okay, everyone, let's have some fun!
here is my kabita....

"Hijo Raati"
Paani aayo
Jaado bhayo
Eklai thiye
Raksi piye
Lotne, matne
Tapai laai dhatne
Maile tyattikai lekhe
Sapana matra dekhe....

mero side bata;)

palpali je ko kavita ko thread
hoina k ho yasto sabai ek se ek?!

bihana uthera ekchin basket ball khelnu gaye
farkera ekchin saathi ko saato khaye
suteko sutai kumbha karna jastee mere saathi
uthdai nauthnee khanai diye pani tyas maathi

kapal jatkardaii aye room ma sajha chiyaunaa
kholeko ta kavitai kavita bhayee ma ta dangaa
ek se ek kavi ko bhela raicha ma pani chire kusukka
wiz_kid jee ko kavita le ta paryo malai danga.

:o)ruIna

indisguise;

k ho sali sali bhanchau
bujchu ma timro niyat maathi
timro story sunnai lai kureko kurai
hya
timi ta alchi raicha ruwayo dhurukkai

class ko kurai nagara samjhene man chaina
chutti ma pani timro class bahek kura chaina
padhcha ni baru bhana kaslai padhna lagau
maile ta padhe kasam nabhye marrijau

aha aha kasto ramailo dhago
aja maile suneko indi ko pani cha salo
khissa haschau bhanera lekheko yo
rishayau bhanee huncha timrai mukh kalo


thank u
hehe

La mero tarfa bata pani auta jhoor kabita, ek dam original ...he he he :)

Kur kur makur kur
Hastipur bastipur ke chha timro sur
pirati lagaune cha ki chaina sur??
Himal ko hiu; Hiu paryo chulida
Maan ko yo ghau, Pokhu ma ko sita??
Juneli rattai ma chari karayo
Timro ta maya le hoshai harayo!!!!

Ardent bro,
Maile chai yesto sunya thiye..........

Kur Kur ma Kur kur kur
Kur Kur Ma kur kur

Aalepur Malepur
Basyo maya ghur

laure gagan ko malai aasha cha timro jovan ko
laure gagan ko malai aasha cha timro jovan ko
khane bhaye khau pani sarera
jane bhaye jau maya maarera
kala kala baakhra ko baadkula
teso naa bhana gala maa chaadkaula
mohi ramro laine bhaise ko
timro ra mero maaya juni juni ko
taala dhunge dhara maa tama ko gaagri
timro peerati maa taa laye sasura lai chaakari

yo thread ramro cha
malai jeevan ko khacho cha
maya ko raash nun bina khaalo cha
ke garne sajha ko yehi nai reet cha

chha pani bajyo
uthni bela pani bhayo
aayo mero maanma
mero pyaro sathi ko samjhana

samjhida samjhidai
samaya pani bityo
mero kaam ko lai
aba dhila hune pani bhayo

ahile chu kaha?
yehi sajha ma nai
thread haru herda herdai
samjhiyo euta kura

mero sathi le ta kahi
herdaina yo sajha posting?
lekhnu parla ek din
mero maan ko kura yehi

ahile le lai yettinai
jane aba tettikai.....

wow- y'all were busy last night! thanks everyone for contributing! prem charo ko kati ramro chha ni! but the title of this thread is "BAD" poetry and, frankly, some of you are too good....tara, ho ta, meera, you are, without a doubt, the winner! prize pauna laai, st louis chhodera ny tira aau na!

hmmmm....okay, here we go....
terai maa ghumda, piye lassi
dashain maa khaye, mitho khasi
tihar maa laxmi laai puja garay
amrika aaunda maya ta maray
bhai tika maa phul haru bokay
amrika maa basda, yo chalan rokay
ahile wahaako yaad sadhai aaune chha
ma ta kahile pharkana paune chha?
ma chahi euta palpali keta ho
tara pani seto bhayeko chhala mero

(;-D)

is there second prize too?i
nepalma hunda ramri bhaeko ma dkshina pauthein..
ahiley ta bf le suddha birthday birsidincha..
thanksgiving ko turkey ra new year's ko raxi bahek
yahan kehi chaiina aroo gift ka sahaek..

