I got this mail and would like to share

TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......

AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT !!!!!!

 

WIVES DEFINED BY DIFFERENT PERSONS



DavidBissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her.



Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.


Socrates
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.


Anonymous
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.


Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,
"What does a woman want?


Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go
to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft
music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."


Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It's called marriage."


James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
second one didn't."


Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.


Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...


Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.




Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.


Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.


Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can
have mine."


Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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YekloYatri- very nice! Copy that essay on your answer sheet when On one of your exams you'll be asked "Prove that your head has two parts, On the right part nothing is Left and on the Left part nothing is Right!!"

Good Luck!

You are right in a lot of aspects Yeklo yatri and Great post, but I think that not all womenare the same just as not all men are the same. Infact, none of us are the same.Great reading your post; keep up the good work of writing.

ramailo bho padhera.. khub hasiyo

keta bihe hunda haschha keti biheko belama runchhe kina thaha chha?

ketako tyo din i mean biheko din last hashne din hore tehi bhayera hasheko..

ketiko chai last rune din hore i mean biheko din tehi bhayera royeko re..

I have a few more ...

• Never try to guess your wife's size. Just buy her anything marked "petite" and hold on to the receipt.
  (Anonymous)

• I said to the wife, "Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one." And she said, "I'll bet it's that stuck-up Phyllis at number 23."
  (Max Kauffman)

• One man's folly is another man's wife.
  (Helen Rowland)

• I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
  (David Bissonette)

Thanks everyone for responding! Like a coin has two sides, I see that your criticisms and comments are addressed in the same manner. Thank you.

Passionate Dreamer,
YekloYatri

Yekloyatri,

Your name and your post are completely in sync with one another. With thoughts like that, there is no doubt that you are an alone traveler! I honestly think that you would absolutely wn a prize if you were in a creative writing competition. I think it is a great achievement to be able to write a WHOLE essay impromptu, in a joke thread in sajha! And with you HIGH level of creativeness about women... you would totally hit the first prize. I agree when you say that men like you would not require women AT ALL if others.. or men were able to get pregnant and have babies too. Men like you would be able to come out of the closet freely, and OMG... you would totally be able to step into the role of a mother that you admire and cherish so much. Imagine those 2 babies crying and calling you mommy... aww, thats probably your dream come true!

On a serious note- A lot of women are choosing to remain single nowadays, do not think that men are a necessity for the women of today's world. I pity the woman you might one day marry- either you have been badly dumped by a girl, or you are bitter because you did not recieve some girl's attention! or worse, you were probably the "friend" some girl used like tissue. Shit happens... get over it. Some women are exploitive but so are men. If men did not wag their tails behind a woman and act like a love lorn romeo with their hearts in their sleeves, the woman would not be able to exploit the man in the first place. If you seriously think that women are so evil, then take my suggestion and stop drooling over every other woman you see! Stop being a hypocrite yourself, and then maybe your ramblings would actually make sense. Open your mind.. look around at the real world before blabbering out your unworthy views. Grow up, and life will seem much better for you.

Have a good night!

         I am mighty glad to see people (including women) responding to this thread. Let me retract what i've mentioned earlier. Now i am not the kind of person who would start a hate thread nor i would go after anyone who might have a different stand on any kind of issue whatsoever. Ok!  My posting comes with a warning, if you could scroll up and read third line i have explicitly mentioned  this,

"Now if you are a women do not read here after."

          How stupid could you be jumping in a water if you cant swim? How stupid can you be if you keep driving when the sign says, "dead end"? How stupid can you be if drive around the same street twenty times and miss the house? My post is totally dedicated to all men bachelor and married not for women. As i knew this post would be counterintuitive and women wont be pleased since it wont make any sense to them, I reassured the readers that if they happened to be females quit reading. I have read this somewhere and it says, "Even god is afraid of stupid people" and further elaborates saying, "Stupidity has no remedy" I've been believing on this for years and now i am very certain looking at the above comment. Since someone proved it without any errors. Kudos to you.

           This was only directed as reading material it was nothing in personal since the thread started with a humorous topic so I happen to expand the other aspect, thus giving the readers a different approach and a mix match of feelings. Now it's not my mistake that you ended up in a men's restroom even though you had a logo stating clearly and you had men coming in and out as you can see. If you had a bad day and you happen to read this thread at night and let your emotion take over you then help yourself. If you come to this virtual arena and take a reading material which was created for fun and entertainment so seriously that it causes serious trauma i want you to start taking proper medication or rather reach out to a psychiatric. More comments on how much people hate me or think i have gone insane are expected. Once again thanks for reading.

To god almighty,
YekloYatri

You've not gone insane YY. You're so damn right about what you think of these creatures 'WOMEN'.

"There are question that they ask are particularly designed to see how you react?" can't deny it, always all the time. Keep on coming brother.

