1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Sorry Sitara diz. I know its overboard. Sometime i act idiot. I am sincerely sorry to everyone whom i have offended by my Alphabatazing. It won't happen again.

I don't find that aplhabetizing offensive! what did i not get? or i think different maybe!

ya , idont find it offending either....
however you got it little wrong though: G should've been for Green CARD, GREEN CARD, AND WANT GREEN CARD....

LOL!! hahah swati, hahahaha u got too much time nani :) btw, that was halarious..

ooh!, sitara is here too, .how u doing? so what sitara, u use to go see ur bf instead of attending tutoring?? bad bad girl :)
btw,
ONly in sajha u find a beauty like SITARA..

only in NEPALI LANG, we say,"hawa khane" "churot udaune", "pani khane",


only in Nepal, we get beaten in school, for speaking nepali...

only in Nepal you will find a "JUMPING BHALU(bear)", Rajesh Hamal, sorry rajesh dai

That was great Swati, and I don't find offending at all. Keep them coming!!!
Wacko, nothing wrong with these postings, its not Nepal hating, just some of our perceived stereotypes.

Have u not seen any standup comedies where the comedian says things like:
When I was born, I was so ugly that the Doctor slapped my face.
I am not fat, I am juicy.
I was so poor, even the thieves cursed at me.
Its not self hating, just comedies.

woah, i missed out on A LOT in the past 2 days!!!

although off the topic, compulsive liar, your stuff was hilarious!!! even if it was just copy and paste.

and tisa, yours was also right on! totally accurate!

bedrock, i came up with a couple new ones:

only in america can little kids dress up like bhuts and baksinis and get a ton of candy!
(happy halloween....)

only in america do people think 4 blocks is too far to walk!
(lazy bastards....)

only in nepal do people have the power to stop an entire bus simply by holding up their pinky (pisab garnuparyo, yaar!)

only in nepal can a bomb be made out of a rice cooker!


and on a more sentimental vibe....
only in america do i wish i was still in nepal

only in nepal was i deeply happy and in love with life

Hey sweet Swaati... not a big deal.
Oi, Confused babu... as they say only Nepal "Kaam Payena?!" :p

Confused good ones on "Hawa khane..."


Only in America... do people drive around the same parking lot for 10 whole minutes to find the one closest to the supermarket door!

Palpali, the last one was sweet.

What about only in Sajha ???

Only in Nepal, all black shoes are leather shoes (Pashupati)

Only in Nepal, you can say "Sauji khata ma rakhnus hai, bholi paisa diula"

Only in Nepal you can wake up your favorite sauji at 1 at night to get some more beer

Only in Nepal, all white people are from America, though they maty be from S. Africa

Only in Nepal, they think that eeryone that has gone abroad is doing 'great'

Only in Nepal you can not have alcohol in college hostels

Only in Nepal, having sex with multiple partners is a big deal

Aajalai yeti nai

Only in America....(tasbir aafai bolchha)

sorry i keep bringing this one back everyone, but i just can't get enough!

maniac, i think yours may win top prize!

thanks, sitara.

only in america will people spend half an hour looking for the tv remote instead of just getting up and changing the channel themselves

only in america is everything in a public bathroom automated- automatic flushing, automatic sinks, automatic soap dispensers, automatic hand dryers

only in america can you choose from 40 kinds of soda, 80 kinds of cookies, 140 kinds of cereal, but ONLY 2 PEOPLE TO LEAD THE COUNTRY!!!

only in nepal can you find a sign that says:
"well-come to resturant"

wow, a lot of posting over the weekend. hey PG, your "well-come" sign reminded me of my friends wedding in Nepal. They ran out of colored ribbon to write Happy Wedding and ended up spelling "Happy Weding"

Only in nepal:

do people check the weather before doing laundry
do people ended up drinking 1% milk not knowing about it (adulaterated with tap water to cheat people)
do people cannot hang their National Flags outside their home (exception-ministers)

Only in Nepal
The whole family survive in one person's salary.
You try hard to pay less than what the taxi meter reads (forget about tipping)
You stay in long lines to pay your monthly utility bill

and my fav one is

The dirtier the madishe's hand, the tastier the pani picchas.

Only in Nepal, is a frank, well-dressed, made-up girl, called "Bhalu."

Only in Nepal, do people beat the shit out of dogs and treat them as gods for one day.

Only in Nepal, do mom and dad send their kids abroad for better education, and scold them saying, "Khub Janee Huncha," if the kids question them.

Only in Nepal, are people named or called after their physical attributes, "Khale," "Bhuntey," "Pudkey," "Lambu," "talu-khuley", "Jhapley," "Sigane," etc etc etc.

I so agree with the americans saying go back to india- when they say that to me i say only if u go back to mexico bitch!

only in nepal do some people drink the hell out of Coke to win a TV or Motorcycle, same applies to wai wai noodles and others
only in nepal do we celebrate many Happy New Years
only in nepal do women eat a all nighter feast to fast the next day (this cracks me up big time 'coz not only they are fasting the next day, some have serious diahrreah from eating state commercials sweet from night before, damn all for the longevity of Husband)
only in nepal do women eat husband's "jutho" and not the other way around (in public at least, what goes on in the bedroom is anybody's guess)

only in nepal does the country close because the king and queen have a new grandson

only in nepal does the country close on the day that the king and queen leave to visit another country

only in america does a person have at least three phone numbers- home, work, cell

bedrock- people checking the weather before doing laundry......HILARIOUS!

only in nepal does a guy slap a bus to get the driver to go and/or stop

only in america do people drive the biggest cars to the biggest stores to fill up the biggest carts with the biggest packages of stuff they don't need

what Palpali said
"only in america does a person have at least three phone numbers- home, work, cell "

to add to that

and at least 2 emails (work and personal) and still can't get hold of them, you answer the phone thinking they called back only to be harassed by telemarketers.