first prize ke hola?
second prize pani ramraii hola...
je prize bhaepani tapaii ko kabita ko sangralaya tapali laii mubarak
malaii kabita lekhna llaii sochna laii ek batta khukuri churot pathedino hola..

churot ko dhua bhanda bhang ko sugandha dheraii ramro hundorahechha..
palpa bata ek bora bhang pani mero second prize ma sameti pathedenu hola
harey shiva!! nepali shabda pani kati kati..kun shabda khahan jancha bhani thaha chaiina
ma chahin back to back books ma lagggey tappaii enjoy your day and don't forget my gifts..

hey meeru, mero naam leko
ma aagadi auda, lajayera bhageko
ma ta busy aajkal, mero happy days
exam pani cha, padai sakina alikati
dherai padyo, it really pays.
***
ussko bare ma, sochna rokna sakina maile
rati nindra lagdaina, bhok chaina kaile
uusko aawaz kati mitho, suni jaasto lagne
malai k bhako ho, maile k bhanne?
tha thieyna yesto huncha, ma ta pagal bhaye
lau na sathi ho mata jilla, ma kaso gari pare!

Palpali G le nepotism garyo
mero first prize by default aru lai gayo :(
Aba mero sali lau bhutro pauchau
Eklai basi bichod ko gana gauchau. ;)

Dine bhaye deu malai super first prize
natra raat dinu parla ekantama silent cry(z).

Ruina tweets, cha ni mero salo
timro bhai ardent lai mithai deko jhola ma halo
aba ma risau ya khissa hasau k farak parcha ra?:(
Dhunga jasto mutu ma pani katai phool fulcha ra? :p
(La la hase hase ;))

Katha padchau khusi lagyo
pahile ko jasto maya kahile lekhchau?;)
birsina ta birsiou mero din
Shhhh.. kehi nabhana ekchin.

Jai shiva shankar jai boom bhole,
Feri jani najani maile aja sajha khiole.

Rakhchya gara prabhuuu rakshya gara. :)

IndisGuise:)

Lol @ Hushpuppy

Ok here goes my 2nd jhoor kabita in this thread !!

Timi ra ma
Ma ra Timi
Bicchma Khola
Kasari Tarne hola ??

Timi ra ma
Ma ra Timi
Bicchma timro Dad
Kasari bolne...how sad!!

Timi ra ma
Ma ra Timi
Bicchma timro Sis
Kyaaaaaa Thiss!!!

Timi ra ma
Ma ra Timi
Bicchama hamro bhet
Ma ta ekkai nazar ma bhayechu chet !!!

Timi ra ma
Ma ra Timi
Bicchama hamro pirati
Kahile bhiee garne ta Malati??


Thank u!
he he he

maya pirati, maya pirtai
kati karako, hyaateri
malai ta bhok layo, bhat khane k!! :(
bhat dinnas bhane, ghar choddinchu k!! :(
k re?
ghar chodera ja re?
pakh, ekchin bathrrom ma janchu
ani saman pak garchu
sabai garda, ma yesto ghar
nau das barsa ma chodinchu
hunna?
bhok layo hyaaa..
bhat khane kyaaa
pet garcha gwar gwar, kukkur garcha bhow
bhat khane bhanda, lyai dincha chow chow
hyaa bhat khane k
hyaa bhok layo k
khutta lag lag kamyo
pasina whal wahl bagyo
kei dekhina maile, sab aadhyaro
rati bhayo ko ho ki? batti ta bala
batti pyatta balyo, tei pani aadhyaro
k huna layo malai, kei diehikina
*OIE REDSTONE, UUTH, KATTI SUTEKO*
eh, sapana po parecha kyaara!!

indi, malai maaph garnuhola
mero aasu bagyo jastai khola
kaan samatera uth-bas garchhu ni
tara meera ko maya lagchha, beautiful like a putali
hushpuppy, maile ke bhana sakne
hijo ko thread maa timi laai taakne
rangichangi chitra banayo
ani iced coffee pani khayo
ahile ta second prize dinay ho
timi eta tira lina aaunuparyo
aaja ta ma ekdam busy bhaye
tyasaile dherai lekhna napaye....

