http://dr-joe.com/lyrics/cat.htm

WOW !!!

Bathroomcoffee, Manna padega yaar!! In a long run i am sure that you will win the battle !! keep it up !!

Heheh i liked the gas one...foonyyyyy

Ohh Ma god...he he
I am A big fan of THA ALI G SHOW and that's him with tha glasses
BOOOOYAAAAKAAASHAAAAA!!!!!! WESTSIDE REPRESENTIN"

I bet the babies of that chinese lookin woman will be healthy as hell!!!:P:P

There will be a big sign outside her door :" Milk For Sale":P

Ohh Ma god...he he
I am A big fan of THA ALI G SHOW and that's him with tha glasses
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I know :d

he he But the levy cracked up is more like it he he

he heh

Yeeeaaahh !!!!

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww give that kid a break, will ya!! lol

yesh ocifer but I had to go TINKLE

Check this out: Its really funny.

http://www.holylemon.com/StreakerScores.html

http://www.holylemon.com/StreakerScores.html

mentally retarded :D

I don't like this one...:(...Its not good!!!....:(
Nirman~*

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welcome to the cassette world..he he

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RAIN RAIN GO AWAY ...COME BACK ON SOME OTHER DAY

Mexican Mafia's Wages Of Sin

Catholic Bishop Roman Godinez sparked controversy this week when he
admitted that Mexican drug gangs regularly donate money to local churches,
and caused even more fuss when he suggested the cash became 'purified'
once the church got hold of it.

"Just because the origin of the money is bad doesn't mean you have to
burn it," Bishop Godinez from the central state of Aguascalientes told
the Bradenton Herald, "Instead, you have to transform it. . . We live on
this, on the offerings of the faithful."

The scandal emerged soon after Mexico's oldest newspaper El Manana
reported that some drug gangs such as the notorious Zetas have adopted
certain Old Testament style practises including feeding victims to lions
which they mentioned in a piece revealing that journalists also now
targets for assassination.

"Drug battles have become bloodier, and gangs have no code of ethics,"
El Manana's managing editor Daniel Rosas complained, "They don't
respect human life; why should they respect reporters?" (Lexington
Herald-Leader)

Both reports matched the findings of a new study published in the
Journal of Religion and Society examining Christian fundamentalist claims
that religious belief reduces criminality, which instead concluded that
America's god-fearing communities are much more crime ridden than
secular ones, 'sometimes spectacularly so'.

"In general, higher rates of belief in and worship of a creator
correlate with higher rates of homicide, juvenile and adult mortality, STD
(sexually transmitted diseases), infection rates, teen pregnancy and
abortion," said study author Gregory Paul.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1798944,00.html ('Rates of
gonorrhoea in adolescents in the US were up to 300 times higher than in
less devout democratic countries. The US also suffered from "uniquely
high" adolescent and adult syphilis infection rates . . .')

http://www.menavista.com/IraqPalaces.htm (Uday Hussein's man-eating lions- pictures)

http://www.bigcats.org/abc/attacks/whattodo5.html (Mountain lion
attack: 'When confronted by a mountain lion, don't follow instinct and run ?
the best response instead is to stand tall, talk loud and, if attacked,
stick a finger in the animal's nose . . .')

http://www.bugbog.com/travel_safety/dangerous_animals/lion_attacks.html
(Stare them in the eyes and don't look away: shout, it can confuse them
and break their concentration: do not bend, crouch or crawl, cats like
small target: do not run, it's a kind of attack trigger, and they can
run much faster than humans . . .')

Bathroom Coffee:

Thanks to you, I can't eat Chinese food without gagging these days! :(

Opps sorry to make u gag, wus not me intention. Thousand Apologies !!! he he

FBI Desperately Seeking Dopers

America's secret police force the FBI are having so much trouble finding clean living citizens that they're considering hiring former drug users, the Washington Post reported this week.

Drug users who've quit will be able to apply for intelligence analyst posts and will be judged on 'their likelihood of future usage', the paper said, rather than the current rigid cut off point of 15 marijuana sessions ever.

"Recreational marijuana use is a fact of life nowadays," specialist lawyer Mark Zaid said, on welcoming the changes, "It doesn't stop Supreme Court justices from getting on the bench and doesn't stop presidents from getting elected, so why should it stop someone from getting hired by the FBI?"

The FBI's move emerged 18 months after Britain's MI5 started hiring ''ex-junkies and crooks' (News Of the World) following similar problems in hiring enough straight edge secret agents. The James Bond style organisation had previously tried traditional recruitment advertising in Britain's national press, with disappointing results, said the Independent in 2002.

"The first time MI5 advertised in the Guardian it got 14,000 applications," an MI5 source told the paper, "Thirteen thousand were in need of serious medical help. Open recruiting attracts people who have confused MI5 with the SAS," he explained.







https://www.fbijobs.gov (FBI jobs: 'It is like no other career choice you've explored. It's challenging. Compelling. Important. It is like no other career choice you've explored. It's challenging. Compelling. Important'.)

http://www.mi6.gov.uk/output/Page4.html (Careers within MI6: 'Staff who join SIS can look forward to a career that will have moments when the gap narrows just a little and the certainty of a stimulating and rewarding career which, like Bond's, will be in the service of their country . . .')

http://www.cronyjobs.com ('PRESIDENTIAL PALS & BACKERS: "Apply" now to secure a lucrative career both decrying and luxuriating in the spoils of Big Government! No experience necessary!')