Man: - Haven?t we met before?
Woman: - ?Perhaps. I m the receptionist at the VD clinic?

Man: - haven?t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: - ?yeah, that?s why I don?t go there anymore.?

Man: - is this seat empty?
Woman: -? yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.?

Man: - so wanna go back to my place?
Woman: - ?Well, I don?t know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Man: - you?re place or mine?
Woman: - ?Both. You go to yours and I?ll go to mine.?

Man: - I?d like to call you. What?s your number?
Woman: - ?its in the phone book.?

Man: - but I don?t know your name.?
Woman: - ?that?s in the phone book too.?

Man: - so what do you do for living?
Woman: - I?m a female impersonator.

Man: - hey baby what?s your sign?
Woman: - ? Do not enter.?

Man: - how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Women: - unfertilized.

Man: - hey common we are both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: -?yeah! Lets pick up some chicks!?

Man: - I know how to please a women?
Woman: - ? then please leave me alone?

Man: - I want to give myself to you.?
Woman: - I don?t accept cheap gifts.?

Man: - ?If I could see you naked, I?d die happy?
Woman: - ?Yeah. But if I saw you naked, I?d probably die laughing.?

Man: - ?Your body is like a temple for me.?
Woman: - ?Sorry, there are no services today.?

Man: - ?I?d go through anything for you.?
Woman: - ?Good! Lets start from your bank account.?

Man: - ?I would go to the end of the world for you.?
Woman: - yes, but would you stay there forever?

harke dai reply garnu paryo.

Jaos jaos Harkedai
hoina kaha janu bho harke dai ????????????

hahaha lau sabbai harkey lai kina khojey ko huh???????..... joke lekhney ma ani compliment chai harkey lai dina lako not fair hai....

ahem ahem... k ho yesto joke chai mailey lekhney sabbai jana chai harkey lai khojney... harkey lai compliment dina aatey ko thats not fair hai hehehe...:P:P

gurly jee,
joke tapaikai ho tesma harkedai ko kehi lagdaina.
yeso harke dai le kehi dharo hannuhunca ki bhanna matrai ho.

tapai nai hanuman tapai kai puchar lamo

gurly, joke ta dui jana(man and women) ko jasto cha. Ek jana ta guess gare jasto cha tara arko ali thaha nabhaera harkedai lai khojeka holan ni. Ki kaso?

anyway, here is a true story from Jordan:

Budding Jordan cyber love ends in divorce
Sun Feb 6, 3:59 PM ET

AMMAN (AFP) - A budding romance between a Jordanian man and woman turned into an ugly public divorce when the couple found out that they were in fact man and wife, state media reported.

Separated for several months, boredom and chance briefly re-united Bakr Melhem and his wife Sanaa in an Internet chat room, the official Petra news agency said.

Bakr, who passed himself off as Adnan, fell head over heels for Sanaa, who signed off as Jamila (beautiful) and described herself as a cultured, unmarried woman -- a devout Muslim whose hobby was reading, Petra said.

Cyber love blossomed between the pair for three months and soon they were making wedding plans. To pledge their troth in person, they agreed to meet in the flesh near a bus depot in the town of Zarqa, northeast of Amman.

The shock of finding out their true identities was too much for the pair.

Upon seeing Sanaa-alias-Jamila, Bakr-alias-Adnan turned white and screamed at the top of his lungs: "You are divorced, divorced, divorced" -- the traditional manner of officially ending a marriage in Islam.

"You are a liar," Sanaa retorted before fainting, the agency said.

hahahaha..... lol... dheyt hanuman rey... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hoss bhayo tapai nai banush hanuman tapai kai hos puchar lamo hehe....

Joke ta DAMIZ cha...grilyji

...........tara bhujna lai aali kai bheja(brain) chyina cha, kidney hoina...thatz why babajee & hamro daju didnt understand these jokez...

Laa....nai girly timi lai hunumaan re? laa aaba laagcha ta? ghoor aapaman bhayena ta tapai ko?
Kai aausade uupachar garnu paryo hai......chup lage ra mukh ma dahi(yogurt) jama aa ra basnu bhayena...


finally,
***need more JOKES....not poems....***


Pease ;)ut
*too lazy to correct the typos...plz try to understand it, if u dont read it twice or thrice, or even frice, i bet u will get it*

Nice girly_gurl Buini!

Waiting for Harku's response joke.

Hasaayo yaar girly G le. ehehehehehehehe, lol,
Hya mero yetro khoji bhai raako recha. malai chai thah nai chaina. Dhyet. kya bore. Ma school ma thiye jasto cha tyo din ma. Kya bore bho ni ta i feel like crying subak subak subak subak subak. Girly G ko aajkal posting kina kam huna thaaleko. Bhayena ni yesto, ta girly G .

Sorry once again for late reply. Posting chadai nai harayo jasto cha. Sorry once again. Guys keep this thread alive.

Check this out guys,
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "johnny, what is your problem?"
johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I am smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
The teacher had enough. She took johnny to the principal's office.
While johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Johnny: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Johnny: "36"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Johnny can go to the third-grade." The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Johnny both agree.
Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Johnny: "Legs"
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
(The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
Johnny: "Pockets"
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Johnny: "Pants"
Teacher: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)
Johnny: "Coconut"
Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Johnny: "Bubblegum"
Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)
Johnny: "Shake hands"
Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"
Johnny: "Yup"
Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
Johnny: "Tent"
Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first." (Principal was looking restless and bit tense)
Johnny: "Wedding Ring"
Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Johnny: "Nose"
Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Johnny: "Arrow"
Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?"
Johnny: "Fire truck"


The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put his a$$ in the sixth-grade. I got the last ten questions wrong myself.


Have fun guys

The Amish Hand Warmer: An amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." the mother replied "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."

The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"

Young bride


The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrow attention as they checked into the resort hotel.

Next morning at eight sharp, the groom came into the dining room whistling a gay tune, sat down at a table and ordered ham and eggs.

The smile on his face and the twinkle in his eye told everybody present that he was happy and confident.

Fifteen minutes later the young bride slowly trudged into the dining room and seated herself across from her 70-year old. Her face was drawn and her voice weak as she ordered toast and coffee.

The groom, now finished, excused himself and strolled into the lobby for his morning cigar.

As the waitress approached with the bride's toast and coffee, she said, "Honey, I don't understand it. Here you a young bride with an old husband, looking like you've encountered a buzz saw."

"That guy," said the bride, "double crossed me. He told me he saved up for 60 years and I thought he was talking about money!"
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Becareful ladies:P:P

Enjoy it ppl!! I'm sure you all are accostomed with nuns' trend!!

When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.

Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy.

"And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?"

"Well," says the first nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger."

"OK," says St. Peter, "dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven."

The next nun admits, "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit."

"OK," says St. Peter, "rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into heaven."

Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front.

"Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter.

"Well, your excellency," says the nun who is trying to improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her ass in it."

Man: - "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy"
Woman: - "Yeah. But if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
nice one i liked it