As per popular demand, this is a BYOG (bring your own goat) and BYOC (bring your own chiura) celebration. If you don't have a goat and would like to buy one for yourself or gift one to someone else who doesn't have one, both major Nepal-focussed gift sites offer goats and other livestock for sale: - Thamel.com - Muncha.com
Mangal/Malshree Dhun (click second button from left to play) Thanks to Ritthe for allowing us to stream from his site
Cafe Dasain Special Menu (created by Maverick, chief gourmet and connoisseur of the Cafe ) - SNDY's khasi kavav: guffadi house wife harulai - Camo's chipchipe kukhura: patnibrata purush harulai - Jack's bhagera soup - Udashi's udash khasi : udash twat master harulai - Loote's boka ko thungungra jhol: sara nepali boka harulai - Flippy's flop sekuwa kavav - TL's kalejo fry - Audrey's chicken biryani - Danny's chicken damadam - Shrish's shiskavav - Capty's captani deer masu - Rythm's piro piro mo:mo - Deep's chicken deep-fry ( good combo with Deep's local twat:) - Juggy's Chakachak pork chop - Thapap's what-do-i-know kalij soup - Lemony's lemon marinated badel ko masu( good with extra chili) - Avani's Bavani rakati - ImI's mutton curry - Athena's chewla - NPL2US's bheja fry - Maverick's sadeko haas ko masu - Amazing's parewa roast - Kalankistan's khasi ko andra-bhudi, hyakulla ko kabab, kabuli Chana Fry, Hans ko Chwela
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Dasain Song (composed by Camo, inspired by Sitara)
On the first day of Dashain, my true love sent to me A Gallon of local rakhsi.
On the second day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Two, online khasi, And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the third day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the fourth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the fifth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the sixth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the seventh day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the eighth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the ninth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the tenth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Ten Rupees, tika and jamara, Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi. -----
(Photo credits: Google images - rosemaryandpeter.com, keyway.ca, apptomix.com)
Find it too tedious to greet everyone one-on-one? Copy and paste to say hi
to SNDY, Camo, Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey,
Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena,
NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated
Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain
Haddock
(if your name is missing from the list,
apologies in advance. Please let me know and it will be added. This
list is based off Mav's menu with some additions)
.Sisterjaan: hehehe!! Tyasari natharkaaunus na hauuuuu!! Chote Nawaab le ni Camouflazed dress lagaauna suru garechha. Aba Mama bhanja ustai ustai hune bhayo. :-)
flip flop: The weather out here is so nice these days. Season has just started. How about visiting the beaches on Spring Break? Hey! Thanks for reminding me those Jandi Mukut. I felt like I was back home.
haha.. maile bhanya hoina? peeps are peeking into us from behind the curtain bhanera?
flips, news pauna ta ke garho bho ra? internet chhadai chha ni. i used to like spice girls as a kid ke tesaile pani... tihar preparations maru! ...work work and work . how abt u?
Camo, songs coming up
okay at least camo and flips are here. if others don't show up we will be "loot jayenge"
to loote loot gaya hai re loot gaya...loote loot gaya cafe ke mohabbat mein
Famous Pick up lines: Audrey: Awww, Can you be wind, So I can be gone with you!! Aznshawty: If you think I am hot, Can u be my fire?? Cleopatra: If you would have been song, I would have sing you forever!! Flippu: Why are ya straing at me?? Now you have already stared, You have to buy a drink for me!! Arrrghhhh Typos!! * Straing= Staring!! Lemoney: Choclate pie, Can I eat you?? Rythm: Honey, why sit and stare, when you can come and share?? TL: Katti kwar kwarti hereyyko matra, Bolna chhain aaunu pardaina?? SNDY: Katti Katti!! Sitara: Flowers has just bloomed; I guess you are spring for me!!
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Captain: Asian markets are down by 7 %, if only, you would have been asian, we would have never been down! Jack: If I am exam, you surely are the guess paper!! Kalankisthan: I have six packs!! Ohh not thattt!! This one I can share with you!! Loote: If you are rose, can I be bee and sting you??
Maverick: If you still don't remember me, I am the one, who you puked
on last party!! Helloooww remember anything?? ..........Ughhhhhhhhh!!
Not again!! Thapap: Can I know you more, but what do I know!! (o: IMI: I am IMI, Can you be URU??
hahaha..That was funny Juggy .. And here goes for u: Juggy: I have 2 double cheeseburger , I can share couple of fries with you. Loote: you are so sexy ,Lets 2 become one .by.. Can i bite you ass? Danny : I desperately need your Help,;OP Which browser Should i use to send Love email?:OD@*?(0)@#@ Camo: Khaike paan banaras bala ,kuljaye dil ka tala ,Kya yeh paan mera khauwogi?
Juggy: You are the reason women fall in love! ImI: Is it hot in here or is it just you? Camo: Do you believe in Love at first sight or should ImI walk by again? wahahahahahahaha
and to all the lovely ladies:
i feel like richard gere, i'm standing next to ya'll--Pretty Women! .
juggy bro! u
came!!(no innuendos meant! it just showed up in between )...when
u do appear..u always bring tonnes of laughter, joy...and
satisfaction!so when are u err...coming again? hehe well it will be
nice to know..and then we can put out a banner outside the cafe
too?("business" here has been bad if u noticed..dashain hungover
period? urghh)..a banner sayng " JUGGY IS COMING!!!ooohhhh!!ahhhhh!!"
wahaha i just noticed the double meaning
myself ..hey im sure such a banner will bring
in the crowd? and plus some new ones too ;o) some really curious ones
who wants to see who is this Juggy who errr ..came? (for a second there
i thot the past tense of come was "comed" ..u know the pronunciation!
