Sometimes, I wonder how lucky are we to live in this great land of oppertunity and involve ourselves in all these political gupsups. Look! we do not even have to sacrifice a drop of blood..just a can of beer on friday night instigates us to talk about these serious issues without having to loose anything. "Phalanoko ghar jalaidechan ni..tesko santaan lai ta bajjaidechan ni!, sancchai Nepal ma ke huni ho aba??...Aaajkaal slow cha bhanya hya ni..mero ajhhai approve bha chaina bhanya ..ye babu ..ewuta Kyan khoal ta jhatta........". I am waiting for upcoming Dashain party to hear all things like these.
"Huncha tapai ko ni", Baldev consoles this half drunken so called political activist from Nepal. Baldev has his own issues too and I often heard him complaining about his 5th grader 'Peter' for being totally grumpy whenever his mom cooks Nepali dish for dinner. I was like..Guru Baldev! woo bela macchiyera Peter rakhi halyowu chhora ko naam, auni ka bata khancha ta 'Daal/Bhaat' aielay ayera?

Hey! it is too late to talk about Olympic now but I still think it is important rather than talking about how Britney is dealing with psychological trauma after she got divorced from her husband of 55 hrs. A US gymnast seemed pretty excited for his faulty gold medal. Officials have confessed the misjudgement but the guy was not ready to let the garland go off from his neck How could he??... the yellow goes well with the rubyred...
and it is more shiny that way...it is all about the color combination anyway. And, the dream team was still not dissapointed for geting just a bronze in basketball coz for them, it was just an inter-country championship thing played in some kinda small town in Greece. "Our guys are already preparing for next world championship", I won't be surprised if a NBA official comments like this.

"Did you see that Alquaida guy geting gold in Shooting?", my fellow classmate pondered. I was like...Ass***e! he is from UAE, not an Alquaida guy. He is like...maaan! same shit. "Why can't they participate in the sports like yatching and rowing?", he poured a
question after question. Tell me! how could I convince this stupid jackass from the little town of Idaho of population 60 that these Arab guys just can not participate in stuffs like all these Western sports? ....woont ko juro samatera practice garey matrai ho yatching ta..dhulo ma kata bata yatching! kata bata rowing!.. Instead, Shooting is more like a hometown game for them. If they manage to get some kinda suicidal game in next olympic, it is all good for Arab guys. Mens double, womens single, mixed doubles..No problem....I am already seeing Palestine athletes bagging all three medals everywhere.

Talking about the current issues, activists are worried about the abuse done by slaughterhouses in West-Virginia. The killing of chicken is so brutal that they are requesting to boycott the products of KFC. And, Our baywatch queen is one of them advocating the issue here. I think the cruelty done in upper part might have instigated her to do so. And, last thing before I quit babbling, please help me finding some nice cheap calling card to communicate with my folks back home. I am tired of using this updated version of Latest MSN. "Suniyo tya! bhanya prasta sunincha......bujhies! bhanya prasta bujhincha..baki sabbai kwaarkwaar jatti karaye ni!!!!!

one person who i really respect is you jira ji( cummin) . Bro cummin u r combination of street smart and school smart. It really touched my heart specially

Look! we do not even have to sacrifice a drop of blood..just a can of beer on friday night instigates us to talk about these serious issues without having to loose anything. "Phalanoko ghar jalaidechan ni..tesko santaan lai ta bajjaidechan ni!, sancchai Nepal ma ke huni ho aba??...Aaajkaal slow cha bhanya hya ni..mero ajhhai approve bha chaina bhanya ..ye babu ..ewuta Kyan khoal ta jhatta........". I am waiting for upcoming Dashain party to hear all things like these.


that is so realistic bro..........Salute amour...

Jiraji,

Laamo antaraal pachi arko super humar !! Outstanding !!

"Guru Baldev! woo bela macchiyera Peter rakhi halyowu chhora ko naam, auni ka bata khancha ta 'Daal/Bhaat' aielay ayera? " ha ha ha ha ...



Trikal...