chyaa au palpali jee acahamaai parne
kassailey tharkayo bhane prize badihalne
lu ta ma pani tharkauncha
malai prize chaiyo natra sis lai pathaidinchu
ani karaundai basnu nam japdai sukka sukka.
maya saya,putali sutali malai kehi thaha chaina
ma ta kungfu karate ko master ko sisya
tyasaile feri recheck garnu
natraa ma ta rishaidinchu u sitaa.




indi katti bhannu maya yo man bhitra
dekhayo bhane jalchan ni aru bhuttuka
dhunga jasto mutu bhandai khissa haschau
achamai cha ba timi katti kura janchau


ardent;
timi ra uni,uni ra timi
bichama khola bhayee
dunga ma tarne

timi ra uni ,uni ra timi
bichama dad bhaye
khuruka buhari ko hat samatne
khui khui hidne
hyaa kina bolnu paryo:P

timi ra uni ,uni ra timi
bichama sis
k ko thees?!
sale nani ramri chin

timi ra uni ,uni ra timi
bichama maya
jahile behe gare pani kaha bata hunu malatee
unko name ta arkai hoina?


:o)
ruIna

la, ruina laai nai ho....

ma ta achhama hoina re
timro naam chahi ruina ke
na runay, hai....
najiteko maa
malai ta piteko baaa
ahile ta khusi banaunchhu ra....
sabai le prize paune chha
alu na khuwaune chha
la, timi le pani jityo
aba ta yo thread bityo....

NOOOOO! keep it going, hai! i'm having fun....

timro bhai ardent lai mithai deko jhola ma halo
>>> lol @ Indi....aba testo sasto orange ball mitthai diyera anee jhola ma nahale kaha halne ta?? Kamse kum auta KIT KAT ta diyee huncha ni...kasto bhinaju parecha...he he

Lol@ Ruina ...kasto jawaf ho...ma ta bahyee danga....la hunhca ruina le bhanya jasati dunga ma taram la, haat samatera lagam la ....sali nani guffadi chin.....uni bhanya malati...malati bhanya uni...mahile bhanya malati pani uni ...ruina le bhanya arko pani uni..... hatti ra hatti chhaap chappal usstai usstai ho nanu...he he he

Huna ta Orange ball pani mitho nau huncha
La la eclairs dinchu, kyarne salo natra runcha.

Aha hunna re eclaires pani kitkat nai chahine?
Kasto salo paryo khalti nai chuhaune.

Timro didi lau khusi parna ma timilai
twix, snickers ra Kitkat nai dimla
Did jastai timi nai jiddi raichau
suut sathi timro didi sangnai hisab limla ;)
( bhani sake hai maile :p, lol)

Aba kyarne ta,
Asti deko Mango tart
Sala le garnu garyo
Chodera bombastic fart.

Ani PalpaliG,
Timi ni raichau just like nepali neta
imaan ni bechechau laaj nabhako keta.
Mero haak tiimi arulai dinchau
Jaba mero sali le suncha timi runchau.:p

In jest,
IndisGuise:)

aja gako yeso ghumna
bhwakka ladi ra
khutta thwakka thoki ra.
malai ruga layo, khokeko khokai,
khoki po ho kyare

timi haru sala sali
mukh chadeko ho ki k ho
twix ra mango tart
testo sano le k aaucha ra paad
Hak ko kura garcha Indisguise
jwai ho ki k ho?
palpaliG ko chori pattyako ki
sali ho ki ko pattyako?

dr. pepper khako
mukh rwai rwai garyo
aba type garda garda
mero haat fwattai jhaaryo!
jodii deuu jodii deuu
super glue khoi
oie suntali, yeta aau na, choddeu timro poi!

extremely funny!!

yesto kabita ta malai pani lekhna aauncha ni..

aile mero library ma kaam
dherai din bho khana payeko chaina maam
school pani sakiyo
summer pani aayo

aba padnu pardaina
paisa kamaunu parcha
tara kasari paisa kamaune
kaam khojna janu parcha

sajha ma ramailo huncha
dherai hasaucha
ma ajha hasdaichu
hahahahahahaha

take it easy, ya'll

NK :)

i don't know k lakhu
I am bored... like hell
sleepy too. I had a long
boring day. hehehe
I am bored
I am free
I am daffy
Now I am me.
boring me hehehe