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r4rupace
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Posted on 10-19-06 12:56
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There's nothing like a vacation to stir romance, and I have a secret dream of whisking you away to honululu. Just picture this! During our flight, we sneak off to the cockpit to have sex, but are interrupted by a flight attendant passing out water. Upon arrival, we are greeted by a group of locals who do their traditional tribal greeting dance and present us with a dildo -- a sign of friendship. We spend the first afternoon lying out on the space where we drink frozen daiquiris and you seductively rub cum on my back. We're feeling kind of hard, so we tip the waiter six lipstick (which is what they use for currency here) and then head off to our room. Luckily, you remember to pack lots of milk, which always gets me in the mood. Then we stay up half the night playing but we don't even care! Because, as they say, what happens in honululu stays in honululu!
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Ubiquitous
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Posted on 10-19-06 1:39
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al
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Posted on 10-19-06 2:42
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mansion
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Posted on 10-19-06 3:23
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wake up now, get your sorry asss back to work.
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latoboy
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Posted on 10-19-06 3:37
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nice dream... now get your ass to work. soometimes life is like a hampster running a cage. u just run round and round in circles .
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sInster
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Posted on 10-19-06 4:52
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FUGGIN retard.... dude, you are fkin confused...you takin a girl...y would a need a dildo...did someone chop urs off ???? hehehehe sorry to hear that.... fuggin gay/lesbian/ wow wow wow... lemme say confused wid ur own sexual orientation...or even wat you have...you need to get a life... look at the mirror, figure out wat you have first... a complete psycho....dharti ko bojh...bichara baau aama pani khappar maa haat laayera basi raako hola...kasto chora/chori..oops i mean confusion janmiyecha bhanera... i feel more sorry for your parents....poor them...god give them the power to bare you. OH LORD!!!! PLEASE BLESS THOSE PARENTS :( :(
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wtf
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Posted on 10-19-06 5:06
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worst faqqqin dream one can ever have !!!!
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