John Galt le hansayo..."she might eat you alive" re. These are all hypothetical love letters with my hypothetical responses hoina hajur?

Hi Frost ji, And we meet again at the fork of the road not taken!

:)

hey sitara, thanks for the colorful banter. It was fun! All i can say is, thank Guru Nanak that I have not had to do something like this in real life. Maybe that usofa has had better luck.

The pleasure was mine, Zalim! And thank Guru Nanak for me too.

thank guru nanak for what?

zalim.

uhh...probably for not writing any letters...is it so sitara?

Zalim Singh= Sikh name. Thank God= Thank Guru Nanak.

कि कसो ?

Dear beloved, Bobby:

Stand not at my doorsteps,
for you may not find me waiting;
I shall meet you half way,
and save you more than a mile;
hold not my heart,
into your own keeping;
For you may find it burdensome,
to match the rhythms within the smile.

Wear not my emotions,
for they be far too complex;
hold not the snow in your hands,
for they may seep through your fingers;
catch not my spirit,
for the elusive cannot be contained.

But I will walk with you,
to the land of the midnight sun;
in the plays of light and shadow,
through the diverging wooded path,
though harsh, unrelenting it may be;
But I cannot promise you my future,
For it does not belong to me!
It belongs to the house of death.

Yours sincererly,
Dearest


:)

hey romantics,

how about this letter..

Dear miss so & so..

You're Cleopatra and I'm Ceaser, I'd be your slave and my Empire's yours and i'll grow it further for you..

hehheehe

That wud be awesome

Or..in simple terms

I'll work hard to earn the crown so that you can call me Raja...I'll make it a point to come home in sweet mood, even after hanging out with frens..i'll give you lot of space if you'd like to get your manicures done, i'll be there for all your shopping needs, your (mine) bills paid in time, encourage you to endavour higher achievements in life, be kind enough to throw a dime to the begging stopperby, play the loveliest music to your ears, get the bath ready after you come home from work, help cook dinner and do the dishes as well, freshen each laundry with utmost care, take you out to one adventourous place each weekend, tell my mom that i'm the best woman in the world, hug you more than just wham bam..hehe...and of course make it a point to give multiple O's...and if i can't do this teeny list of errands i'll walk away with flowers in the doorstep so the next goodlookin worthy guy will pick it up to hand it over to you...and I swear I love you..

YoURS TRULY

dot.dot.dot.

BAKAWAS THREAD!!!!!!

Hushpups...What if a guy can only satisfy from " hehe...and of ................................O's...." ?

I was just wondering what if the guy does amazingly well in THIS criteria alone, would he be considered good enough to 'stay' with?


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Katti bhale ho yeuta pothi ko lagi.... Sitara,,, timrai dashain ako cha:p. Kaha matra bhaune;) LOL. Hehe.

In jest,
IndisGuise:)

In order to get to O's the appetizers are mentioned serially..hehehe

Thuikkkaaa...tyaso bhena ni hushpapini:P Anyways, random bhako bhaye, ma ni maidan ma utrinthe.
Hehe.

Lu ta aja lai yeti nai majak... and good luck with ur O's.

In jest,
IndisGuise.:)

Hush puppy:
Good one! I should hire you to write my lop letters. I am actually running out of ideas!:)


Indi... tyahi ta... timi pani kahan matra dhaooney hoina? :P


Thanks guys for a great laugh. USOFA ji, I hope you have some ideas now. Are you ready to propose yet? :P


In peace!

hahahhahhaa ooopsy daisies..
peace peace

newuser bro, zalim bahut khush huye, aapke manasik kshyamata dekhkar...bahut khub...

sitara, i was gonna say, your poem is like a sweet frosting on this thread, but it seems like this thread has outlived its april 1 deadline and seems to be going strong...

hushpuppy, what you need is not a love letter, but a rap song....

here goes...

hush hush puppy (sing to the tune of ice ice baby).


Yo VIP, let's kick it

hush hush puppy, hush hush puppy
All right stop, collaborate and listen
Hush is back with a brand new lopeletter
She my cleo and i'm the man julio
'N I go about serving her daily and nightly
Will I ever stop? Yo - I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll show
To the extreme, I'm gonna rock the bed like a vandle
Light up a cigarette after i'm done with the big O.
Oh yea..

hush hush puppy, hush hush puppy

OOOOOO..........OOOOOOOOOOOOO.............OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO................thank you zalim..

wink wink..

peace ..ok im gedttin outta here bye
(blush) (blush)

जालिम सिंहजी,
आपका आदाव मुझे अर्ज नहिं है क्यौं कि मैने सम्झा नहिं।

he hehe hehe.This Thread is getting more and more horny -sorry -funny. Thanks to Indi, Hushpuppy and Zalim SIngh

now this thread has officially been rated R, or M for mature.

hushpuppy, i need a cigarette bad.


newuser bro, me sirf ye keha raha tha ki me aapke deduction se bahut prasanna huwa.

and i thought u had a cigar..smokeles.......damn......i'd dead hahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahhahaahhahhahahaahahhahahahhahahahhaaaa


nice lady..
hush

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