Its hilarious piece Jira ji.. I can't stop laughing while reading your article. Hey Jiraji have you ever thought about f lauching JAY LENO Version in Nepal, that would be awesome...

I envy your talent buddy... Keep it up.

Satire at its best! "The bravest" fuel up at the brewery!

hahahh jira bro that was halarious.."Instead, Shooting is more like a hometown game for them. If they manage to get some kinda suicidal game in next olympic, it is all good for Arab guys"

hahaha , they wud win the gold medal man..and yah talkign abt pamela nani, hahah she has book too now, haha

awesome piece..liked it..:)

Yo Jira bro, aaanch!! Hyakulla le michyo ahile chai!!! ehhe. dapetyo dapetyo!!

What's the difference between Dashain party and the discussion over a can of heiniken AND discussions in Sajha? We got nothing to loose in both cases... :P Pretty soon Nepalese might also be able to get hold of couple of golds in shooting and rock climbing (if they have it). Taro hanna khappis bhaa chann....

Hope to read more from you!!!
God Bless You!! ;)

Ali ali stereotyping pani chha. Kintu, after you have laughed at yourself, a humorist gets license for that much, I suppose.

Tyo bahek, a superb piece for a standby from our own Jira Leno.

jira dai,
pelam pelam gaff jira dai---hami kuri ra chham---

BTW,kina filistiniharulai bali chadaideko? Nafisale kunai din muskan nadeko ris ta haina chhachalkeko?

je hos---jiradai le tya hadigauma chha tale gharko mathillo talama taruni nachchan achel bhane dekhi yata bekka aako bhanya jasto lagi rahanchha---jhan tyasmathi twak ta chadaunai hunna----

Deep Bro, Pahile bhuitalla ko chatt ma nachthii... Physics ko tuition padhna jaada dekhya, Ahile 6 talla ma nachne bhai che? Ke khaayera tyasto fastaako hau? Taruni fastaa bhanya hoina ke, ghar fasta bhanya. Katai Wagle/joshi ko chori ta parinan? Pondering...

Moneyminded, confused and piesces brother....thank you.

Trikal hajoor...ma yattai chu..kailaykai jhulkinchu..what is happening in town out there?
phone maram na kaileykai.... busy ho ki ? :-)

Sitara! thank you. Could not find any word.

Kalanki brother! nepalan ni achale hanna khappis chhan tara aatma ghati chahi kunni kunni..moosaltey lai yasma kasailey jitna sakdaina..mooslatey lay ta ek ka dow samet hani ra cha aajkaal.....


Nepe!

"ali ali stereotyping pani chha. Kintu, after you have laughed at yourself, a humorist gets license for that much, I suppose. "

...aba bhanna paryo ni ta.....:-)

Deep sir!

tyo 6 talley ghar tira nazaam prabhu..tya chhuttai ramailo cha aajkaal...paila ko jasto dashain taaka ko langoorburja guntungguntung dhwaak ka garchan ra achale nepal ma!
aajkaal ta kyabin ma thapchhan langoorburja...kasailey nadekhni gari paan tirbal..

kai kai ta 6 gotti ko ni huncha :-)

Hehehe the whole article is soooooo satirical and also humorous. Reminded me of MP's postings, he I thought was the satirist king of sajha. Aba 2 kings eh ;)

Deep sir!

tyo 6 talley ghar tira nazaam prabhu..tya chhuttai ramailo cha aajkaal...paila ko jasto dashain taaka ko langoorburja guntungguntung dhwaak ka garchan ra achale nepal ma!
aajkaal ta kyabin ma thapchhan langoorburja...kasailey nadekhni gari paan tirbal..

kai kai ta 6 gotti ko ni huncha :-)

jira dai,
hya----tyasto for for kura garna hunna ke sajha ma---San bro le ahile tin dinlai jira baat bhanla ni feri ----

chha tale gharko baldari ma churos tandai taruniharulai ma amerika bata aako bhandai khurkya social security cardlai greencard bhandai dekhauda pattelan ta prabho? ke bhanchha bhitriman le? Prabho haal saalai charaidham ma darshan garera aako bhera sodhne sahas garya ho prabho anyatha nasamjhim.