;oP haha)
enjoyed ur pick up
lines immensely! so thats wat u have been "doing" in ur
hiatus? hehe
sndy!! hope ur well..u too were MIA hoina?..dashain
hangover?..tihar might hit the cafe even harder? anyways after next week(mid) dun worry i can help
around! (or is that to be worried about?hehe) well need a part-time job
anyways so make sure there is a rewarding
contract for me to sign?i dun mind being over-paid haha..
loote
bro..wanna pass me some lines so just in case i might need it ..its
better to be prepared hoina?;oP hehe..oh thanks again!(in case u missed
the other thanks ;oP hehe)..and i dun think anyone else enjoyed doing
the survey other except one person!
ImI
..errr did u receive my love email by accident? no wonder i havent got a response from
her yet!
Camo...i cant see u!! u live up to ur
nick!watver ;oP haha
anyways outta here guys..cos
dun wanna get into another typical convo with frens later
on..
typical convo Fren(s): so how is it
goin? Danny: stressed up..rushin for
datelines..urghh Fren(s): then wat the hell are u doing posting in
sajha! Danny: mujhe maap kardo prabhu!!! u all seeing eye u
...
oh one pick up line(i found it to be
real good..bummed into it recently hehe) and one song(sad ones to bring
them cafeites back?hehe) before i go..
Pick up line: My
love for u is like diarrhea ..i cant hold it in!
Skeeter Davis - The end of the
world
why does sajha go on running? why does the threads
numbers still grow ? dun they know its the end of the
cafe.. cos u all dun appear anymore
why do ur fingers still go on
typing? why do you still keep
posting? dun they know its the end of
cafe... it ended cos everyone is lost and gone...
Ol' days are back..ol' days are back (singing with my besura awaaz)
Nice to see you all..aba don't disappear hai pleeech..
Juggs, LOL, I do lot of katti hoina? I need to come up with a nice pick up line..tara yo budeskaal ma k ko tension..hyaa..katti is just fine..he he
Camo bhaijaan, my favorite ghazal..thanks..loved it..
Danny Danny Danny..don't ask me why I typed your name thrice..I don't know..he he.. yes me MIA too..eklai k ko action ni hoina? Btw, can you wait till Saturday for your browser thing? I'm tied up till Friday..hai..sorry..
Hey Loots, k cha?
Lemony and Flips, kata ho?
TL, u kata ho? Did your sulsule tell you about Bertie ko kahani? LOL
Hi Mav, kina fori pick up line for you? He he..btw, fori ko spelling was kinda cute..
sndy..:oD...i think i have a rough idea why u called me thrice( experience tells me this)..."danny(with hope)...danny(losing hope)...danny(lost all hope)" :oS hehe...u forgot the "sighing" part at the end, that kinda helps express the flow of emotions? ;oP...
and about the browser..forget about it!:oD already done! i had aimed for at least 50..later realised i didnt need that many and wat i did get (thanks to the generous kind souls volunteers) was more than enuf :oD...its always nice knowin there are helpful ppl around( i already knew u were one of them..got few here...lots?;oP hehe)..well i will see if u can help some other time..if ur not at peace for not being there to help ;oP hehe..cheers for the thots
alright outta here..woke up much earlier than wanted :oS..still groggy and urghh now its better to start gettn things ready than to go lie down on the bed(dozed off on the couch again, i dun even remember lying down :oS hehe)
and ps..hope ur hubby aint the sensitive type..cos if he was to know u were thinkn of makin some pickup lines..he never will be feeln peacce?
LOL Danny, you were pretty close...but I haven't lost all hope..I should've stopped right there..after calling you once..he he..coz I still have hope..aba don't ask me hope for what..coz I don't know..he he..that's just me hai...
Oho, job done already? Maybe next time..and yes I couldn't sleep coz I couldn't help you out...do you really believe me?
My hubby being sensitive..aba u know men hoina? They're moody rather than sensitive..you have to just flow according to the mood ni..being sensitive about my pick up line, well, he wouldn't be.. coz I'd use it only for him..he he..and what a great pick up line I'm using these days..katti katti..he he..
I don't know what I typed so, please correct it and read it hai..no time to edit..he he..
Hi to rest of the gang again..tihar edition pleeeeeeeech..
and it begins - on Day 1 Trump will begin operations to deport millions of undocumented immigrants
I hope all the fake Nepali refugee get deported
From Trump “I will revoke TPS, and deport them back to their country.”
Tourist Visa - Seeking Suggestions and Guidance
advanced parole
ढ्याउ गर्दा दसैँको खसी गनाउच
To Sajha admin
MAGA denaturalization proposal!!
How to Retrieve a Copy of Domestic Violence Complaint???
wanna be ruled by stupid or an Idiot ?
Travel Document for TPS (approved)
All the Qatar ailines from Nepal canceled to USA
MAGA मार्का कुरा पढेर दिमाग नखपाउनुस !
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...work work and work 
. how abt u? 
hehe
anyways after next week(mid) dun worry i can help
around! (or is that to be worried about?hehe) well need a part-time job
anyways 
