--- Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerened about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.

----Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, puta ribbon in your hair and be fresh- looking. He has just been with a lot of work weary people.

----be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

----Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

------Make the evening his, never complain if he comes late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
------- A GOOD WIFE ALWAYS KNOWS HER PLACE........
PEACE GALS.........

lol good luck for your married life, i guess thats the only time you're actually gonna wake up from your dream.

till then, keep dreaming.

There are three types of wife in the real world . Bad, worse and ugly. Good wife are ideal situation. and any student of science will tell nothing in this world is ideal.

Dhanyabad Mansion..... I am a dreamer...

yeah right!!! Good wife.

It is only possible if the damn husband can support both of them. If both are working, then dream on..........

Abishek "pusyman" seems to be off limit over sensitive dude.

Good wifes gide is>>> VICTORIA SECRET, not some stupid meal or fake drama.

"Dhanyabad Mansion..... I am a dreamer... "

and you'll always be one, if you have these kind of expectations from your future wife!

and guess what when you come back home, the wife will call out the kids and ofcourse "prepare" pretty dinner for kids and kiss you on cheeks and say goodbye leaving for clubbing!
"bye honey, dont wait for me!, i might be really late or not come back"

" Touch up your make-up, PUTTA RIBBON IN YOUR HAIR and be fresh- looking. He has just been with a lot of work weary people".

LOL rato ribbon ho? Abhisekh, I personally prefer pink ones.....
Puhhllease, I wouldn't like to just "put it in my hair".... I would go as far as making his favorite flower out of the pink ribbon and pinning it behind my right ear..... I'm sure that would refresh his mind and make him go gaga over me...
Talk about ribbon being a "maya ko dori" *shudder*

Thanks for all those comments.............victoria secret a guide for a good wife yeah thats rt u need to please ur husband ....... yeah watever the dori (ribbon or maya ko) she should make him happy....chameli made me think yeah now gals do work but they shuld know what they are in a family a good wife, mother and server!!!!!!!!!!!

Dream of it Arse .......

abhishek wake up. Aba tyo jamana rahena . aajkal ko jamana ma ta husband khali "CEREMONIAL HUSBAND " ko rup ma matra rahana sakchaa.

All that is good, but Abhishek, you better be:

1. a multi-millionaire with no pre-nup.
2. very good in bed.
3. extremely good looking.
4. with perfect personality.

If you don't have all these 4 qualities and still expect your wife as above, you are NOTHING! Your are ZERO! You are WORTHLESS! You are LOSER!

So step up, fella, or a good intelligent woman will trample all over you and kick your stupid ass as you really deserve.

Thanks again for those comments !!!!!!!!! This was just a guide and my perception about guys were wrong. Everyone is supporting girls, I was lukin for somebody to atleast support me wid something ...............NOW IT'S UR TURN ... girls let me know ur views about a perfect wife or husband and same for guys ..........
peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bidhan40, Very impressive comment of your 'Ceremonial Husband' .

Hey ram ram.. I have heard of "ceremonial king" but not "ceremonial husband". However I liked Bidhan's views. I guess we are entering a world of having secret lives, chating, deceiving and have your "honey" for "ceremonial" needs and find some-one else for emotional needs! However I cannot live like that... I would rather not have a wife at all rather than have ceremonial wife or be a ceremonial husband.

I found this interesting here is cut-n-paste for fun

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Rewritten in the Millennium Century year of 2005
by Yvonne M. Prince (Ladiprince@aol.com)

· Have dinner ready. Be sure he has good, easy to follow directions to the quality restaurants that deliver curbside. This way when he arrives home he'll have exactly what he wants for dinner and it will be ready when he arrives and you get fed too. You can be a dear and call in the order. We know how he doesn't like to do that.

· Prepare yourself…a good cocktail will work.

· Be a little gay (we now know this means happy) The cocktail will relax you and you'll appear to be happy when he arrives

· Clear away clutter today this means turn the computer off and the tv on and kick stuff out of the way to make a straight path to the tv. That's all he'll notice.

· Gather up schoolbooks…dust over the tables. Clearing the table off is a nice touch for that special meal he's bringing home. Put everything on the chair you don't use or in the clothes dryer (be sure to empty onto the top of the dryer when you decide to use it).

· Over the cooler months…. turn the heat up a little and give him brandy in his coffee…after you've made yours. It's nice to share.

· Prepare the children. At least try to know where they are. Someone has to take out tonight's dinner containers. Minimise all noise…let them eat in their rooms.

· Be happy to see him.. This may take several cocktails.

· Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him….more cocktails.

· Listen to him. This should be getting easy now after several cocktails.

· Make the evening his. …never complain if he comes home late…try to understand his world of strain..blah blah blah It's already his; he's coming home with a great dinner and if he's late make sure he knows how to use the microwave to reheat; if he really comes home late and without dinner have your dinner delivered and eat without him (just be sure he pays for your dinner when he does get home). No need to try to understand his world of strain, you were out there all day too.

· Your goal: peace, order and tranquility…. Wouldn't we all like that? Keep the kids in their rooms, hire a cleaning service and those cocktails are making everything tranquil. If you meet these for yourself then he will be able to renew himself in body and soul too. If it works for you, it'll work for him.

· Don't greet him with complaints and problems. Now that you have eliminated your need to talk to him then peace and tranquility are still working. Just email him your complaints and problems and he can deal with them at work tomorrow.

· Don't complain if he's late for dinner (we've already gone over this) or even stays out all night. Hell, no, this is not "minor". If you come home then he'd better come home. If you have to deal with the kids and everything at home then he does too. If he continues staying out all night then just smile (keep him off guard) and let your lawyer take care of him! (This is 2005 ladies)

· Make him comfortable. Be sure to let him know where the remotes are. It may not work but you can tell the kids, dogs and cats that they are in his favorite chair (you tried) as you settle into your chair.

· Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice. As the cocktails really kick in; toss his pillow to him, tell him to be sure he takes his shoes off at the door and your voice is already low, soothing and pleasant (alcohol can do that).

· Don't ask him questions about his actions…blah, blah, blah. Remember he is the master of the house ….You have no right to question him..more blah, blah. Welcome to the Millennium. You do not need to ask anything; that's what GPS, micro transmitters and hidden cams are for away from home. As for master of the house; how can you forget as he reminds you constantly. Smile sweetly and say "Yes dear" then go about your business.

· A good wife always knows her place. And, she will be the one to decide where that is. This is no missionary position society we are in anymore.

The opinions of this writer…are shared by millions…I'm sure!!

http://www.robinsweb.com/humor/good_wife_yvonne.html

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oops .. स्पेलीङ mistake bahyecha...
सच्चाएर पढ्नु होला!
भुल चुक ि लने ि दन
;-)

अन्त हामी सप्पै को आमा हरु तेस्तै होइन र? सोचुम त सोमहरु!!

I never meant to offend any girls or even boys this was just my imagination of perfect wife ......... and thanks for the update by Shiv..........

LOL the piece by Shiv was hilarious!

thanks for the tips Shiv, i am sure that will things much easier ahahah