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I am all that and yet Chuck's after me.

The person below me's got so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on his/her head and said: "Gawd, I ain't seen this much snow in years."

Keep it up, I win!

Meera,
It was not dandrff, but the color that I used while celebrating HOLI.
The person below me got the bald head that a Midge landed on the head fell down and die. How's that Meera.

Bald head and Chuck's still after me.

The next person's got soo yellow teeth, that its I can't believe its not butter (the TV ad).

Give it up, yo! Chuck's gf won!

I CAN believe its not butter. I just can't believe that Arnold Schwarzenegger can't believe its not!

Next guy suffers from accute diahorrea, while driving on a 50mile highway with no exits :D

The next person farts so much that the Embassy(s) in Ktm stopped issuing visas to Nepalese.

Its not Girija, its not Prachanda, its the person below me who changed our country's destiny.

You know what I'm already in US, so there is no point of farting in US Embassy in Nepal.
How about, the person below me will fart so much in US that the Congress will pass a law to deport all Nepalese who will reply in this thread now onwards, but me.

Well I wanted a free ticket to Nepal anyways. Let the farting begin.

The person after me gives the best BJ's (sry:P). He/she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose ;)

Sry meera, I think you gotta take this one! :D (I would but it's N/A for me)

DD bro, when you're targeting a female audience, please make sure you specify next time!

The person after me gives the best BJ's (NOT sry at all). HE can suck a golf ball through a garden hose ;) If it's a she...then Meera's the man! Oh, I mean the woman! :D :P

Now, now, don't be hatin'! :D

Whatever, I'm back

Hmmm.......

once again, i rule this thread

Or so ya think.

I rule it from 8:30AM to 4:30PM. To the next person: BLAH.

Blah blah black sheep have you any milk?

Yes, sir, Yes sir, 3 bags of silk.

One for the originator of this thread, other for the admin. The last for the doofus who writes after me.

Don't mind a bagful of silk afterall winners get the prize :D

The next person just pooed in his pants........ LOL

*hurriedly takes off pants and throws them on the next person's face.


*runs behind bushes for cover.

ouch.......

*dodged

next person got dd's poo all over his/her face chhapyaakkkaaaaaaaaaaaaa ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I couldn't possibly be next, but just wanted to shed some light on Khushii's post.

I ate lots of burritos and tomatoes and peas yesterday :D

Oh but you could DD, if you threw your pants at Chuck. See, he's capable of reflecting anything that smells nasty, and clearly judging by what you ate yesterday, it was!

I don't think anybody's been as unfortunate as you in this case, cause I mean who expects to get their own poo all over their  face? :D

But seriously, I think you guys can't even come close to beating me so you might as well give up.

Just in case somebody decides to post after me, just know that your ass will expand at an exponential rate until national security recognizes it (your ass) as a viable threat and decides to 'contain' the situation by puncturing it. Yes, goo all over the place, you will have permanently stripped the earth of its beauty. (You deserve it! ;))

 
 Okay, I am the ultimate winner! Yay! :)