Newton's Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion
Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method: Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Nepali Police Method: Catch any animal and interrogate it and torture it to accept that its a Lion. Now lets kill the lion...
Shahbaz Sharif's Method : Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
Police Muqabla Method: Send Police around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping!
Star Plus Method: Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest,followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !
Yash Chopra (Indian Film Director's) method: Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.
Govinda method: Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
M. Gandhi method: Save ! the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.
George Bush Junior's method: Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him!!!
Suhaib Akhtar'smethod: Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.
Sardar ji's method: drink poison and let the lion eat u.
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" Star Plus Method: Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest,followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !
Yash Chopra (Indian Film Director's) method: Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location."
Indian method: Slowly move ones border towards where the lion lives, and drive the lion out of it's territory to other lions' territory where the lion will be killed by the other lions.
1) Go to forest. 2) Catch an animal (Does not matter which) 3) Interrogate him, asking 'Bol Tu Sher Hai' until the animal says 'Haan mein sher hun ab to chhod de mera baap' 4) Kill the 'Sher'
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To Sajha admin
Problems of Nepalese students in US
Mamta kafle bhatt is still missing
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seriously, when applying for tech jobs in TPS, what you guys say when they ask if you have green card?
Are Nepalese cheapstakes?
Nepali Psycho
MAGA denaturalization proposal!!
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