 

YY, Wow, and this thread started with a joke. I'm hopping that my wife will not read this but You were smidgen bit generous to give women that much credit regarding child rearing. Living in the USA, some fathers have to do it all and I'm a living example that my kids will not miss their mommy a bit but if Daddy's late coming home, the hell will breaks lose. Some one once said, if it was not for the sex, I'd be gay in a heart beat...But without even getting married, where did you see so much misrery to be in this league?

Boy! What airs!!!! 

 â€œIf you are yekloYatri, please do not read hereafter”

 

How Stupid you could be to catch a running bus and try to change the destination of the journey?

How foolish can you be to get deluded into thinking that the nonsense you typed could make sense to any sane person(BOY/girl)?

How Dumb you can be to perform a task of profound mental ineptitude and instead of admitting it, go off on others?

How mulish you can be to label some trash as “fun” and “entertainment”.

                Mister! Next time you get on your soapbox about women psychology or create a reading material for “fun” and “entertainment” to whip up public opinion, at least make sure that you haven’t popped into the wrong place.

I’d read somewhere – “Drama Is a disease.”

 

So, get well soon!               

Man that was real...

''Bachelors should be heavily taxed because its not fair that some men live happier than others''

YY...did you come up with that test coz you found a forwarded email of that sort ?








(answer not needed )

         Due to this unabated encouragement from Rythm and Aviator, I'm pleased to announce that i'd be coming up with one more controversial topic that would rip their honey pots into pieces. Thank for these great valuable comments that works as fuel to the flames. The way i look at it is another thread to read and another laugh to gain but some people here are really serious! They want to create fresh animosity and if you are one of these people mentioned above then as i have suggested earlier proper medication and psychiatric help is needed immediately.  And i really appreciated people who have contributed to this thread (even though i am not the originator) but people are responding to my random thought and i'm honored. Thank you once again for taking this thread into 2000 views.


With Pride,
YekloYatri

OMG this posting is too funny. And yes, though I am a woman and after reading the yekloyatri's warning and disclosure, I proceeded to read his whole posting. I thoroughly enjoyed his writing and my end thought was like .... Oh, poor guy. Kasto pidit rahecha yo keta. It is well put together and entertaining even for women. It is always good to see things from a different angle and to get a diverse perspective on things. This is what makes life interesting. As we all know we are all entitled to own opinion based on our own life experiences. It is a good thing that San has offered us a platform to express our feelings. While reading another thing that struck me was that it is other guys who are busting yekloyatri's chops for making insulting remarks about women. This is very refreshing.

 

It is always good to read different writings especially when it is free of grammatical and spelling errors. And too when the person makes no head or tail of what he is trying to express and just babbles away. So good job Yekloyatri ... from an independent, confident and single professional Nepali woman - Anamika1.

 hilarious !    nearly missed this thread.  

The Advantages and Disadvantages of Marriage

   I think there are advantages and disadvantages to being married. The advantages include:

• Unconditional love, stability and consistency—You don’t have to worry about dating, breaking up, etc. There is one person you love and will love you for the rest of your life.
• Lower cost of living—A married couple tends to have more free time and/or more money because the cost and work of a household are shared by two.
• Confidence—It is very reassuring to know that there is a person who loves you and only you no matter what and who lives to be with you. That sort of commitment can give you a tremendous comfort and confidence.
• The potential for children—Inside a stable marriage it is possible and extremely easy to have and raise children.

There are also disadvantages:

• You are locked in with a single person—If you like to be with a different person every week, marriage is not for you.
• You give up a great deal of freedom—Every decision will now be a compromise between two people.
• You are going to have to work to maintain and build your human qualities—Trust, loyalty, commitment, kindness, patience, etc. are not easy. You have to work at these skills every day in a marriage to become better at them. If you are not willing to put in the effort, you will fail in the marriage.

If you find that you cannot deal with one or more or the disadvantages, then that tells you that you should not get married.

Okie, so your ultimate plan is to rip our honey pots?

Had heard that humans make mistake, but now after meeting you, I’m convinced that even god makes mistake.

FYI, you wouldn’t have gotten my unabated encouragement if you hadn’t got in like a cat and had cast your gloomy pall over the thread by talking the hind leg off a donkey!

You can put up that post of yours in a cartoon exhibition, and let me warn you, don’t label them as “fun” & “entertainment”, otherwise the visitors will blow up your nose.

Never wanted to be a dream breaker, but well…….., I’m afraid that your dream of breaking the honey pot will just remain a mere dream,‘coz I REALLY DON’ T GIVE A MONKEY’S TO YOUR UPCOMING CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC!

That’s all!!

May lord bless you(& also stuff some brain in thy head)

This is not so funny....

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me?
She replied: No!
And the guy lived happily ever after.

 

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