A person was sitting on a newspaper in a subway, and santa comes over and asks him ‘Are you reading that?". He got puzzled, He said yes. He stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.


Once, a Hindu, a Sardar and an American were travelling in an aeroplane. Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled. They had no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives and jump out of their planes.
First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed his turban, used it as a parachute and jumped. Using the turban he slowly floated down. Then the Hindu removed his dhoti and jumped out. Again his dhoti acted as a parachute and he also floated down gently. Seeing this, the American removed his shirt and pant and jumped out.
Unfortunately, they did not do well as a parachute and he began to fall rapidly from the plane to the ground. He passed by the Hindu who said - " May Bhagwan help you".
Then he passed the Sardar. The Sardar looked at the American zooming past him and was puzzled. So he said - "I see! You want a race! Let us see who is faster" Saying so, he let go off his turban.

Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?

there were three friends, one was bangali, one was pakistani and was sardar ji. They used to work in the same company. Once, in the lunch time, they were talking. They all took thier lunch box and saw. The bangali said: i am fed up of this food, i dont like this potato and vegetable. If it is same tomorrow, i will jump from here and give up my life. Then the pakistani said: i am also fed up of this potato and vegetables. i dont like this any more. if it is same tomorrow, i will jump from here and comit sucide. then the sardar opened his box and said the same that he will give up his life if he have the same luch tomorrow. Then they ate and got to the work. Tomorrow, in their lunch time, they opend the box, The bangali said, oh... i have the same food today tooo. then he jumped from there adn gave his life. then the pakistani opened the box and saw the same food and he also jumped from the building and gave up his life. And now sardar ji opened the box and saw the same food and jumped from the building and gave his life.
On the funeral of those guys, thier wife met and they were talking. The wife of bangali said," I cant understand why he did so.if he was fed of that food, he could have said to me. i would have made next lunch for him. " Then the wife of pakistani said, "I cant understand why he did so.if he didnot like that food any more,he could have said to me. i would have made next lunch for him. " Then the wife of sardar ji said," i cant understand why he did so, if he had said to me i would have cooked for him, but he cooked himself."

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote " NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN,!"

A sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form, he had gone to DELHI for filling up. U know why? Form says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

hahahaha!!
Funtusss..
!!hhahaha

" sardar ji went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form, he had gone to DELHI for filling up. U know why? Form says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ". "

damn man that was hot and funnyl ... dudde...

Once, a Hindu, a Sardar and an American were travelling in an aeroplane. Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled. They had no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives and jump out of their planes.
First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed his turban, used it as a parachute and jumped. Using the turban he slowly floated down. Then the Hindu removed his dhoti and jumped out. Again his dhoti acted as a parachute and he also floated down gently. Seeing this, the American removed his shirt and pant and jumped out.
Unfortunately, they did not do well as a parachute and he began to fall rapidly from the plane to the ground. He passed by the Hindu who said - " May Bhagwan help you".
Then he passed the Sardar. The Sardar looked at the American zooming past him and was puzzled. So he said - "I see! You want a race! Let us see who is faster" Saying so, he let go off his turban.

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her!

Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.........WHY? Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

On a romantic date Sardar's girl friend asks him "Darling on our
engagement will you give me a ring? He said "Ya, sure what's your phone number?

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top bahadur, those jokes are the shiittt man.. nice.

Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force ward . The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission. He who captures an adult LIon and brings it back alive in the fastest time will be adjudged the best .

First Scotland yard goes into the forest and comes back in half an hour with a Lion all tied up .

Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up lion .

Lastly the sardar brigade goes in . 15 minutes , half an hour , one hour goes and no sign of our saradrjis .The judges give up and decide to search for them . They go into the forest . After some searching , they find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree. The sardarjis have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting , "Bol tu sher
Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! "

Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. Onewas a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision uponthat answer.

When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked himand he left.

When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the samequestion. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chiefthanked the man who then left.

Finally the Sardarji arrived for hisinterview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time,before saying, "Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said, "OK, but get back to me tomorrow."

When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How did the interview go?". Pat came the reply, "Great, I got the job, and I'malready investigating a murder.

A sardar had arrived early at the stadium for the first cricket game
of the series between local rival teams only to realize that he had
left his ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of the first inning,
he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another
seat.After an hour's wait he was just a few feet from the booth when a
voice called out, "Hey, Balbir!"
He looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the
voice-with no success.Then he realized he had lost his place in the
line, and had to go back to the end of the line and wait all over
again.After he had purchased his ticket, he was thirsty, so he went to
buy a coke. The line at the concession stand was also very long. But
since the game hadn't started he decided to wait. Just as he got to
the window, a voice called out"Hey, Balbir!"
Again He tried to find the voice and got out of line as he wandered
looking for the owner of the voice. But no luck.
He was very upset as he got back in line for his coke.Finally he had
his coke and took his seat eager for the game to begin. As he waited
for the first pitch, he heard the voice calling, "Hey, Balbir!" once
more.
Furious, He stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs,"My name isn't
Balbir!"

An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon

to test a lie detector. The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20

bottles of beer".

BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.

"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".

And the machine is silent.



The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ,

goes the lie detector.

"Allright, 8 hamburgers".

And the machine's silent.



The Sardarji says: "I think...",

BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.

after reading all this , malai ta sardar ji bato ma bhetyoo ki hass hudcha yaar

what on hell do these sardars have in their mind

nothing!

There was a funeral procession of a Sardar who recently died..All the sardars participating the funeral was laughing, smiling and claping hard seem like they were very very happy..One guy watching from the side line was suprised and asked a person sitting beside him, " why are his friends and families are happy on his death"...The gental man replies, "this is the 1st Sardar died with a brain tumor".