Hilarious! Add to that a bunch of people who get riled up everytime someone talks about Buddha's birthplace, and you get the entire picture. Not my words, but someone aptly said "Not everyone on sajha is an idiot, the idiots are just really loud."

I am not loud at all @anne. Nice read BM. Perfect for killing time at work 

 LOL,

Behoove, are you sure about the last line, 

My friend we human need friction to move ahead, history of civiliazation have proved that, although during this "moving ahead" march at times, "less important things" have gathered the momentum. And, in majority of instances right have prevailed.

Anyway, different opinions/logics and understanding has made sajha colorful. Sometime I ponder what will happen if everyone start to think like me? May be, I wont like to live in that universe.

Yes, some of us going beyond the norms of present day society leaves my eyes wide open.
You have the magic of putting the words togther with  perspective.

"A true state of the state address for sajha" - Siskel, Ebert & ne0

I might not agree with all your posts, Behoove, but I have to say they are always well written.
A very good satire at the state of Sajha. I was going to first say that you are giving too much credence and air-time to the people you mention; but then again Sajha is majorly populated by them..why else you would keep seeing idiotic questions and comments most of the time? But thanks to contributors like you, some level of sanity is there.

Your first protagonist reminds me of D.B. from Charikot. Don't know what his actual name was but he used to come with his Rayban with, the oh-so-cliched, sticker still on. His favorite song was "Knocking on Heaven's door" and would call everybody pakhe if they had never heard that song. I think the word "pakhe" is used primarily by those who they think they are addressing it to. Aren't most of us Pakhey otherwise? Being from Kathmandu, a valley?

 very funny and satristic with crimeless views which even the targets would have enjoyed reading it.Enjoyed it thoroughly--always has  reading at your writings--- sketching  the current state of Sajha environs and who knows may be someday they would change the constitution and make you President who was born somewhere far away with some transits in between and you may find yourself writing for Sajha from the Oval office.That would be something...lololol.

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Many of sajha big headed dumbfuuuuuucks got owned big time.....I am liking it......

Well written. Enjoyed reading it. 

Thanks for visiting guys. Didn't mean to continue this thread but couldn't help it cause trolls in sajha roll faster than the tumbleweed caught in a tornado.

 Beehove_me ji, very well woven interpretation of sajhahities I guess. Tapai ko lekhai sadhai majja aaucha padh-daa.......Majja aayo padhera yaspali pani.....

LMAO!!!  nice read and very satirical...carry on.  

Its like slapping right on the face of
3 stooges standing in a row all at once. :)