन आफ्नो शरमा बोकेर बस्नुहुन्छ? मेरो एक दु साथिहरु साईकियाट्रीस्ट बनिलियेको छ, फ्रीमा इलाज गरिदिन्छ मेरो जिग्री दोस्त भनेपछी, बात करुँ?

साकियात्रिस्टको मलाई हैन यो सबै नामहरु क्रिएट गर्ने सुत्रधारलाई जरूरत छ। यत्रो भारी भर्कम टेन्शन सरमा लिएर थरी थरीको रूप, बोली, बचन शैली गर्नेलाई कत्रो डर होला वहाँ कहिले धोती फुस्कने हो भनेर। तपाईं पनि है। उँहाको धोती फुस्केको अवस्थाको ज्ञान त छ मलाई। अब फेरी फुस्क्यो भने त साझा बाट सन्यास लिए भो हो।

तपाईं भी। यो अण्डर्वेर अथवा हाकु, लोगन्या बा्जे आदि सगँ मेरो कुनै लेना-देना छैन भाया, म त हेरिहाल्नुस फगत एक लेखक हुँ, एक दु ठु कहानी लेखिहाल्छु। नयाँ कथामा हेरिहाल्नुस कि के भयो भने कि संयोगबस तपाईंको नाम सगँ मेल खान गयेछ पात्र्‍को नाम, लेकिन हजुरले याद गर्नुभो भने त्यो पात्र्‍को असल नाम चाईं डिक बहादुर हुन्छ ना कि बेनेडिक़्ट जुन हजुर को नाम हो। जे सुकै हो, नो हार्ड फीलिन्ग्स है भाया!

Bennedict,

Why do you embarrass yourself time and again bro? Your naivette sets new bar each time I read your post. Do this - since you are in Boston, take San out for dinner and clear the air, I will get you a table in Central Square if you want. That is - unless you think me and San aren't the same person.

But let me tell you a short story so you will not keep embarrassing yourself. Quite honestly your lunacy isn't funny anymore.

Mr B is a good person. He has a decent job, takes care of his family, believes in ethics and integrity and considers himself a member of a civil society. He follows Gandhi and Mandela and still embraces the ideology forged by his Nepali teacher in rural Nepal. He listens to few old English numbers, watches Hollywood classics, listens to Gulzar and Mehdi Hassan and believes he is an epitome of class and decency.

The only caveat - he is no fun. He lacks, charisma, his looks are pedestrian, his English proficiency circumscribed within the confines of the research paper he struggled to write in grad school. And above all, his sex life that draws parallel to Saibaba. Non existent and vanilla at best.

But his wife wants adventure. She sits all day watching culinary shows on YouTube and porn when she's not. She wants someone to go down on her, talk dirty to her, make her laugh, she wants to moan, clench her jaws and orgasm, something her husband Mr B thinks it is not so lady like.

Then comes Mr U. He is aware of the situation, he takes advantage of the situation, visits Mr. B's house at noon, gives everything B's wife wants and keeps her happy.

Mr L, Mr G, Mr N somehow figure Mr U is banging Mr B's wife. They take their chance and soon Mr B's wife is fucking with half a dozen UNTIL her husband, Mr B himself, discovers she is fucking Mr U. Frustrated, he goes to the bar and belts few tequila. In the meantime Mr L is banging his wife and narrowly escapes through the window as Mr B brings his drunk ass home.

Mr B, aware of the open window and stains of cum in his bedsheet believes it is Mr U again. In next days Mr G and Mr N visit Mr B's wife, show her a good time and take that window route as he parks his car downstairs. Each day, as Mr B comes across that open window, he believes it is Mr U who is doing his wife.

But he cannot say anything to his wife because he is a loser, and cannot get his thing up, so he whines all the time with his friend.

Bennedict, you lame ass stupidest weirdo who has ever walked this earth, now listen carefully -

Mr B is YOU
Mr U is ME
Your wife is SAJHA.COM website
The monikers you think I have are Mr L, Mr G and Mr N
Your friend is your lame threads.

Makhula maampakha?

यी दुइ पात हरु चै राति राति दुइ प्याक चडाए पछि यो साझामा लारो लारो कुरा गर्न आउदो रहेछ ।म्याम्पाखा भटमास को तेल हरु

That was the lamest and the stupidest analogy ever told. I ain't gonna stretch this at all. Just feel yourself lucky that I did not use that proof ala 'Turup ko ekka' on you yet. Mind you, it is still safe in my phone somewhere. Looks like you are not giving up with your meaningless gibberish still!

तुरुपको एक्का रे, लोल्ज। गफ दिने नि हद हुन्छ नि, तपाँई बाउको छोरो हुनुहुन्छ भने देखाउनुस पुरुफ। जनता जान्न चाहन्छन !!

P.S. मेरो कथामा एस्सो लाईक/कमेन्ट हान्दिनु न प्लिच

Sanaklal,

Bennedict,

Ace up your sleeves? Really? What is stopping you? Here I am opening your rear end as wide as Bramhaputra river, what else do I need to make you mad? Bring it on. Gloves were off a year ago.