~ *  चौतारी १५२ *~

 
हाँसो ठट्टा र खुसी बाँड्दै, र मुक्तक, कविता, गजल, कथा आदिमा रमाउँदै अनेकन उकाली ओरालीहरु पार गरेर हामी चौतारीको १५२ औं संस्करणमा आइपुगेका छौं।अहिले यस चौतारी सिमाना पूर्व मेचीबाट बढेर जापानसम्म पुगेको छ भने पश्चिम महाकालीबाट बढेर अमेरिकासम्म बढेको छ।अत एव, सधैं घाम लागिरहने पनि यस चौतारीको विशेषता हो। यस्तो चौतारीमा पाल्नुहुने तपाईंहरुलाई कोटी कोटी स्वागत छ। "जात,धर्म्,लिंग,राजनिति,भाषा,ब्यक्तिगत रिसइबी जस्ता कुरालाइ तिलाञ्जली दिएर मात्रै 'हामी नेपाली' हौ भन्ने र एकआपसमा मित्रभावले रामाइलो गर्न आउनेहरुलाइ चौतारीको बर-पिपल ले हार्दिक स्वागत गर्छ" 

 

"चौतारी बरको त्यो रुख जस्तो लाग्छ जहाँ हरेक पात हरु हामी हौ
बिना रुख हामी जता ततै छरिन्छम,बिना हामी रुख उराठ हुन्छ" -दिप





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Yomari

Yomari is a Newari Cuisine made with the rice flour. Yomari is prepared mostly on the festival of Yomari Punhi, Marga or Mangsir Shukla Purnima (The full moon day observed in November/December) or on birthdays. Yomari has a typical taste of the Chaku or molasses with sugar. However, Yomari can also be prepared with Khuwa (a milk product), meat or lentil paste inside. Yomari is a steamed food which has the rice flour dough on the outside covering the semi-solid Chaku which lies inside.

Ingredients:
For Rice-flour dough (outside covering)

• 2 cups rice flour
  
• water
  
• 1 tbsp mustard oil

For Paste (Inner content):

• ¾ cup chaku
  
• ½ cup sesame seeds (grounded)
  
• 3 tablespoons shredded coconut

 

Preparation:

• Pour ½ tsp of oil on flour and mix it well. Then pour boiling water enough to make dough. Knead the dough with the hands until smooth. Adjust water as necessary. After the dough is ready cover it with a damp cloth to preserve the moisture.
  
• Heat a pan and fry sesame seeds on the pan until it starts cracking and spreading fragrance. Cover the pan with lead to prevent the seeds from jumping out of the pan. Take it out and grind it into fine powder. Also grind the shredded coconut into fine powder.
  
• Boil the Chaku with some water for some minutes. Pour it on a vessel through a dry cloth to filter it. Add the sesame seed powder and the coconut powder and mix thoroughly and give it a quick boil to make it dense liquid paste.
  
• Roll the dough to make a long cylinder. Divide it into 15-16 pieces.
  
• Mix ½ tsp of oil on luke warm water to use it each time the dough is getting Yomari shape.
  
• Spread some oil on palm to avoid sticking the dough. Take a piece of dough and with the hands mould the dough into a conical shape with an open end at the base. Make sure that the walls are not thick. Use the oiled luke warm water on the index finger to smoothen the work.
  
• Fill ¾ of the space with the paste of Chaku and sesame seeds. Seal the opening by sticking together the edges of the base gently. Ensure that there is no opening and check for any leakages.
  
• Boil enough water on the lower part of the steamer and place the Yomari on the upper steamer tray with sufficient space in between. Before using, grease the tray with oil to avoid sticking of Yomari. Steam the Yomari for about 10 minutes or until it turns into soft watery color.
  
• Take out the Yomari gently and serve it hot.

Note:

• Yomari can be prepared in a variety of ways. Instead of using coconut, Khuwa can be used. Also Yomari can be prepared not with the Chaku inside but with Khuwa or meat or lentil paste inside.
  
• The sesame seed powder and the coconut powder can be added while boiling the chaku. This will ensure that the mixing is thoroughly done.

