okay, everyone, let's have some fun!
here is my kabita....

"Hijo Raati"
Paani aayo
Jaado bhayo
Eklai thiye
Raksi piye
Lotne, matne
Tapai laai dhatne
Maile tyattikai lekhe
Sapana matra dekhe....

ani meera sis chitto chitto job
khojaya ra party deing hehee

Meera oh Meera !
Katti khayeko hau titaura,
Parla timro daat ma keera,
Halnu parla bhuteko jeera,

Piunu parla teeto aushadi,
Sarhai sarhai asiddhi,
Nakhanu hai chocolates ni,
Natra parla birami !

Sabai jana mero phun udayaing
Ma ta yehi bhui ma basera roying
ajha samma pani nosikaing to khana pakayaing
please halp garing, afu lai bhok laging

bhat daal ra anda bhaying
afulai kehi ni pakauna na aaying
someone sikayaing
ani i cooking for ruina, badarni ra ladybadmashni

palpalai la na khana diying
coz he no sharing his tiffin
me bhaying ashu kabhi
ekai din ma writing 4+ ramro POEM

o-hooo, lady croft!!! dherai bhayo yaar! hope you didn't forget my birthday! (;-D)

la ta, let's see. hmmm....okay, here we go, hai.....

ali bigreko chha, meera ko kura
sadhai " i.n.g." lekhne?....kina hora?!
ani ma sanga pani alikati ris aayo ki?
tyehi bhayera, maile khuwaune matra....hamri badarni
la, badarni, ma ta lunch eklai khanu paryo, hai
tara dinner khana khana aau na, mitho hunchha ke!
maile dessert pani khaye aaja
aba ta ekdam motaune, jastai gyane raja
ahile pani khandai chhu, tara hawa matra
mitho bhayo yaar, yas maa chhaina khatra
maile aba ke bhanne, hajur? huh, lady croft?
hajur laai samjhanda, my heart goes soft....
mero birthday maa jokes post garne ho?
la, tyatti lekhne ahile, jaanu parne bho!

Ok, back in kurakani after a long time. kya, looks like I missed some poems.

Lemme try one, badder than the worse ;)

hya, ta babbal bhai raako recha
ma ta dangai pareko
k ho sabaile -ing-ing-laayera jatrai gareko
maile pani testai garnu parne ho ki bhanera
kosis gareko
um hum, sakina maile, kasto tension pareko.
dherai wata website pani hereko
aru sanga kura pani gareko
khai k ho k ho, aajkal ta yesto laagcha,
maile binasitti padheko.

;-)

harkeDai

gaule.. ur a disaster in the name of poet....

learn frm badarni :P


but nice try though :P

Yb Ji lau kina testo bahna ko palpali gaula ji lai.
This is BAD POETRY thread ni
we all post what ever
well if you wanna learn than i will teach ya la
:)

harke dai le bina sitti padeko kabita ta suni halyom hami sabai le aba tes pachi ko palo aayeee ko cha wiz_kid ko

tararara tarararara tarararararararaarararara ( nepthya bata suseli ko awaz ani Kolahal )

Meera ji lai bhok lagyo, ruIna lai pyaas
Ani hamro palpali lai chai
deutai aauchin ki bhanne aassh

Aassha gardai gardai,
Kabita lekhda lekhdai
thaki sake cha haat

Na aaaina Meera, na ta ruIna nai
Bichama parda pardai
Bicharalai Sittai ma lagyo Baat


Meera lagyo ........ le
RuIna chai Jest
Hamro palpali chai
Bichai ma rest....



sorry palpali bro....... narisai dinu hola ani meera ra ruIna jee pani

wiz kid, kina risaune ta?! your bad poem is just as welcome as everyone else's! (;-D)

and yb, thanks for your words of encouragement, hai, but i'm just having fun....and thanks badarni for explaining to yb the title and purpose of this thread....aaja laai bhayo....bholi bhet hunchha ni....

Its past 8 and I haven't posted anything here, tyo pani bad poety ko winner le, bhayena, so here's my piece:

aaja bhok lagya chaina
Palpalilai kasaile ni jiskauna payedaina
ruina ra ma bahek
kina ki hami ho rani saheb :)

lady ra badarni bhetna gayo
wiz kid makkha paryo
nirman le sabailai hasayo
OK ko katha le sarai ruyayo

YB dai le sardar ko joke bhanna chodyo
hami sabai ko mutu todhyo
mero kahile paycheck aulaa
ra ma makkha parula

malai Bhattu ko poem miss bhayo
8:30 bhayo mero favorite show aayo

will continue later on, program's started, sabailai boi boi

LeT me Add The worst one :-)

Lekhna khojchu ma kehi
Timroo nai naam lekhincha.......
Beersana ma jati khojchu
Timro teti nai yaad aaidencha.
Naian obhayeko chaina aajha
Feri man bharera aaidencha
Chadi jane maya lai samjhe.
Aasu feri tesai jharidincha...................

