source: forwarded by someone





Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: "I will choose my own bride!"

Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

Son: "Well, in that case...ok"



Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"

Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of

the World Bank."

Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"



Finally Father goes to see the president of the

World Bank.

Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a

vice-president."

President: "But I already have more vice- presidents

than I need!"

Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's

son-in-law."

President: "Ah, in that case...ok"



This is how business is done!!



Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get

Anything. But your attitude

should be positive

one more (source: forwarded by someone)



Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. "And whose clock is that? "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?" Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan.

:O

ha ha ha...

funny :-) Had a good laugh!

so funny ....:-)