I got this mail and would like to share

TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......

AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT !!!!!!

 

WIVES DEFINED BY DIFFERENT PERSONS



DavidBissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her.



Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.


Socrates
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.


Anonymous
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.


Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,
"What does a woman want?


Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go
to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft
music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."


Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It's called marriage."


James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
second one didn't."


Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.


Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...


Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.




Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.


Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.


Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can
have mine."


Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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OMG this posting is too funny. And yes, though I am a woman and after reading the yekloyatri's warning and disclosure, I proceeded to read his whole posting. I thoroughly enjoyed his writing and my end thought was like .... Oh, poor guy. Kasto pidit rahecha yo keta. It is well put together and entertaining even for women. It is always good to see things from a different angle and to get a diverse perspective on things. This is what makes life interesting. As we all know we are all entitled to own opinion based on our own life experiences. It is a good thing that San has offered us a platform to express our feelings. While reading another thing that struck me was that it is other guys who are busting yekloyatri's chops for making insulting remarks about women. This is very refreshing.

 

It is always good to read different writings especially when it is free of grammatical and spelling errors. And too when the person makes no head or tail of what he is trying to express and just babbles away. So good job Yekloyatri ... from an independent, confident and single professional Nepali woman - Anamika1.

 hilarious !    nearly missed this thread.  

The Advantages and Disadvantages of Marriage

   I think there are advantages and disadvantages to being married. The advantages include:

• Unconditional love, stability and consistency—You don’t have to worry about dating, breaking up, etc. There is one person you love and will love you for the rest of your life.
• Lower cost of living—A married couple tends to have more free time and/or more money because the cost and work of a household are shared by two.
• Confidence—It is very reassuring to know that there is a person who loves you and only you no matter what and who lives to be with you. That sort of commitment can give you a tremendous comfort and confidence.
• The potential for children—Inside a stable marriage it is possible and extremely easy to have and raise children.

There are also disadvantages:

• You are locked in with a single person—If you like to be with a different person every week, marriage is not for you.
• You give up a great deal of freedom—Every decision will now be a compromise between two people.
• You are going to have to work to maintain and build your human qualities—Trust, loyalty, commitment, kindness, patience, etc. are not easy. You have to work at these skills every day in a marriage to become better at them. If you are not willing to put in the effort, you will fail in the marriage.

If you find that you cannot deal with one or more or the disadvantages, then that tells you that you should not get married.

Okie, so your ultimate plan is to rip our honey pots?

Had heard that humans make mistake, but now after meeting you, I’m convinced that even god makes mistake.

FYI, you wouldn’t have gotten my unabated encouragement if you hadn’t got in like a cat and had cast your gloomy pall over the thread by talking the hind leg off a donkey!

You can put up that post of yours in a cartoon exhibition, and let me warn you, don’t label them as “fun” & “entertainment”, otherwise the visitors will blow up your nose.

Never wanted to be a dream breaker, but well…….., I’m afraid that your dream of breaking the honey pot will just remain a mere dream,‘coz I REALLY DON’ T GIVE A MONKEY’S TO YOUR UPCOMING CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC!

That’s all!!

May lord bless you(& also stuff some brain in thy head)

This is not so funny....

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me?
She replied: No!
And the guy lived happily ever after.

 

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