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You are welcome Paakhey Ji!

~nepaligurl~

Nepaligurl.....
you know what.....that licence is so funny that me and my roommate were kept on laughing for almost an hour.....we just could not stop it! Thanks!

Paakhey, i know that is a funny Driver license Application.... Whoever thought about it did a good job??? Its Hilarious....

~nepaligurl~

Nepaligurl,
from next time, type with your left hand, if you don't have it, then type with your right hand, if you don't have both, then I am not that stupid.....we would not be talking here now! :)

Haha....Nice one, Paakhey:)...

~nepaligurl~

Nepaligurl,
tyo arko thread to Thanks chahi by mistake ho hai. I already posted a reply in there too....you can go in there and look. :)

A group of Elephants were sitting on the street. Suddendly, a sexy female elephant passes by...what does the loafer elephant say?

Answer: 3600-2400-3600

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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

First Atom: I have lost my electron.
Second Atom: Are you sure?
First Atom: Yes, i am positive.....

Enjoy!

~nepaligurl~

Paakhey, Got ya!

~nepaligurl~

A small boy wrote to Santa Clause: Send me a brother.
Santa Clause: Send me your Mother....

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A woman is sitting at a bar and a young man approaches her.
Man: Hi Honey!! Want a little company?
Woman: Why, do u have one to sell?

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Why do God stay up in heaven?
Ans: Because they are afraid of what they have created!

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Why are Egyptian children always confused?
Ans: Because after death, their daddy becomes THE MUMMY...

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~nepaligurl~

Here are some more:

When he cancels a date, it is because he has to........
When she cancels a date, it is because she has two...

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Obstetrician: Will the father be present during the birth?
Woman: He and my husband dont get along...

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Wife: I wish i was a newspaper so i would be in your hand all day....
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper so i could have a new one everyday!

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~nepaligurl~

Why Doctors Are Highly Paid?
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A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he
spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the
side,
waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage," Hello Doctor! Please come over
here for
a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the
mechanic.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked
argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves
out,
grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new
one. So
how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the
same
work?"

The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic .... "Try to do it
when the
engine is running".

Punditji, its funny........

~nepaligurl~

Tech Support
Take heart, anyone among you who believes you are technologically challenged, you "ain't seen nuthin' yet." This is an excerpt from a "Wall Street Journal" article.

1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.

3. A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and crossing the room to close the door.

4. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of troubleshooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key.

5. Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.

6. A confused caller to IBM was having trouble printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said it "couldn't find printer" The user had also tried turning the computer screen to face the printer but that his computer still couldn't "see" the printer.

7. An exasperated caller to Dell Tech Support couldn't get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens. " The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse.

8. A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was running it under "Windows." The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window and his printer is working fine."

9. Tech Support: "O.K. Bob, let's press control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager." Customer: "I don't have a "P". Tech: "On your keyboard, Bob." Customer: "What do you mean?" Tech: "P" on your keyboard, Bob." Customer: "I'm not going to do that!!!"

Are you Kidding?"

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT, "What starting salary were you thinking about?"

The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it".

This is one of the funniest threads I have read in Sajha. It took more than 30 minutes to read the postings in the following thread and I was laughing all the time. lolz

http://www.sajha.com/sajha/html/openthread.cfm?forum=2&ThreadID=23471&show=all#156820

Another funny one............ hahahahahahahahahaha

HILARIOUS!!

~nepaligurl~

yea it is definately Hilarious............ Check out WEDDING CRASHERS

Oh i did! Man, that movie was crazy .....I really enjoyed watching it!

~nepaligurl~

Its a Hilarious one!!! but at the middle of the movie, someone pulled the fire alarm and we had to go out ... and they let us in after half an hour....... so it made us like DAAL MA NUN NAPUGAKOJASTO due to interruption