के आँफै सँग फट्-फटाउन मन लाग्नी हो यो लहरेलाई। हुन्छ नि अलिक।

अनी अघी म पछी आका सब गामलेलाई प्रणाम गरें है।

बुझ्नु सुझ्नु छैन प्यारप्यार कराउन पाए पुग्यो

भेडै हो यो पुरे त -

आपना अकल लगाओ - लोगो के बातो पे मत जाओ

dhanyabaad  ...padhna matra thik cha jasto cha tyo bahnda badhi koshish garna thik cha jasto lagena haha...haina yo pure kina ramro sanga bolnai nahune...jahile pani dikka lageko jasto garera kina kichkich garirakhnu parne hola...kaam maa bheteko tention kina yahan pokhna aunu parne hola..pakkai yo lahare dai le lemonade nakhuwaera ho...

अल्छि को पोका घैटी - काम गरेर त खाने मान्छे नै होइन यो केटी त

अब मेरो काम छैन है पुरे लाई लेमोनेड खुवाउदै हिंड्न - लोप्पा खुवाए मात्रै हो

la achi bhae yahan din bhari kasle lekhcha ni....ani lunch bhako ho ta..

के थाहा कोल्ले लेख्न - अरुले लेख्दिन्छ होला नि

मैले त भक्खर खाको

तिमीले खाइसक्या हो त

khai kasaile katha haala na yaar.. atti bho...

स्वस्ती निबेदन गर्नु पर्‍यो भनेर आको।

अनी अचेल यो चौतारीको रुख लटरम्म पनि छ कि उही पातै मात्र हल्लेका हुन?

तिमीलाई म के भनु
फुल भनु कि जून भनु
उपमा धेरै म के दिउ
तिमीलाई मनकी मायालु भनु

दोश्रो राउन्ड को २,३,४ लहरे, पुरे, र लहरे लाई !

आज ठुल्दाइ खोइ?

हिजो चिप्ले किन नआको?

अस्ती सान्नानी कता गायब?

 

कथा कथैको

आज भन्दा धेरै पहिला दुई दिन अगाडि को कुरा हो। त्यो समयमा आज को जस्तो चौतारी सुन्सान थिएन। चौतारी हरा भरा थियो। मान्छे र
मान्छी हरु पनि थिए। हाँस खेल हुन्थ्यो। कोही हाँस्थ्यो कोही हसाउथ्यो, चौतारी को बातावरण नै एकदमै रमाइलो थियो। तर एक दिन चौतारीमा

क्रमश: 

हे प्रभो, आज काँबाट स्वारी हुनु भेछ, लौ प्रणाम

यो चौतारीको रुखमा त नयाँ नयाँ पात पलाछन, तर पैले जस्तो हावा चल्दैन, अली मोर्डनाइज भा छ रे। पुराना पातहरु खै कता गये गये भनेर बुढा-पाकाहरु भन्थे

तारेमाम् दीप ब्रो - खास मा केही भा होइन - तरुनी मात्र देख्ने आँखा ले पात हेरेपछी त्यस्तै हुन्छ रे

के छ रिट्ठे सान -

फुटेको सम्चार पुरे लाई बोर लाग्यो रे

there were 3 nuns in the church 2 were crying 1 was laughing the preist walked up 2 a crying 1 and said 'why are u crying' the nun said i killed some 1 ,the priest said go drink from the holy water so he went up 2 the 2nd crying nun and said why are u crying she said' i stole a car' and he told her to drink from the holy water 2 then went up 2 the laughing nun and said why are u laughing she said' i peed in the holy water'
la pure lai alchi lagyo bhaenra joke rakhdeko

लोल घैटी लोल

jaslai alchi lagyo bhanera joke sunaako usko baata ta kehi comment nai chaina...bhalai kaa to jamaana hi nahi rahaa haina ta lahare

त्यही भन्या घैटी - भेडा जस्तै एक सुरे छ के यो पुरे

ल अर्को नि जाओस् त घैटी

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.

लोल घैटी लोल महा लोल

रिट्ठ्या स्टाइलमा दोस्रो राउण्डको जदौका साथमा  तारेमाम !

ब्यान ब्यान देखी खैर्‍या सन्तानको किलास लिनु परेर हैरान भने। अस्ती हफ्ता को सोधभर्ना नि गर्नु पर्ने। गाह्रो माथि साह्रो भनेको यही हो ।

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