Bhool merai thyo
Jo maile maya lai hoina,
Tara timi lai dheerai mahautho deyea
Timroo maya nau pauda,napauda pani
Timroo saath saddhai vhari hede rahe
Timi le naachada nachaadai pani.......
Maya maile timi sangai laye.
Gunaso chaina timi sanga mero.
Afnai Buddhi begriyeako thyo
Aaja aayera Dhooka paye
..............................( to be continueeeeeeee )
Ramroo lagena vhani vhannu la I will think of writtin more........

meera sis le jaba paunu huncha pay check
malai ta lanai parcha icecream parlourma as a guest
jhon da janu bhayo sajha chodera garnu rest
ya meera sis we are the best among the best:P

rythm sis ko exam kasto bhayo bhanera sodhnu pako chiana
rose sis bela belama matrai jhulkera bhetnu pako chaina
harkey dai ko kavita kasto saroo ekchin ta bujnai garoo
ekjana jhon janu bhayo arko jhon ta kavi ko rup ma aunu bhayo:D

wiz kid jee lai ruga le parnu parecha pareeshan.
ok dai ko kaatha padhna napayera ma hairan.

*********************************************************
jhon jee, dhyat ramro cha bhanu bhanee lekhnu hunna bhanee dar
ramro chaina bhanuu bhanee k ho maya le garnu garecha ni taa:P;)

just for fun
ruIna

Balla balla Bhet Bhayo
RuIna jee sanga
Rugha le chope pani
Ma chai vaye danga ;)

kaam garne mood chaina
kati sajha dhaune,
Timilai sodekeo maile
aaune ki na aaune.... :p

lau hai aba aaune ho ki hoina.... bhannu paryo

after ma final..m gonna post bad poetry kya....ahile ta study garnu paryo ..okie kidz..have fun

la....

sabai le pardnuparne chha
exams ta aaisakyo, hoina ra?!
kapi maa lekhne, kitab kholne
sathi haru sanga tyattikai nabolne
exams diyepachhi balla khusi hune,
tara fail bhayeko bhaye, jhan rune....
good luck chha, hai, sabai laai
from palpali gaule, sabai ko kuire dai....

Thank you all for nice bad poems
You all brought a smile to my sad face!
You all always come up with lots surprises
And just carry me away with words!
Making me feel u're all I wanted!
I miss and wait to hear from you all

na ta ma sajha ko survivor na ta jindagi ko driver
na ta ma pasta ko sauce na ta afno company ko boss
prem gareko kiss khana kojeko sochi mori le mero hawas
aba ta bhan cha mero maan khali nepali kte baas
baas, pugi sakyo nepali gf ko no slc dekhi ahile saama daas
raat ko 2 baajnaa laagyo na taa bhok a ta pyaas
bhai sake maa ta madira ko dasc
jindagi maa rahena aba ke hi aas na baas
jaba sama cha yo saas chaina ishwor ko traas

"Water salalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Water salala

Give me the Umbrella ho

Water salala................."
nivaN

One from me. Yo chai naramro ko pani charomutkarsa (extreme) ma pugeko cha hai.


ruIna le ramro bhaneko ki naramaro
malai ta bujhnai garo bho
kura khulasta parera gare
alik sajilo hune ho.
Maya prem ka kura, malai bhanna saaro
Aru kura timi lai bujhna gaaro ;-)
Re, kya!!!!!!!!! ruIna
:-)

Sabai ko exam le tension
Malai exam sakiyo bhanera tension
Aru ko ta exam pachi ramailo re.
Mero chai summer pachi ramailo ke.
K garnu, barsa bhari padhnu cha.
Summer ko paisa jogaunu cha.
:-(

Aayo aayo, mero summer aayo
Sukha ka din gayo, kaam garne din aayo.
Kaam, kaam and only kaam
Basne khaane kehi ko chaina thegaan.
K k na napaula bhanera yeta tira aako.
Samaya bhanda aru, kehi chaina paako.
Yesto pani jindagi ho ? thukka
Baru aafnai desh ma gayera garula dukhha.
:-(

Bad poetry! let me try.
उनको तारिफमा एउटा सानो कबिता

मृगनयनी, बाघको जस्तो लचिलो कमर भएकी
हरिणको जस्तो चाल भएकी
कोईलीको जस्तो आवाज भएकी
माछाको जस्तो आँखा भएकी
चन्द्रमा जस्तो मुहार भएकी
तर प्रीय! चन्द्रमामा दाग देखिन्छ
जबकि तिम्रो मुहार बेदाग छ,
हानेर दाग बनाईदिउँ कि क्या हो रे क्या?
(देवदासमा जस्तै)
-सुरेन