Ok we all know the story of Daure and Bancharo, how honesty pays off?.and all that!! Well here is another similar story but its not about Jal-deuta but about Dhal-deuta (Dhal = sewer/man-hole/safety tank)

Once a guy called Harke was walking down the street, merry and gay, flipping and tossing a 25 cent coin in his hand when suddenly the coin fell off and ran into an open man-hole. Since that was all the money he had, he starting wayning and crying beside that manhole. Suddenly the almighty Dhal-deuta appears and asks him why he was crying. ?Pravo!!? - said Harke ?I lost my only money, my only coin in your dhal, I don?t know what to do? Dhal-deuta says wait here and goes inside and comes up with a gold coin. Harke had already listened to the story of Daure and Bancharo , so he knew if he says YES the first time he would lose everything so he sticks to the honesty policy. Showing the gold coin that he just brought, Dhal-deuta asks, ?Is this your coin?? Harke says NO. Dhal-deuta goes inside for the second time and comes up with a silver coin ?Is this your coin?? ? he asks, Harke says NO that is when the Dhal-deuta loses all his patience and yells at Harke?s face--------------F*@# U !!!! WHAT DO U THINK ITS PLEASANT DOWN THERE?!!!! HUH!! WHY DON?T U GO DOWN AND LOOK FOR YOURSELF??? MAN IT STINKS DOWN THERE------COUNT ME OUT!!!!!!

nice one....that sounds like more true than the other one

Deuta in the Dhal??/Interesting...may be somewhere...outside the universe....Any way thanks frien...

Something worth thinking about

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that
it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally
pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft
drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs"
and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new
concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.